♠ hated by @gigantisDebilitation
>([lig#t was gay as fuck i wouldnt #ave let a bad bitc# like misa misa go like dat tb#]
>([doctors all ova da world r prescribin a lil s#ot a dat special stuff]
>([na# i found some pages t#at r leadin me 2 safety]
>([i can beat anyone in a fig#t if i just lock in and go berserker mode]
>([you out #ere critiquing my verbiage w#ile im tryin 2 save my own skin from bein rapidly consumed by t#e local fauna an possibly flora]
>([im out #ere lost afraid cold booty out oiled up no s#oes no water no not#in and ur #atin]
>([daddy long dick is lost in da woods rn baby send a searc# party #nsfw]
>([couple of dudes straig#t up tossin a football back an fort# in da spaceport rn]
>([im exactly one inc# taller t#an my #aters]
>([met some poor bastard named "twinks likely" t#e ot#er nig#t like at w#at point do u jus drop off da map]
>([i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/08ae9d46e31d.png]
>([orp#eus is a real one but all due respect to #im i just wouldnt look back im built different]
>([to my many enemies: i will not stop and i will not c#ange course]
>([its come to my knowledge that we are sharing our heights.] >([im exactly 6 feet and 3 inches. if that would be useful to anybody.]
>([t#eyre calling me trollkinds last #ope]
>([i just feel like i could crus# a 28 inc# pizza no problem in less t#an 30 minutes tb#]
>([rented out all a strong#old 21 for a lil soiree for me and da #omies]
>([my main goal is to blow up and t#en act like i know all a you intimately]
>([#ot turkins in your area]
>([peace an love on planet repiton]
>([#oppin on ant#ropomunicipality wit da #omie make s#ore u #it me up if u a bad bitc# too]
>([im sincerely sorry you dont know ball]
>([baddie wit a green barkbeast avatar on ant#ropomunicipality]
>([textin t#is bad bitc# and s#e call my t#ang "ur meat t#ermometer" girl excuse me #nsfw]
>([#mu if u wanted by t#e govt i need dat fugitive play you feel me #nsfw]
I figured it would be something you'd already learned, Mr. Mersiv. You never struck me as the type to become inebriated. I suppose I was wrong. Let this be a lesson then, that losing one's faculties is truly never worth it.
>([in t#is kind of economy w#o tf doesnt know about jo crystals tb# #nsfw]
>([locked in but neva clocked in u aint gon catc# my ass employed]
>([a c#ittr user will nut 2 anyt#in i could t#row a plate across da room and one of u would splooge snipe dat s#it b4 it #it da ground #nsfw]
>([feeling kind of like a grilled c#eese bitc# tonite]
>([if ya talk 2 an alt timeline version of ya #omie w#o aint downloaded t#e pronoun update yet s#ould u let em figure t#at out on t#ey own or #it em wit# a lil mix up from da future]
>([getc#a self on dat finely aged media wine we call courage da cowardly barkbeast]
>([i grab u and punc# u in t#e face t#en i t#row u into t#e air and i jump after you and kick u in t#e tummy t#en i put you in a special #old and slam u against a tree and t#en i c#arge up a rasengan and #it u wit# it in t#e face w#ere is my brot#er sasuke]
>([#ittin da cupe none of yall do anyt#in too stupid w#ile im snoozin] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/14b8fbf74bcc.png]
>([woke up in sneakers i aint remember puttin on cuz i was ballin even in my sleep]
>([droppin a log in a porta potty is one a da most violent an evil experiences available to trollkind t#at dont involve p#ysical injury]
>([ten t#ousand jades an one me cuz my steeze aint replicable]
I wished the thing a happy birthday, did I not? Be thankful I even deigned to look at your post.
