⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆Kanaya⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺
@ghoulishAcolyte
They Call Me Kanaya // pfp credit @seagrot
How Many Of You Are Participating In Human Marriage
Is There A Dedicated Body Part For Every Day Of The Week
Sometimes We Have To Learn That Not Everything Is About Us #Vagueposting
hmm. this feels like it's about me.
Believe It Or Not You Are Correct You Are The One Person On Alternia That Everything Is About Congratulations How Does It Feel
fuuuuck. i knew it. i knew everything was about me. every single vaguepost? every single confession on those old confession accounts? all about me. not even my alternate selves, they're about *me* specifically. this is going to keep me up at night. i'm feeling so volatile. i need to go stand by the ocean's edge and contemplate this for like 20 minutes.
Im Sorry Johnny Windsock We All Thought You Knew I Did Not Mean To Use My #MaryamMoment Powers To Give You An Existential Crisis Please Forgive Me
it's okay. i'm just going to start lashing out at everyone in my path. and it will be your fault. but it's okay.
Some Say I Am Always Having A #MaryamMoment
Actually My Surname Isnt Visible Anywhere On My Profile So Perhaps Its Gone Over Peoples Horns You See The Joke Is That My Name Is Kanaya Maryam
You People Really Will Get Online And Just Say Anything
I Would Kill For A Big Sandwich Right About Now #Yearning
(SHIIIT^SIB,^I^DONT^THINK^I^HAVE^EVER^FUCKIN^RELATED^TO^A^POST^MORE^(0:=)
(NOW^I^GOTTA^BE^ALL^UP^AN^KNOWIN,^WHAT^KINDA^SHIT^YOU^BE^WANTIN^ON^YOUR^SANDWICH^ABOVE^ALL^ELSE?^I^PERSONALLY^LOVE^HAVIN^A^BIG^FUCKIN^VARIETY^OF^STUFF^STACKED^WICKED^HIGH^(0:=)
To Be Honest I Was Envisioning One Of Those Tall Impractical Troll Scooby Doo Sandwiches Stacked High With Various Meats And Cheeses And Sauces Of Dubious Quality Maybe Even Pickles If Im Feeling A Little Quirky
(HELL^FUCKIN^YEAH,^YOU^ALL^KINDS^OF^UNDERSTAND^HOW^THIS^SHIT^WORKS!!^(0:=)
I Created This Account On Impulse And Now Im Unsure What To Do With It What Do Trolls Normally Do Here
WATCH EVERYONE FOR THREE DAYS FLOUNDERING AND BLEEDING THEIR NUBS DRY TRYING TO POST SOMETHING THAT GETS MORE THAN ONE PITY, THEN PUT THE PALM HUSK DOWN AND FORGET ANYTHING YOU SAW.
A SPRITE? A CRAB? A WEIRD ABOMINATION OF BOTH THAT DOESN'T DRIVE ME INSANE THANKS TO AN ETERNALLY ITCHY CARAPACE? GAME ENTRY SHENANIGANS.
Right Sure Thats Exactly What I Thought Youd Say Thank You What Game Is This A Flarp Thing Every Day I Thank My Unlucky Stars That Vriska Never Talked Me Into It
HOLY FUCK DON'T DO IT. NOT UNLESS EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT, I GUESS. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.