♦ pitied by @ghoulishAcolyte

I've been screaming on and off for about 3 hours.
I Accidentally Locked Myself In A Room And My Dear Sweet Amazing Wife Who I Love Very Much Is Fucking Stupid And Cant Figure Out How To Get Me Out So While We Navigate This Difficult Time In Our Marriage I Will Be Observing The Dashboard

i remember a purpleblood on here thought i was way younger than i actually am just beclaws i had a silly profile picture... are you not whimsical, mate? do you think that as you grow older, you just lose your silliness? i could never >X3
SECOND I FOUND OUT I DIDN'T HAVE TO BREATHE ERIDAN DRAGGED ME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE NEW PLANET'S OCEAN HE GOT A SMACK FOR IT BUT IT WASN'T ALL THAT BAD TRUTH BE TOLD. MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THIS
you get ONE hot ghost haunting you and you're publlic enemy #1 even if you're not even quadding the ghost. doom aspect is bullshit
oh okay. in other news, i think i just got broken up with again. or, i mean, not broken up with, but we're apparently like... "taking a break". whatever that means. ... welp. :/
it's okay. i'm just going to start lashing out at everyone in my path. and it will be your fault. but it's okay.
fuuuuck. i knew it. i knew everything was about me. every single vaguepost? every single confession on those old confession accounts? all about me. not even my alternate selves, they're about *me* specifically. this is going to keep me up at night. i'm feeling so volatile. i need to go stand by the ocean's edge and contemplate this for like 20 minutes.
I THINK KANAYA MIGHT BE ONE OF VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S LIKE FOR ME TO HAVE A MILLION STRANGE TIMECLONES WHO ALL KIND OF SUCK. THE PART THAT GETS MY FUCKING CAPRIHORROR IS THAT THEY ALL SEEM TO LIKE EACH OTHER?! EVEN THE ONES THAT SUCK?! FUCKING MADDENING.

I mEAnt tO crEAtE A sOck whIlE I wAs lEArnIng knIttIng tOnIght I hAvE mAdE A scArf by AccIdEnt pErhAps I Am nOt gOOd At knIttIng

i literally get mad when im not made to cry from how hard my face gets smothered by an avalanche of assfat like put your back into it all of it what is all that even for decoration goddamn get some glute utility
chittr gods! let me edit my replies and i WILL sell my soul to the powers that be. i've got a really valuable one, y'know! i'm GOATed!!

xx_mye_jamma_pantz_r_ripped_to_fuck_it_mite_b_tiem_2_retire_dem_idk........_xx

When does love not hurt?
ah. [Horny] posting hours. Lets hope this doesn't make the [voices] louder #callback #nsfw
HOLY FUCK DON'T DO IT. NOT UNLESS EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT, I GUESS. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
WATCH EVERYONE FOR THREE DAYS FLOUNDERING AND BLEEDING THEIR NUBS DRY TRYING TO POST SOMETHING THAT GETS MORE THAN ONE PITY, THEN PUT THE PALM HUSK DOWN AND FORGET ANYTHING YOU SAW.

post like youre getting paid for it (youre defos not)

Lust and yearn Fight Crash out.
Don't forget the occas!onal death and break downs!!!

And the abductions.