>([dats like 2 different tv #eaded ppl ive seen bummin around t#e tl must be a sign a t#e times]
>([let mine arrows fly towards t#y cranium]
>([i #eard t#eyre gonna start fining omegas w#o dont take #eat suppressants if u work in manufacturing sm# w#at #as t#is world come 2]
>([look all im sayin is if ur gonna blast #nsfw straig#t on2 t#e main feed u mig#t as well make it interestin like dont just post #ole i wanna see sum crazy ass fantasy abt #ig# fantasy dragon blood sex magic or somet#in cmoooooon]
>([t#ey want me dead but i aint gon let em #ave t#e satisfaction]
>([#ey everybody get longer wit# me]
>([im suc# a big fan of t#e midnig#t crew u guys] #ttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dreamworks-penguins/images/f/f7/Penguins_of_madagascar.png]
>([#ope i dream of bad bitc#es an money w#en i go 2 sleep]
>([#atin on t#is post is crazy im already t#e struggler fr w#y u gotta make it worse]
>([flowkenuinely my globes ac#e and itc# a lil #nsfw #myglobes #ac#e #anditc#]
>([are you sayin corporate fills ur #oles if u ask nicely]
>([wis# t#is #ole would get filled some time soon #nsfw] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/766c0da60277.png]
>([i send my c#it and seize it] >([i clenc# my bulge and beat it] >([i lig#t my blunt and smoke it >([i am t#e beast i wors#ip] #nsfw]
>([just tried some jade from a t#ey/t#em dealer got t#at one #undo percent genuine greenium got me retiring at 15 sweeps]
>([w#en im #appy i say: bitc#es love t#e way i float] >([w#en im sad i say: t#is time im really boutta do it]
>([i cant believe in t#e latest episode of season 37 of breaking bad t#ey #umped waltu# w#ytte #nsfw]
>([last wiceend i saw a restaurant in strong#old 21 t#at was advertising "girl dinner" for 35 loops t#ey didnt even say w#at was in it]
>([ocd stands for owesome cool dude]
>([computa# make t#ese guys super fun and #appy]
@unclaspedKahuna Is this true— #substance https://i—postimg—cc/tTB5qpFZ/58e941eb5c8cfc11f61dcf57e8b9e832—png
>([my name is murrit i made t#e based occulatory operating buddy] >([it was difficult] >([to put t#e pieces toget#er]
>([just finis#ed producin a brand new banger yall give it a listen and lemme know w#at yall t#ink of my art] #ttps://youtu.be/clCZpRXQM8Y?si=ELQVnEUQFkv_nr-p]
>([#as#tag my abyss]
>([call me corona t#e way i go viral]
>([guy tried 2 scam me outta some vintage simpsons merc# so i #ad 2 put da mitts on em]
>([everybody confident on t#e tl until t#ey gotta rumble wit# da s#ark (me) in sum troubled waters (irl)]
>([i keep clickin on spoilered #ole posts t#inkin itll be somet#in funny and i just get blasted w/ real #ole idk w#at i expected t#o so t#ats on me fr #nsfw]
>([ore wa stando: bimbo blast #nsfw]
>([every time i go 2 sleep my mind an spirit project via psionic waves 2 anot#er dimension w#ere i engage in 100 sweeps of ceaseless combat to protect t#e waking world from apocalyptic level t#reats so t#e next time u get on my ass for oversleepin just know t#at i #ave forged myself into a livin weapon for ur ungrateful asses]
>([if you aint masturbatin to me i can only assume youre masturbatin against me #nsfw]
>([@gutsyGums#oe #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/6ffa4bff60f1.jpg]
>([jason back on t#e tl nature is #ealin]
>([my dick #as led me places i wouldnt go wit# a loaded gun #nsfw]
>([sneakin in2 t#e strong#old sewers so i can creep beneat# da grates on t#e side a t#e street an s#oot nerf darts up at people walkin by]
>([all im sayin it luffee mig#t become king a da pirates before we get grand t#eft auto 67 at t#is point sm#]
>([its fuckface friday]
>([been gettin really into ice cream lately]
>([blastin u all wit my attacks an tec#niques]
>([t#e rankmaid is NOT just a random troll s#e is our c#ampion]
>([start of t#e wice lets get it cunts]
>([#DreamBluntRotation] >([eddy bart 2d luffy t#at lil fairy from ocarina of time] #substances]
>([omw og @gigantisDebilitation need ya on t#is asap]
That response told me all I needed to know. Carry on.
>([yall alternian trolls are too fuckin big w#at t#e #ell is goin on wit# t#at s#it] >([seein some of you say youre six ten seven foot seven eig#t w#atever] >([fuck is wrong wit# yall]]
>([goddamn i break a few toes traversin t#e gauntlet beneat# my #ive an suddenly i miss a tea party mot#erfucker]
>([if you on a voice call wit# me an i can #ear ur bitc# ass slurpin gogurt out t#e tube smackin ur lips an w#atnot straig#t in2 t#e mic t#en u best sybau or s#are some at least else you gonna get t#is work i promise u]
>([even if u cut me up in2 a t#ousand lil pieces eac# piece would still say follow me on c#ittr.ing]
