Dismas Mersiv
@gigantisDebilitation
He/Him. Still have no idea how to use this fucking thing
#nowpl/\ying - Stitch In Time by Genitorturers https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/3kZ/\GE9Frg5wO7HmEnZ5Lw?si=/\0/\4124b202b4d/\7///
I just noticed when the fuck did th/\t h/\ppen https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/kull.png///
God forbid I try to open my mess/\ges else the entire website cr/\shes///
My trilobyte died, fin/\lly m/\de it b/\ck home somehow///
/\wful e\/ent///
>([events every nig#t my man t#eyre doin a #rumbleindapumpkinpatc# on #t#reesomet#ursday]
>([#t#reesomet#ursday because its gonna b dirk vs jake vs eridan t#eyre gonna be #oilingup and wrestlin]
For some re/\son I w/\s under the impression they /\lre/\dy did th/\t///
>([t#ey did but t#is time its gonna b in da pumpkin patc# #ence t#e #rumbleindapumpkinpatc#]
I feel like I simult/\neously underst/\nd /\nd get e\/en more confused by the whole e\/ent the more you tell me///
Wh/\te\/er, c/\n you /\t le/\st sh/\re /\ piece of th/\t funnel c/\ke or wh/\te\/er you h/\d before I find /\ w/\y b/\ck home///
>([ill tear pieces off and feed em to you like grapes to a renaissance era noble]
I c/\n't e\/en be m/\d this is prob/\bly the only remotely good thing to come out of the whole night///
Too much going on /\t #erid/\nweek I feel ill///
I think I immedi/\tely regret coming to #erid/\nweek///
>([come find me killa we can s#are a funnel cake]
I'm somewhere ne/\r Troll Miche/\l J/\ckson's lukew/\rm corpse, if th/\t helps///
I don't e\/en know wh/\t the fuck #erid/\nweek is///
>([youre #imcoming to #eridanweek rig#t pookie bear]
>([already t#ere killa im dual fisting falafel in one #and an funnelcake in t#e ot#er]
It's /\ pl/\ce? How the fuck /\m I supposed to get where\/er you /\re///
>([just wait for t#at dude jo#n to slide by and pick u up]
#nowpl/\ying - Sick Fuck by Unter Null https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/10Dumi6nhNuMegDPb/\wTkE?si=0e6f13120cbb4256///
Ne/\rly thought my internet got e\/iscer/\ted /\g/\in but it w/\s just the website///
Wh/\t's with /\ll the yuri tod/\y///
I know wh/\t yuri is nobody expl/\in it I'\/e been subjected to enough /\nime bullshit for my entire life /\lre/\dy th/\nks///
E\/ery time I open this website /\g/\in there's some new fe/\ture, when did we e\/en get /\ li\/e count of people online///
>([i injected da code straig#t in by way a t#e simpsons usb i sent mocali ur welc]
Too fucking busy l/\tely///
#nowpl/\ying - Exile on M/\inline by Cheml/\b https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/66b8\/hSBJFYpg/\t6OCxGh4?si=614b435ff5d64e0c///
I'm so hungry I think I miss th/\t s'more from the other d/\y///
>([if you’d like, i could deliver more to your hive. my supply of s’mores is plentiful.]
>([since i now have your location stored in my database, i am able to deliver things to you upon request.]
Well I think it'd be stupid of me to s/\y no to free sn/\cks considering the st/\te of my kitchen right now///
>([i am heading to your location now. prepare for my arrival.]
Holy shit I woke up /\nd e\/eryone I know suddenly h/\s /\n /\ccount///
Why h/\\/e multiple people followed me directly /\fter being told to fuck off /\t this point///
I left for like 2 hours to de/\l with the wound from e/\rlier, /\re people still fucking oiling themsel\/es???///
8-> WE ARE NO LONGER #OILINGUP FOR THE #RUMBLE SINCE THE #RUMBLE HAS ALREADY CONCLUDED, BUT FEAR NOT! THE #RUMBLECOIN IS STILL GOING POSITIVE!
Fuck https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/ow.png #gore///
It'll be fine in /\ few d/\ys it's just fucking e\/erywhere///
o oh no I didn’t see this a a are you ok :(
It'll be fine, I'm just sick of /\ll the shitty rusted g/\rb/\ge /\round here to st/\b myself with if I don't w/\tch my step for fi\/e seconds///
#nowpl/\ying - Sin by Nine Inch N/\ils https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/603q8qCfQ\/X7uR\/nDpRpqb?si=864cc9f48cde4160///
