KARKAT VANTAS: "WHY THE HELL DOES EVERY OTHER VARIATION OF ME POST THAT THEY…" | chittr

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

WHY THE HELL DOES EVERY OTHER VARIATION OF ME POST THAT THEY ARE HORNY? DID I MISS A MEMO OR SOMETHING?

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

THE ANSWER IS NO.

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD I TELL *ANYONE* MY PERSONAL BUSINESS ON THIS INTERDIMENSIONAL PLATFORM FULL OF HORNED UP SLEEZEBAGS?

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

DID THE LAST OF MY SPONGE START ROTTING AFTER A FEW MOLTS? I FEEL LIKE I'M AT A LOONEYBLOCK BEGGING FOR FUCKING NORMALCY!

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

AND WHY WOULD I DECIDE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IS IT A REQUIREMENT TO HOOK UP WITH SLEEZEBAGS. I DON'T THINK IT IS! I CAN FILL MY QUADRANTS WITHOUT HAVING TO BEG OR HOOK UP WITH WHOEVER DECIDES TO ROLL ON TO MY POSTS, IF IT WORKS FOR YOU FINE! BUT LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

I WAS SAYING I AM NOT BEGGING FOR QUADRANTS, THAT IS IT. MY UNDERGARMENTS ARE FINE THANKS. NO, NOT PARTICULARLY. IF ANYTHING I DID NOT WANT TO ANNOUNCE TO THE ENTIRETY OF THE MULTI-VERSE THAT MY QUADRANTS ARE CURRENTLY EMPTY. THOUGH IT IS LIKE THAT FOR A GOOD FUCKING REASON.

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@carettaConfectioner[CC]

yo do yashellf a favor n can it krabby

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? I HAVE NO REASON TO GIVE YOU ANYMORE INFORMATION.

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

THE ANSWER IS FUCKING NO.