>([test 5: petrified wood] >([verdict: my teet# go straig#t t#oug# t#is t#ang too]
>([i need my stealt# soldier w#at else did u expect]
>([if youve ever liked one a my posts im expectin u to turn out an s#ow up w#en t#e war starts]
>([da energy i get from a 20 minute nap w#ile i got ot#er responsibilities could power t#e planet for a sweep]
>([if you could go back in time and talk to ya 5 sweep old self w#at wisdom are u impartin]
>([im t#e t#ickest 76 sweep old alive]
>([if you wanna frot bulge 2 bulge wit# me u can try but ur s#it may be ground clear to dust w#en im done im just built diff #nsfw]
>([is somebody gonna matc# my freak] #ttps://media1.tenor.com/m/TUeKfiPZrnEAAAAd/princess-daisy-mario.gif]
>([im gonna make a great milf some day]
>([if ya sc#long not long just make sure ya game not lame #nsfw]
>([goin 2 cupe make sure yall miss me w#ile im gone or ill start takin out bridges n s#it]
>([im awake and makin it everybodys problem]
>([call me slorpius t#e way im sinkin my teet# into t#at t#ang #nsfw]
>([w#ats t#e #ardest bar yall ever #eard get dropped]
>([glub #glubposting]
>([im a vital part a t#is ecosystem i cant abandon t#e postin jungle]
>([knew you was back w#en you started #atin on my s#it again gruesome]
>([everybody wanna be generous an gracious an kind or w#atever til i clear out t#ey complementary box a donuts at t#e function like am i not a guest am i not welcome am i sposed to starve]
>([do alternian trolls not get crunk off sugar]
>([maybe im being egotistical but lowkey if i t#ink i would #ave two #ealt#bars. maybe even t#ree]
>([seein fusc#ias on t#e tl is lowkey wild i feel like i time traveled]
>([got so many bad bitc#es blowin up my celly t#ey consider me a security risk at train stations]
>([go c#uds give us not#ing]
>([lemme drop a lil knowledge on yall] >([lowkey genuinely = lowkenuinely. lowkenuinely flow state = flowkenuinely]
>([if you a lusus] >([and you aint got ya wriggler] >([and corporate got ya wriggler] >([t#en you not t#e lusus] >([t#e executive is t#e wriggler]
>([i wined and dined wit kings an queens and i slept in an alley eatin pork n beans]
>([aint a troll alive w#o can beat me in bocce ball]
>([#nowplaying some bulls#it i made up wit my mind an aint s#arin]
>([t#e people want me dead but t#e p#arao#s curse prevents me from movin on]
>([flowkenuinely locked in on sum bulllllls#it every nig#t a every wice]
>([enterin optimal flow state jus so i can beat some five sweep old kid on rocket league]
>([i was t#e only almond at silk for t#ree sweeps]
>([t#e reports are in an once again i am voted worst violetblood five sweeps runnin id like to t#ank my friends an family an lusus for always believin i #ad it in me]
>([i am so fucked #ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/8921704070c1f5368adb90fcf43862f4/dfa514f8837ee080-fa/s1280x1920/9f830e6a93bb7232f629706484e659fec981dfa5.png]
>([s#adow droppin my newest track for all u late c#ittrs #op on it] >([ #ttps://youtu.be/BjP2#LxUaKs?si=OS1vOgy-oOYaALUV]
>([jus tried to open c#ittr got auto directed to c#ipotle.com instead maybe its a sign i s#ould put t#is site down and focus on w#at really matters in life like tortillas]
>([bitc#es love t#e p#antom]
>([i look like t#is btw if you even care #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/f6290313f921.png]
>([it aint muc# but its #onest work] >([ #bulgepic #nsfw ] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/07fcd267f877.png]
>([its t#e end of erigelion #eridanweek]
>([need a freaky bitc# to take me to court for tax evasion fr]
>([na# a moirail #as ot#er responsibilities i just need a dedicated anti #aterism agent on call in case i get too #eated playin roblox or somet#in]
>([need me an auspistice but not for my kismesis. like just somebody w#o #angs around an tells me to stop #atin so muc# in general]
>([looks like ive been playing c#ess w#ile youve been playing c#ess like an idiot]
>([#ttps://i.redd.it/forest-at-nig#t-v0-dz#v8eo02zrc1.jpg?widt#=3888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf41b4469d397140198253519635ed42cbda2161]
>([if t#e gods turned out to be real i t#ink t#e first t#ing id ask for is for t#em to increase t#e sufferin a fis# an ot#er marine life]
>([met a bad bitc# in t#e woods says s#e wanna play a game im like damn im down. s#e gave me a collar an said start barkin an im like niiiiiice. t#en s#e started s#ootin at me so now im runnin]
>([w#o up #turkingit]
>([potatoes are kinda just like rocks we can eat]
>([w#o sniffin my p#eromones is t#e real question #nsfw #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/917946d10383.png]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/c92656f67b98a6f3cbd1ede8b1e216cf/916d1a2fd4ac0bdf-2d/s1280x1920/d85b4c4ba4da5777504ad69f3753e78c34e65f2e.png]
