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C3RT1F13D DR4GON LOV3R D3D1C4T3D CR1MSON CONNO1SS3UR 3X3CUT1ON3R OF JUST1C3 ON 34RTH C
the "detective" is too busy solemnly contemplating what his deal actually is if he's not the concrete grounded centre of us all, so i'm filling in for him. i think being exposed as an individual fragment has lessened my sorrows a bit, and i suspect that might be the requirement to undo this. each little piece needs polishing and mending until it's as it should be. then maybe we all hold hands or something, i don't know.
OK, 1S H4V1NG D1FF3R3NT COLORS, L1K3, YOUR TH1NG >:?
S1GH. 1SN'T TH4T TH3 WORST?
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SM4SH TH4T R3CH1TT! >:D
F4YGO + J3TP4CK 1S PROB4BLY 4 T3RR1BL3 1D34! HOW3V3R........
ΰΏΛΛ.β Sΰ²UNDS BAD! KEEP Gΰ²ING!!! X) β.ΛΛΰΏ
TH4NKS, WHO3V3R TH3 FUCK! >:D
If she makes friends w/ him I am literally going to eat my shoes.
DO OTH3R P3OPL3 CONS1D3R TH1S 4 PUN1SHM3NT >:?
WHAT THE FUCK IS "AN EXPLANATION".
4R3 YOU 4SK1NG FOR 4N 3XPL4N4T1ON OF TH3 CONC3PT OF 3XPL4N4T1ONS >:?
whatever imagine dragons save me
4W M4N, 1 THOUGHT YOU M34NT TH4T L1K3 "FUCK TH1S, 1'M JUST GONN4 1M4G1N3 SOM3 DR4GONS S4V3 M3 FROM TH1S BULLSH1T"
A need has been created in me. And possibly a lot of Terezis out there.
WH3R3 TH3 *H3LL* 1S R3D???
1 COULD G3T B3H1ND TH1S.
you can really taste the gold bar.
YOU M4D3 TH4T UP!
im afraid of wwhat this wwill do to my body rezi!
L1K3 WH4T??
immediate death on contact from yuckyitus
WOULDN'T 1 B3 LONG D34D >:?
yeah it tastes normal
YOU TR13D???
i am vvery bravve.
SOOOOOOOO WH4T DO YOU TH1NK?
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((Huh yeah my oocs don't show up on my tl. ((I checked and it looks like I have oocs on? ((Weird, I'll ticket it.
are any trolls on earth-c actually going by alternian solar sweeps? that seems super confusing. i feel like we don't need more than one unit to describe how long it takes for our planet to revolve around the sun.
HUM4NS F4MOUSLY H4T3 H4V1NG R3DUND4NT 4ND N4RROWLY US3FUL UN1TS OF M34SUR3M3NT. 4NYW4Y, 1'M F1V3 F33T 4ND ON3 1NCH T4LL. >:]
okay. solid clap back, but while you are down there please tell me about the narrow usefulness of tracking your age with a unit of measurement for a different planet's revolution around a different sun.
1 M34N. DO YOU KNOW TH3 B4CKSTORY OF HOW TH3Y D3C1D3D 4N 1NCH W4S TH4T LONG? OFF P4N? 1 H34R 1T'S B4S3D ON TH3 C1RCUMF3R3NC3 OF TH3 PL4N3T OR SOM3TH1NG BUT 1T'S NOT L1K3 TH3 4V3R4G3 HUM4N UND3RST4NDS OR C4R3S WH4T TH4T 4CTU4LLY M34NS. 4ND Y3T YOU ST1LL S4Y STUFF 1S FOUR 1NCH3S LONG! (YOU PROB4BLY S4Y TH4T P4RT1CUL4R ON3 F41RLY OFT3N, H3H3.)
it helps that you can measure an inch. you can even measure six of them. most humans didn't even use inches, for the record. that was just a thing they were stubbornly doing in the country i was born in while the rest of the world used the metric system. (happy 4th of july i guess. i don't know what the significance of that is to our current society.) what i'm talking about is using inches when there aren't any rulers that exist anymore. the thing you would use to measure an inch just doesn't exist. it doesn't mean anything! it's fine if you want to call a year a solar sweep, that even sounds kind of awesome, but jade went through a lot of trouble placing earth-c exactly the same distance old earth was from the sun, so the least we could do in gratitude is count by the amount of days it takes to get around it!
SO WH4T 1'M H34R1NG 1S TH4T TH3 HUM4NS ONLY CONS1D3R3D TH31R HOM3 COND1T1ONS, D1DN'T 4SK 4NY TROLLS, 4ND TH3N GOT CONFUS3D WH3N TH3 TROLLS H3LD ONTO WH4T L1TTL3 CULTUR3 TH3Y H4V3 L3FT. >:T
you are literally one of the twelve trolls that could have spoken up about us making a year be 365 days. :/ the rest of them were babies we made in a lab. i don't think they cared.
1T'S NOT MY F4ULT 3V3RY OTH3R TROLL H4D 4 HUM4N TH3Y W3R3 S1MP1NG OV3R WH3N W3 TOOK TH3 VOT3.