♠ hated by @giddyGallivanting
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/513defe184c1.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f16df184e049.jpg this is the dover demon. it's a pretty niche monster as far as cryptids go, because there are actually only a handful of sightings to build any lore off of! basically in 1977, in a place called "dover, massachusetts" three different teenagers claimed to see this creepy, skinny thing with a melon head, red eyes and long fingers. all three teenagers drew pictures, which ended up being eerily similar. one of the kids even swore on a stack of bibles that he saw what he said he saw! (this is a pretty big deal for the trolls out there. and people who live on earth-c.) i like to think that it was some kind of genetic experiment made by the government or something. the government was up to all kinds of kooky and morally questionable junk back then. #awesome #cryptids #johnscryptidcorner #workshoppinghashtags
- I amm pleased to have been of service. ※ PROPOSAL: Spying won't be necessary in this case. I'll send you a link to mmy online calendar. Fromm there, you can self-select a consultation timme with mme at our Old Friendnesty location. - calendal.ly/u=HelpmmeetHandling
※ NOTICE: Good evening. That would be "La-Di-Da-Di," by one Troll Doug E. Fresh and his Get Fresh Crew. - Hope this Helps.
(V)(',,')(V) lodi dodi snoop dogg lolol
!this is how i am feeling right now in texas! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Just hugged in front of a turtle!
A salamanders bubble breath tickled my nose and made me sneeze! Hehe thank goodness you were there to say bless you. :)
Take it up with a mirror you goofy cad!
Im cutting it to you straight if you cant get a lick of this through your noodle then perhaps youre cooked al dente! As in... ALL DENSE.
Youre trying to rile up a lady sharing a piece of our pie to the public like some two bit cad and ive had it up to here with all of this gaffery and backteething. You dont just ask a ghost why they keep on keeping on thats like a fundamental no go! Your social cues are in the gosh darn trenches my man and its simply square on your shoulders to go to war for them. Also i dunno what youre on about with this superior mumbo jumbo. Theres no bigger and badder or less than its just all janey. And thats swell. Shes my very best friend! Maybe you should treat her better before i treat you to the english one two wind up in your dreams like in nightmare on elm street. >:|
Say uno momento. Is atlantis real.
Watch out this dude is going to show me how to make bagel bites. Im toast!
He doesnt even know where the lost city of atlantis is! Aw shucks little buddy youre just a silly thing.
i hope you and jake continue enjoying your time in the bubbles! enjoying your life is such a simple thing but one that so many people struggle with but for you two it seems to come natural!
What in the sweet summer FUDGE is wrong with you!
sorry i just am kinda rly super fuckin happy to see u is all
I suppose i ought to lay down the pitchfork and tuck it elsewhere. Thats no way to treat a lady i suppose!
Youve already tarnished your own dang outlook little miss. Keep that tush pushing elsewhere because the two of us arent keen on shaking tailfeathers with ghosts who are mean in their step! One TOO MANY bad run ins.
Dont comment on a pretty ladys build dudette youre going to rightfully get the boot from her a la the BAN HAMMER and youre going to deserve the resulting goose egg. For shame.
Sometimes my tummy still aches from where i got all diced but its all water under the bridge for the most part. Janey and i are currently parked pert and pretty under a massive swell of bubble-typical brain trees and were fit to climb this flora here soon. So excited!! You have NEVER seen a set of adventurers as close as the two of us. And we used to be two pieces of meat on the same skewer! Kabobs! :P
Hey! Step off you rambunctious coot.
currently on hour two of trying to brush my hair