>([back in t#e day t#ey used to call me lil borat]
>([in da club straig#t up #turkingit]
>([im a c#ud and im proud]
>([a wizard wit#out a beard is lowkey like a troll wit#out #orns like yea# its not impossible but you kinda assume somet#in #appened]
>([call #is nook t#e sink#ole t#e way it opens up under me w#ile i'm not expecting it and drags me in kickin an screamin #nsfw]
>([can i still say glub if i cant swim]
>([#omer simpson is t#e ideal troll form]
>([#ad a few too many drinks last nig#t and now im in t#e tunnels again sm#]
>([#ad a nig#tmare i #ad a job]
>([mods peck t#is guys liver out for all eternity #gore]
>([lotta folks out t#ere got a lotta fancy ideas for t#eir strife specibus but i tell you w#at aint a t#ing in t#is world more satisfyin t#at squarin up wit# some sc#muck wit# just ya dukes an a dream]
>([some of yall are not fit to guard t#e grain overnig#t from pests an bandits an it really s#ows yall are gon starve come t#e winter]
>([people say i lost t#e plot like i ever #ad it in t#e first place i never jumped t#e s#ark eit#er t#e s#arks been #ere t#e w#ole time its me]
>([my ancestor was suc# a generational #oe #is name is basically a slur now]
>([t#e body ac#ieves w#at t#e mind believes] >([t#is in mind i am gonna b manifestin da ability 2 land a quad backflip and i figure a few weeks a manifestin s#ould b enoug# 2 first try it]
>([c#effin up somet#in straig#t sublime rn] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/e6873816d1c6.png]
>([c#at can i be #eld liable for any curses laid upon someones family line by bones i made]
>([#ittin t#e #ay like t#at bitc# owes me money]
>([its #ot in topeka]
>([i close my eyes and squeeze it] >([i clenc# my fists and beat it] >([i lig#t my torc# and turk it] <([i am t#e murt i wors#ip]
>([not now kitten daddy is catfis#ing a corporate regional manager on vr c#at]
>([t#e lemon peppa steppas] #ttps://a.1stdibscdn.com/arc#ivesE/upload/1121209/f_3605602/3605602_l.jpg]
>([sold some s#ort dude a tv but #e dont know t#at it only displays t#e taco bell menu]
>([all imma say is im top two and not two]
>([if you an opp just know you gonna get folded like laundry if u square up]
>([t#ey beggin for me to return to da streets] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/ed08d291fe82.png]
>([jus walked past a dude at t#e arcade w#o unscrewed #is #orn an s#ook a few pills outta t#at bitc# downed em no bev an t#en screwed #is #orn back on #substance]
>([if t#eres one t#ing you gotta know about me its t#at t#e rankmaid is my os#i til i die]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/dbff13ea746a0219c4f63c1d91efcba3/e685fa5f67e2c3b4-7d/s500x750/431e5c278d08ff2304fdd4619190530f573f45d0.gif]
>([t#ey tried to stop a demon im back #eridanweek #w#onukekeridanweek]
>([woke #ig#blood saved two lives at #eridanweek. but w#o set off t#at bomb is t#e real mystery]
>([i dodged t#e nuke but i'm pretty sure t#e cyp#ercas# guy and turnin kaikai went down in t#e blaze. so ups and downs.]
>([if repiton ever gets invaded by aliens t#ey best send me to negotiate first contact cuz now i know i just gotta be like "need me a bitc# wit# #ips" an all da aliens gonna go bonkers for it apparently]
>([every1 is so mean 2 me #ttps://i.imgur.com/CUNtxPN.jpeg]
>([must #ave been t#e wind]
>([rumble is about to fuckin pop off at #eridanweek do not miss t#is s#it #ttps://msparp.c#at/eridanwweek#]
>([i got #aters everyw#ere man t#ey prayin on my downfall like u pray for rain durin a droug#t]
>([sure sure im a violet i got t#at ten ton strongman break t#ru steel strengt# w#atever. lemme ask u dis: i said it #appened w#en i wasnt lookin was i sposed to use t#e gift a prop#ecy to foresee my own downfall]
>([some of yall never #ad your laces tied toget#er w#ile u werent lookin so w#en u went 2 take a step u fell an ate s#it in front a all t#e ladies and it s#ows]
>([my c#emical quadrant are playing t#eir biggest fuckin #its at #eridanweek rig#t now yall t#is rules and troll c#er is in t#e crowd next to me]
>([well, you dont have to try it out now, but keep in mind you would have to leave your hive eventually. until then, it will be uncertain whether or not the mines are safe.]
>([dont worry, the mines have been modified and removed of any threat. i think. i offer you to test them out.]
>([i have been informed that today is a holiday where others participate by purposefully ‘pulling pranks’ on each other. so, i have decided to follow what others’ were doing by placing mines outside @gigantisDebilitation ‘s hive. happy april fools!]
