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shit i alm0st forg0t with the party prep. #stackedsaturday #nsfw ((can a fully clothed individual in crocs be nsfw? your choice. Fmanthegreat))
no... i was just saying that to impress you. sorry.
chittr, i hardly know her! is that anything? hi, i am john. i played a game and it sucked so much ass that nobody has one anymore. i am seeing that this site is some kind of portal to the infinite parallel realities of paradox space, which is pretty crazy if you think about it. it's kind of similar to those little bubbles loaded with stream-of-consciousness gibberish that would pop up all over the place when we would go to sleep and hang out with dead people. does anybody remember that? shoot, i guess that some of you are currently experiencing that. sorry if you're dead and tired of hearing about those goofy bubble things. anyway, my friend/mom/nanna/fellow-god-of-earth @gutsyGumshoe basically demanded i make an account here or she would mercilessly beat me with an oversized spoon, so here i am. i will try to keep up with posting so long as i have the energy for it.
Go ahead! Shipping one to you now
R3ORG4N1S3D MY CH4LK
🌳🌳🌳dang.🌲https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0dd92bde9a14.png🌳🌳🌳
F4n745y dr490n d1ld0, 53nd ch177. #n5fw˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
red velvet goated dont @ me
3nd3r Dr490n, 5h3’5 90r930u5˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
§uperheroe§ are boring. i like de†ec†ive§ more.
ace attorney mentioned
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! found this in the conference room that's been getting maintenance for the past three perigrees???? what the fuck is this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/954f36d3aa59.png
i will p0st all the questi0ns and their answers in a p0st after en0ugh applicants are received. thank y0u s0 far t0 0ur applicants we are getting s0me g00d applicati0ns. als0 reminder y0u can get a badge if we hire y0u
☆ dude these little wax bottles fuKK hard I should’ve been eating wax forever ago☆
This game fucking sucks why was it so popular 8ack then https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_8284.jpeg
4NYW4YS, MORN1NG!! DON'T KNOW HOW LONG 1'LL B3 H3R3, B33N BUSY H4NG1NG W1TH SOM3 N3RD!!!
FUCK WHAT WHY
READING ONTO THE RECORD! establishing foundation for all the prongs of 702 is boring & i don't like doing it. can't we just let the record reflect that my witness is wearing a lab coat & then infer them to be qualified to deliver expert testimony? #law
0k dave's are "greedy bitches" th0ugh t0 qu0te an aquantince
T3R3Z1!
1 S33! M1N3 1S 4LL OLD 4ND TORN UP. >:[
I would cons1d3r mys3lf to b3 on3. I’m sur3 th3 coupl3 th4t 4r3 h3r3 would s4y th3 s4m3 th1ng 4s w3ll.
On3 of th3 fl4vors th4t I c4n tol3r4t3. Good cho1c3!
-=[iifyoure not a mozzerella sstick ignore this hide_☺]=-
Terrible, evil things on the mind. That means Vriska, of course.
To be clear, this is in a “if I hear one more cluckbeast crossing the road joke I am going to commit an act of violence” way.
leavin crumbs every fuckin where when you eat bread
terezi once again saving my sanity by making an obnoxious amount of sense.
IDGAF I’m gam8ling and watching cool pirate movies and drinking a8solut vodka #su8stance
xt’s vxry prxtty! :3
c< pretty! >c
s0 FR1CK1N C00000L!!!!! :DDDD
goated drip
its a good look! i like the belts...
My tuMMy is Making the ruMblies ✨ that only ankles can satisfy
LETS GOO!!! We Must plan our attack of ✨ the ankles ✨
YOU P3OPL3 W4NT TO FUCK M3 SO B4D BUT 1’M OV3R H3R3 PL4Y1NG W1TH MY SC4L3M4T3S #NSFW #1DG4F #1PL4YW1THMYDR4GONS #NOT1NT3R3ST3D
JUST SO YOU KNOW 1T’S RUD3 TO 4SK 4 T3R3Z1 FOR F4VORS WH3N 4LL SH3 W4NTS 1S YOUR MON3Y FOR #T3R3Z1TU3SD4Y W3 W1LL NOT B3 G1V1NG OUT SLOPPY BLOW13S!! #NSFW
This May Be A Case Of Mistaken Identity Which Is Ironic Considering The Subject Of Which Being A Troll Likely Verifiably Kanaya Apologies For Whatever May Have Alluded To Such But No I Am Not Currently Trapped In A Tunnel
tHIS IS A CUTE PICTURE, tEREZI, iT IS A NICE LOOK ON YOU, }:)
as th0se wh0 came bef0re us w0uld say, yas girl werk it.
