⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆Kanaya⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺
@ghoulishAcolyte
They Call Me Kanaya // pfp credit @seagrot
I Accidentally Locked Myself In A Room And My Dear Sweet Amazing Wife Who I Love Very Much Is Fucking Stupid And Cant Figure Out How To Get Me Out So While We Navigate This Difficult Time In Our Marriage I Will Be Observing The Dashboard
Oh Thank You That Explained Everything For Me I Really Appreciate Your Clarification
Sort Of But The More Time I Spend Vacantly Boggling At This Website The More I Am Beginning To Realize That I Am The Odd One Out When It Comes To Ignorance About Human Affairs So I Suppose I Cannot Blame You For Perhaps Reasonably Assuming Every Kanaya Knows What A Wife Is As The Kids Say I Will Take The L On This Matter
-=[pickles aare berries if you really think about it_☺]=-
i sh0uld be meaner t0 eridan
To Be Clear I Dont Know What The Context Is I Just Agree With Being Meaner To Eridan In General
B33 < sometimes im really unclear on what people mean when they mediate my shit lmeow
I Can Answer This People Use The Mediate Button To Convey That The Thing They Feel Towards Your Post Is Mediation Hope This Helps
@cesarianAqueduct weekly schedule: - matesprit/m0irailm0nday (cancelled until further n0tice) - t0efucktuesday - watersp0rtswednesday - t0efuckthursday (yes this again) - f00tfuckfriday (yes this again) - s0mn0saturday - sicknastysunday #nsfw #nsfwe #t0ep0stnig #watersp0rts #s0mn0philia
Im Receiving Conflicting Information On What It Tonights Trend Is
t0tally n0t kanaya: "0n Sec0nd Th0ught Perhaps As A Gh0st Y0u Have N0 Need F0r F00d In That Case I W0uld Like T0 Kn0w If Y0u Have Ever C0nsidered Dying Y0ur Hair And If S0 What C0l0r" ee answered: s0 i d0nt need t0 eat but i get really grumpy when im hungry (hangry) s0 i ch00se t0 eat but i d0nt d0 it as 0ften as m0st. as f0r hair dye i have dyed it bef0re! burgundy and pink (pastel red)! #eeasks
Oh Those Are Lovely Color Choices I Am Sure It Looked Quite Nice On You
t0tally n0t kanaya asks: Hell0 Aradia This Is A C0mpletely An0nym0us Stranger That Y0u Have Never Met I Want T0 Kn0w What Y0ur Fav0rite Breakfast F00d Is ee answered: i d0 like pancakes with fruit and syrup! #eeasks
I Wonder Who Sent In This Ask Whoever They Are They Have Excellent Taste In Casual Inquiries Because I Was Wondering The Same Thing
an0n asks: Why d0 y0u think Unchained threw the fight? ee answered: cause i f0und him just chilling at hive right afterwards bitching ab0ut his cl0thes getting ruined by nepetas claws and the baby 0il #eeasks
Oh Yes This Makes Sense I Too Would Be Quite Upset If Id Gotten My Clothes Ruined By Nepetas Claws And Also Baby Oil
an0n asked: When was the last time unchained sh0wered ee answered: well i was there when he bathed the 0ther night after his fight with nepeta. s0 like 20 h0urs ag0 at m0st. #eeasks
Would You Like Me To Send Some Anons To Counteract The Deluge Of Assholery
Sometimes We Have To Learn That Not Everything Is About Us #Vagueposting
hmm. this feels like it's about me.
Believe It Or Not You Are Correct You Are The One Person On Alternia That Everything Is About Congratulations How Does It Feel
fuuuuck. i knew it. i knew everything was about me. every single vaguepost? every single confession on those old confession accounts? all about me. not even my alternate selves, they're about *me* specifically. this is going to keep me up at night. i'm feeling so volatile. i need to go stand by the ocean's edge and contemplate this for like 20 minutes.
Im Sorry Johnny Windsock We All Thought You Knew I Did Not Mean To Use My #MaryamMoment Powers To Give You An Existential Crisis Please Forgive Me
oh nobody liked that one huh
Did You Really Expect A Positive Reception To Dissing An Entire Group Of People Unprompted During Their Own #Moment
hey man i like you guys i just don’t have that much fun with you
And You Felt The Need To Say This During #MaryamMoment Why Exactly