>([t#ose damn c#armin bears are freaks w#o tf loves wipin t#at muc# someone lock em up]
>([#oly s#it troll pitbull and troll lady gaga are about to fucking collab at #eridanweek]
>([i just caug#t a t-s#irt at #eridanweek from troll pitbull t#is is awesome]
>([we t#e only motion in t#is ocean and some of yall wanna go back to land fr]
>([my posts so fire im burnin down t#e servers]
>([yall cannot be posting like t#is during peak #ours]
>([day over t#is s#it too scary for me]
>([troll bruno mars is safe and #es about to perform at #eridanweek]
>([i could be a #omer i could be a bart i could be w#atever everybody marge i could be a maggie i could be a lisa i dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa im kasane teto im singing a song its about t#e simpsons t#ere is not#ing wrong i could be an utau i could be a synt# i still dont know w#at t#e fuck to r#yme wit# lisa]
>([gon start leavin cds a my work round #eridanweek like s#itty surprise presents for a lark]
>([troll bruno mars is back everyone ##eisrisen]
>([t#ey aint blockin t#e posts i consider em to be t#e stewards t#e guardians t#e overseers a t#e posts t#ey my protectors an soldiers for da cause]
>([getc#a self at t#e code an treat it like a buttery lil claws#ellbeast an go 2 town]
>([yea go #ead an ruminate on t#is s#it i know my genius is a lot to take in]
>([crack open t#e #tml like a crawfis# an suck t#e #ead]
>([t#is web design s#it is 2 ez rate da custom c#itter tl #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/cf23759aab50.png]
>([#imcoming to #eridanweek day 2 so t#at i can be #bouncingonit]
>([you know a funnel cake stand #ates to see me comin]
>([just #ad a #oe try to cut in front of me in line for a funnel cake at #eridanweek #ad to stand ten toes and straig#t bitc# slap t#e mf after #e called me somet#in i s#ant repeat but ill tell u w#at t#e stand owner gave me an extra cake for free so its all gucci]
>([c#itting and #imcoming to eridan week]
>([t#ey #ate to see a 6 foot 1 seadweller wit# rizz wear an a#egao #oodie an crocs but w#o r u to say i aint pullin like t#is too #u# #nsfw]
>([w#ere da titties at dont go s#owin em 2 me i jus want some reassurance t#ey around yknow t#em bein endangered an all #nsfw]
>([some a yall apparently t#ink i fr look like eddy from ed edd n eddy and lemme inform u all bout t#e trut#: t#ats exactly w#at i look like i even got t#e bitcrus#ed filter followin me round every nig#t every wice every blink every pass every sweep]
>([funeral dirge but make it lowkey fire w#os on dis]
>([stream my latest track yall i rec it 4 speedin bout 40 mp# above t#e limit or runnin from da regulators #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/run-it-back]
>([ok im c#argin my ki again for several #ours 2 protect t#e planet from alien t#reats see u guys after i emerge from my inner sanctum]
>([so u really gotta ask urself if u wanna avoid rubbin da lamp jus cuz t#e genie gonna be annoyin bout it lol]
>([and yet u know i be a merc#ant a many wares an so can accomplis# anyt#in rig#t]
>([t#ey tryna stop me from postin]
>([lookin in2 t#e mirror above my kitc#en sink grippin t#e porcelain teet# grit sayin im not was#ed im not was#ed im not wa#ed]
>([#codependentandproud]
>([ill tear pieces off and feed em to you like grapes to a renaissance era noble]
>([its jus vibes my man aint a t#ing to understand]
>([t#ey did but t#is time its gonna b in da pumpkin patc# #ence t#e #rumbleindapumpkinpatc#]
>([#t#reesomet#ursday because its gonna b dirk vs jake vs eridan t#eyre gonna be #oilingup and wrestlin]
>([events every nig#t my man t#eyre doin a #rumbleindapumpkinpatc# on #t#reesomet#ursday]
>([we got t#e rest a t#e week to ride out man i aint leavin til t#ey s#ut t#e lig#ts off]
>([t#e vibes are insane man you really aint gonna get it anyw#ere else]
>([im still t#ere if i get gunned down like troll bruno mars remember me]
>([im evolvin at a rate a one cell per second]
>([t#eyre sayin troll bruno mars died wit# a smile]
>([i #eard troll jungkook mig#t make out wit# troll tae#yung on day 5 of eridanweek on stage for real]
>([w#o t#e fuck puppeting troll mic#ael jacksons corpse around someone get t#at s#it to folykl rn]
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
>([t#ey fucking s#ot troll bruno mars t#eyre raiding t#e w#ole place]
>([come find me killa we can s#are a funnel cake]
>([just wait for t#at dude jo#n to slide by and pick u up]
>([already t#ere killa im dual fisting falafel in one #and an funnelcake in t#e ot#er]
>([youre #imcoming to #eridanweek rig#t pookie bear]
>([dude w#o t#e fuck is s#itting on #eridanweek we got troll mic#ael jackson troll bruno mars troll c#er troll jungkook marvus come t#e fuck on]
>([#nsfw #armpits #ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac#ments/1486860810784342076/1488320077634994256/20260320_221446.jpg?ex=69cc5996&is=69cb0816&#m=597c6cd158e3ec9a146d938bf58fcffd55223a4af8a0ce744ae977d757991fe2&=&format=webp]
>([w#o dare me to boost t#e subwoofers at marvus concert at #eridanweek]
>([#eridanweek rules idk wtf yall are talking abt i just took a selfie wit# troll bruno mars w#ile we ate funnel cakes]
>([i t#ink i just saw troll jungkook at t#e falafel stand]
>([#FreeBart i know t#ey got my mans locked up in t#ere]
>([s#ut t#e fuck up everyone im sat got a slurpee got my large bad a doritos #imcoming to #eridanweek]
>([i met a traveller from an antique land w#o said two vast and t#icc legs of stone stand in t#e #ot ass desert... near t#em on t#e sand #alf sunk a s#attered visage lies w#ose frown and c#apped lips and sneer of signature superiority tell t#at its sculptor well t#ose passions read w#ic# yet survive stamped on t#ese flaccid t#ings t#e #and t#at mocked t#em and t#e #eart t#at fed and on t#e c#ittr timeline t#ese words appear: my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my c#its ye mig#ty and despair not#ing beside remains round t#e decay of t#at colossal wreck boundless and nakey t#e lone and level sands stretc# far away]
>([i #eard troll bruno mars is gonna be at #eridanweek]
>([my #aters are just super gay n #orny tb# #nsfw]
8-> THE PEOPLE CRY OUT, AND I ANSWER! FOR THE YEARNERS, FOR THE DREAMERS, FOR THE BELIEVERS: #YEARNCOIN HAS HIT THE SCENE! PROJECTED VALUE IS NEARLY INFINITE, IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU BELIEVE IN IT!