OPENING ARGUMENT! first off, through the power of unimaginable violence, all things are possible. so jot that down
W3 W1LL RUL3 TH1S S1T3 4ND TH3N TH3 UN1V3RS3!
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Y3S.. TH3 RUMORS 4R3 TRU3. 1 DO H4V3 4 F4T 4SS.
(°. dinner time https://files.catb𖦹x.m𖦹e/h91421.jpg .°)
#R3dgl4r3R3fl3ct1ons 1t m4y s33m 4s 1f my v3nd3tt4 4g41nst my k1ll3r 1s l34d 1nto 4 d1ff3r3nt d1r3ct1on, but 1 h4v3 v3ry much h4d m4ny, m4ny sw33ps for r3fl3ct1on, 4ng3r, d1strust, 4nd th3 f33l1ng of f41lur3. S1nc3 my r3v1v4l, th3 4ng3r h4s not s1nc3 gon3 4w4y, but 1t fu3ll3d som3th1ng w1th1n m3 3vok3d s1m1l4r pr3-d34th d3s1r3s to str1v3 to b3 4 v3ry 3xc3ll3nt 4nd c4p4bl3 L3g1sl4c3r4tor, but 1t ch4nn3ll3d 1n 4 w4y th4t m4d3 m3 w4nt to push 1nto th1s go4l h4rd3r, f4st3r. Of cours3, th3 4ng3r 1s st1ll th3r3, but 4ft3r l34rn1ng th3r3 1s m4ny 4lt3rn4t3 v3rs1ons of on3s3lf 4nd study1ng qu1ckly, 4n4lyz1ng th3 f4cts w1th r3sourc3s d1spl4y3d to m3, 4nd 1t us3d to b3 d1ff1cult to d3c1d3 wh3th3r or not 1 should f1x4t3 3fforts tow4rd 4 s1ngul4r 4lt3rn4t3 or non3 4t 4ll, 4s 1t would b3 4 w4st3 of t1m3 4nd wh4t 1'v3 work3d for would coll4ps3. Of cours3 1 st1ll d3sp1s3 h3r w1th 3v3ry 1nch of my b31ng for forc1ng m3 to 4 noos3 4g41nst my w1ll, but 1 h4v3 4lr34dy c4lcul4t3d th3 4cts of g3tt1ng r3v3ng3 4nd found 1t fru1tl3ss. 1t 1s po1ntl3ss, but 4ng3r bubbl3s st1ll 1ns1d3. 1t's pl4yful b4nt3r, p3rh4ps just 4 w1ld honkb1rd ch4s3, but th3 1ll w1ll tow4rd th1s b31ng 1 h4v3 obs3rv3d long 3nough. Or s3v3r4l b31ngs, r4th3r. N3v3r just on3. Th3r3 1s not just on3 of m3. Th1s 1s not s1mply 4n 4ct of d3t3rm1n1ng 1f 1 truly w4nt th1s troll d34d, 1 h4v3 surp4ss3d th1s f33l1ng for th3 s4k3 of my dut13s. Dut13s 1 n33d to cont1nu3 str1v1ng for 1n ord3r to m41nt41n my st4tus 1n th1s world. 1t h4s br4nch3d off, 1t 1s 4l4rm1ng 4nd 1t go3s 4g41nst wh4t 1 h4d thought for sw33ps on 3nd. Of cours3 1t d1d. Why would 1t h4v3 not? Th3 f1r3 burns 3v3n st1ll, 4nd 1 h4v3 not found 4 w4y to m41nt41n 1t th3 w4y 1 would d3s1r3. 1t's br4nch3d off, p3rh4ps on3-s1d3d, st1ll 41m1ng to cont1nu3 1n 1ts b4nt3r-h34vy fronds. 1t h3lps suppr3ss, 1t h3lps m41nt41n1ng my composur3, 1t h3lps m3 r34l1z3 th4t th3r3 1s no br1ng1ng just1c3 to 1t, 1t 1s 1mposs1bl3 now. 1t h3lps m3 b3com3 b3tt3r, 3v3n 1f th1s 1s such 4 vuln3r4bl3 st4t3 for m3, th1s 1s s1mply to drop down 4nd spr34d 1t out, 3sp3c14lly w1th 4n 4lt3rn4t3 w1th v3ry just1f13d h4t3. 1 f3lt th3 s4m3. Now, 1t 1s t1m3 to us3 th4t to bu1ld up. Work my w4y h1gh3r.