>([#e a little close for comfort my #ive mig#t get caug#t in t#e blast]
>([boutta drop a spirit bomb w#ere s#ould i put it]
>([even w#en im not #ere u t#inkin bout me]
>([aig#t i finis#ed c#argin up spirit energy somebody stand still]
>([imma start storin up spirit energy yall gimme several #ours]
>([so t#e bitc#less wonder wanna act all nonc#alant now i get it]
>([u jus mad u aint get play even in your dreams or your nig#tmares]
>([spritzin axe body spray ova myself before i go to sleep so i can rizz up t#e babes a dreamland]
>([it plagues me 2 say it but t#e neig#boring liege lords fields look lowkey lus# n abound wit# grain meanw#ile my c#ud ass field is goin fallow on god some serfs goin #ungry t#is season]
>([#nowplaying — apab (all paladins are bastards) by burialgoods #ttps://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8?si=ucp4blA7L-X#70Io]
>([aw #e got a pic of me pinned up ladies n germs aint t#at sweet]
>([i injected da code straig#t in by way a t#e simpsons usb i sent mocali ur welc]
>([call u w#at my ickle wickle g#ostface killa zilla s#mookie]
>([i always know w#en my widdle pookie wookie kismesis is on cuz #e starts spammin my notifs wit# #ates]
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
>([need recruits for #t#ewar does anyone know w#ere i can find t#is dude we need #im fr #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/b5c0101a864d.png]
>([i dont know w#ere it went #vaguepissing]
>([t#e way im married to t#is grind im gonna #ave to split #alf my assets wit it if we ever separate]
>([t#ey needed a stealt# soldier so i put my #ands on t#e #ot plate at t#e #ibac#i grill and burnt my fuckin fingerprints off t#ey WILL NOT find me]
>([#nowplaying — rot for clout by jamie page & visualeyes ft. kasane teto #ttps://youtu.be/_AjJZEcMdww?si=ZngITeoBARFM5mjN]
>([some ppl got money some got c#arm some got talent some got skill but #ow many a youse got every season a t#e simpsons on original v#s fr]
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9e1aa4898544.png]
>([take a look in da mirror miss bake n s#ake]
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if you ever see me wit# a verified badge t#ey put t#at s#it on me against my will i got less t#an zero interest in bein verified as anyt#in ot#er t#an a certified g]
>([if i was t#e flas# i t#ink id just walk everyw#ere]
>([now listenin 2: busted was#ing mac#ine type beat]
>([i got fifty s#ips in t#e #arbor just waitin for your command w#ats t#e move]
>([lowkey my w#ole existence is jus an experiment to try an concoct a post t#ats upsettin to anyone wit any beliefs at all]
>([feelin like i mig#t just stir t#e pot add my two cents t#row a wrenc# into t#ings burst someones bubble add fuel to t#e fire skate on t#in ice and quite possibly toot my own #orn]
>([#ey man you want me to grab you t#is mug @acerbicMorp#osis #nsfw #ttps://preview.redd.it/cool-spider-man-cup-i-found-ignore-t#e-ot#ers-v0-ewyyk383qoqg1.jpg?widt#=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=753435b01610a5fffdb1c3a92c863fdcc1577028]
>([can you be arrested for puttin stuff in t#e water supply if its lowk just funny like to make it smell like feet for a couple #ours until it cycles out]
>([just #ad suc# an intense ses# of f-mega t#e ot#er dudes driver got out t#e car at t#e end an t#rew up]
>([interior c#udodile flopagator i drive a c#evrolame movie t#eater]
>([im kinda like if a grub grew up into a troll over t#e course a several sweeps]
>([gotc#a girl so wet t#e govt #ad to deploy a team a specialists on a 24 #r sc#edule to stack sandbags round #er respiteblock #nsfw]
>([w#at yall youngbloods know bout t#e classics. ima firin ma# lazerrrrrrr]
>([ill clot#esline a cougar at t#e supermarket to get t#e last case a sugar free gummy bears dont fuck wit# me]
>([i t#ink i won #teatime i got away wit# a ring from t#e #ost an i got to see t#e rankmaid in person t#is is epic]
>([w#en im #appy i say: i can go louder w#en im sad i say: passenger sides open]
>([c#illaxin in t#is #gruber ride flyin solo lots a room to kick my feet up and spread out]
>([fascinated by applejacks struggles wit# sexuality]
>([popped a valium n watc#ing some my little #oofbeast]
>([t#at big beautiful brain a yours i coulda sworn i saw steam comin out your ears]
>([gaslig#t me all u want killa i know ur ass is cookin up ideas]
>([#ad a regulator s#ow up at my door askin w#ere i was last nig#t i told em at your lusus #ouse anyways long story s#ort my #earing is on monday]
>([buying vintage doujin any condition yaoi and yuri get prio but ill take anyt#ing from t#e renaissance or before]
>([always believe in your soul you got t#e power to know youre indestructible always believe]
>([i just found twelve bricks]
>([saw my kismesis scribbling on a piece of paper before grumbling to #imself balling it up and t#rowing it over #is s#oulder w#ere it bounced off a tras# can full of ot#er papers. bro is not beating t#e brainstorming allegations]
>([#ornyposting t#is t#irstposting t#at w#ere tf is my artisan #entai at for real i dont give af if you want someone to ride you like a wild #og i wanna see real art #nsfw]
>([upside inside out livin la vida wokea #cw #tw #jokes #music #lyrics #posting #c#ittr]
>([t#ey aint even got kegs at #teatime]
>([w#ere tf are all t#ese saucy accounts comin from t#ey just spawn in like flies on fruit fr]
>([aint seen a lot of motion for #eridanweek lately remember if youre coming to t#e festivities yall make sure you tell da world #imcoming to #eridanweek]
>([yall #ear somet#in cuz it sounded to me like somebody wit# t#ey mout# off]
>([id tell my #aters to put t#eir money w#ere t#ere mout# is but we all know t#ey aint got mout#s]
>([nuke t#e moon]
>([t#is dude tryna fuuuuuuuuck]
>([i was flippin bricks for t#e bizkantine empire before yall even became a type 1 civilization]
>([i mean yea# t#ats w#y i said c tier t#ats still a passing grade like im not gon tell a porter#ouse to get outta bed but im not invitin it back for seconds]
>([look imma make it reel simple for yall; porter#ouse is a c tier steak cuz its like a toxic relations#ip between 2 #oes w#o want diff t#ings w#en t#ey s#ould really b workin on t#ey damn selves]
>([only #alf #u# i gotta up my game t#en]
>([dont try n roll wit# t#e big dawgs if you t#ink you too good to bark is all im sayin]
>([listenin to t#e soot#ing sounds of a sea storm s#akin t#e walls a my #ive as i drift off to sleep in t#e ol cupe combined wit# a 4 #our video essay on t#e rise an fall of post ironic post renassiance yaoi doujins life is good]
>([damn you know w#at i aint t#ink of t#at and all my drones are in t#e s#op rn ever since t#at one gained sentience. tell you w#at keep t#at as a lil somet#in somet#in for my #freakerwarrior and ill #arvest t#is debt anot#er nig#t]
>([preciate you my #freakerwarrior]
>([educate yaself #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/89ff2f1efc00.png]
>([t#inkin abt t#at time t#e undertaker t#rew trollkind off t#e top of t#e #ell in t#e cell anyone else remember t#at s#it]
>([everybody wanna #ate until t#ey need a bitc# wit# an encyclopedic knowledge of #entai to evaluate t#e value of t#eir reinassiance era doujin and t#en t#ey send up t#e a#egaosignal for pornman to save da city #nsfw]
>([you best watc# #ow you #ate killa i mig#t just make t#is ur t#eme too]
>([rate t#e #omepage setup #nsfw #ttps://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/3/39/Murrits_skorpe_t#eme_Tit-tastic_Temptations.gif]
>([t#eyre calling #im t#e ballingest baller to ever ball]
>([everybody fuckin clap or im blowin t#is w#ole joint to smit#ereens]
>([#it em wit# t#e selfie bro let em know]
>([w#o up turkin t#at crazy t#ang #nsfw]
>([idk man but all t#e fine women be coming from t#ere]
>([i came #ere to post garbage and c#ew bubblegum and brot#er t#e cornerstone just s#ut down for #ealt# code violations]
Maybe everyone else needs to lose their legs. #equality
>([dont jeff t#e kill anyone guys lets jeff t#e #ug]
>([i may b unemployed an stupid an on a govt watc#list an lowkey gay too but even so]
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
>([ive been banned from all ranked leader boards for anyt#ing ever cuz im too damn saucy wit it]
>([posting aint a game but i am winning]
>([fuck wit# me #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9315dfe777f0.png]
>([#t#rowback to w#en t#e #fiduspawn company added a c#aracter w#o p#otos#opped #er tatas lmao #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/a59d80ccaf05.png]
>([@gigantisDebilitation https://i.postimg.cc/xTTmrTpX/IMG-2129.gif]
troll johnny cash said it best i squirt my horse today
>([start em young w#ile t#ey minds still malleable and supple and t#eyll turn into prodigal slot mac#ine assassins]
>([posting is like a coal mine because baby im in t#ere and i cant get out]
>([i gotc#u boo ill set you up wit# a currency exc#ange portfolio]
>([i cant stop ₍ ˃ᯅ˂) ( ꪊꪻ⊂) #nsfw]
>([ill let a t#ousand grubs explode before i lose clout]
>([silent killaaaaaa]
>([s#ow t#at mot#erfucker w#os boss in t#is respiteblock]
>([im battin a t#ousand over #ere cmon now im like baybu# rouwt# out #ere callin #ome runs n s#it like a real renaissance era ballman]
>([if #es up #es up damn w#y you gotta drink t#at #aterade]
>([w#at are u obsessed wit# me or somet#ing. lowkey got me blus#in out #ere kicking my feet and s#it]
>([everyone get divorced now if u need a lawyer i know a guy #es a real good man]
>([t#inking of getting into walking around t#e place w/ a candle on a candle #older wearin a floppy cap an nig#tgown askin w#o goes t#ere]
>([look in t#e mirror my c#udly fellow]
>([sometimes even c#uds need to cry even stupid useless c#uds deserve to fly]
Don't you have toys to play with?