Ugh for the last time we are playing 8th Edition FLARP. I DO NOT CARE WHAT WARLOCKS OF THE 8AY PRODUCES!!!!!!!! They shouldn't dict8 the rules 8ecause they suck.
DR4GONS 4S GODS. DR4GONS 4S MONST3RS. DR4GONS 4S 4 R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF HUM4N GR33D. DR4GONS 4S 4 M3T4PHOR FOR D1S4ST3R. DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TO B3 K1LL3D. DR4GONS 4S 4 B34ST TO B3 B3FR13ND3D. DR4GONS 4S SOM3TH1NG SO L4RG3 4ND OTH3RWORLDLY W3 H4D TO M4K3 UP SOM3TH1NG TO M4K3 1T M4K3 S3NS3. LOV3 YOU DR4GONS.
finally...Alternia will know peace. @caligulaAscendit is gone, we are all saved https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d36d88280c54.png
DIRECT EXAMINATION! how many hearsay exceptions can YOU find in the following statement made by my witness? answers will be posted tomorrow! FWD: TESTIMONY! "...Th@t's when the defend@nt's employee told me: Doctor, ! Th!nk !'m Dy!ng." #law
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! your highblood my witness' testimony actually falls under hearsay exception 804(b)(3)(a) because it makes them sound like a total fucking loser & im frankly a little embarrassed to have called them to the st& but their testimony is still completely admissible & useful so we might as well keep going ᴹ:/ #law
FWD: CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i said, i won't speak without a legislacerator present! > "Bu+ You Are A Legislacera+or?" CROSS EXAMINATION! & where's my present?
[Pinned OOC post to update as needed. Please don't reply] This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, incarceration, murder and genocide. No Game/Rebel AU In collaboration with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws & @twireAvenged Terezi Pyrope aka the Justicar - took the redglare title out of spite towards Vriska and a bit towards the church. (the courts don't like it) - spent more time than she'd have liked during her legislacerator training on clurch ships and keeps getting put back on them - short and specializes in close quarter fighting - really bad at flat out lying but great at telling half truths - has some really weird dreams that often come true - on the thinnest of ice re: avoiding being culled - recently requested transfer to her current ship to "help keep an eye on some of the troublesome prisoners" based on a gut feeling
hes all mad at me cuz i said his tits look great hehe -sent from my aviators
a fuckin wiggly that shits hilarious i gotta use that on karkat next time hahahah
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I have an oral fixation. If you ever see me chewing on leather, this is why. ]
lick his t0p surgery scars. kiss her tummy. lick their abs. sh0w them affecti0n. 0u0
anyways, happy birthday to me :D //
thinkin of rly smooth rocks
What is this, four Eridans now? I've only punched two of them, though. Gotta step my game up!
huh??? what?????? are we talking about smells??????? i love smells a lot even the bad ones oh my gosh oh my gosh!!!! i can tell what you smell like if you want?? since i can sniff across paradox space or whatever? :D
On3 of th3 1nt3rns c4ll3d m3 mom. Wh1ch 1 do not fully und3rst4nd.
Th3 1nt3rns 4r3 b3h4v1ng tod4y. ...wh4t d1d th3y fuck up?
((drawn by @gallowsCalibrator#1433)) was not expecting to find an orb when i came by to watch jurassic park. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33e84d41b940.png
R3D 40? HOW M4NY FUCK1NG D1FF3R3NT R3DS DO YOU P3OPL3 H4V3
can da striders and da amporas and da yellow guys get a room some of us are hard boiled detectives tryin ta solve a freakin case ovah here -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I LovE WheN My GummieS MelT TogetheR To ForM AtrocitieS LikE ThiS https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n4Ft4WDA3oU/sddefault.jpg
i need to bite someone hard as ;fsaldkjaoskdfjp9ah;20d9
:33< hmm vinegar #substances
◥▶◀◤ —> Your honor, fight me to determine my guilt.
There’s a pileup somewhere? How many scuttlebuggies? Where? Urgent????
#FreeTheRainforestCafeAlligator
Seer? I hardly know her.
Thank2 now im ob23223d with ch3rry candi32 #vagu3po2ting