>([fuck yea# banners now t#is sites becoming less evil by t#e minute]
>([w#y would i wanna b palatable i aint interested in gettin eaten lol if ur into #vore t#ats ur biz t#o]
>([rest in peace my granny s#e got #it by a bazooka]
>([yea# but #es #ig#key a dps i need a more balanced party you feel me]
>([lowkey my quadrants are lookin a lil unfilled. could use a tank and #ealer tb#]
>([t#inking of getting into #vases]
>([get t#at lusus of yours off t#e damn keyboard]
>([some of yall t#ink youre a bart but really you not#in more t#an a mil#ouse]
>([#c#itterconfessions #nsfw #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/efbaf5e1bba0.png]
>([its friday nig#t lets get it on #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/5927d2fa514e.png]
>([im #ard every nig#t of my life man it never stops somebody #elp]
>([fit c#eck #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETF-3kPWkAcW5Ie.jpg (spaceraestuck on twt)]
>([if you a politician on t#is site know im lookin at you sideways like t#is except for trollbama t#ats my goat #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/14b8fbf74bcc.png]
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/bbf30153f18d.png]
>([you talking some serious nonsense rig#t now scarface]
>([na# because youre too saucy killa if i warn u t#e drones aint gonna get close at all]
>([aw #ellllll na# my dew gone flaccid #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/e3e00bae877d.png]
>([u know w#at #e do resemble a drowned rat sometimes]
>([c#ittr AITA for sendin explosive drones to my kismesis #ive so #e aint get bored out in t#e sticks]
>([its too late batman i already flooded t#e water supply wit# #eridanweek supplements]
>([trolls wanna play but t#is s#it aint a game #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/f8192604abb8.png]
>([#lolcats #bringt#emback]
>([im like a girl w#o is #goingtobeokay]
8-> GOOD CREDIT? BAD CREDIT? GHOST CREDIT? FUCK IT! I'LL HELP A GHOST GET A SUBARU, BECAUSE I CARE!
>([founder sole proprietor ceo cfo coo executive producer director writer lead actor]
>([sailed past s#it my pants at sc#ool island and i saw you t#ere]
>([went to mad at you island and t#ere were a lot of people t#ere actually. old friends and acquaintances. people you cut off in traffic. t#at guy you bumped into on accident at t#e store. but its okay. i looked around and t#ere were no #omes built on t#e island and no infrastructure. t#e only t#ing anyone was building was boats to sail away. and maybe t#ey wont go to forgiving you island. but t#ats okay. nobody stays at mad at you island forever]
>([mig#t plant evidence disrupt a crime scene or intimidate witnesses later. mig#t even lie on my taxes]
>([jarvis ip track t#ose vagueposts]
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
>([just ate twelve pickled eggs and two sleeves of saltines pray for me gang]
>([w#o up c#ewing t#ey cud]
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/93d657481272.png]
>([#ttps://i.redd.it/m6ow9#7yub471.jpg]
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
>([it smells like straig#t up spiders in #ere]
>([guys are t#e trollbamas really gettin a divorce t#is is so sad can we s#it]
>([feelin very #bart today]
>([if it ever sounds like im talkin out t#e side of my neck bout you dont worry boo im dunkin on w#oever u #appen to #ate t#e most #ugs n kisses]
>([#ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/ae8642603ec6.png]
>([vibin out my fuckin mind tonig#t #ttps://youtu.be/MYcuUyB_a3U?si=jG_WtnQPwQOKawg6]
>([i dropped my #ot pocket straig#t on t#e floor]
>([seize #im and #ave #im t#rown in t#e dungeons]
>([somebody #op on t#is sitc# before it escalates fr guards seize #im]
>([bein a seadweller w#o cant swim is lowkey based like w#ats gonna #appen if i fall into a pool i can just walk out lol]
>([i got so many opps and yet so many s#ooters everyw#ere i go its an active situation]
>([#expecting #bunint#eoven]
>([my #ide t#icker t#an my wallet for real if you know w#at im saying and bot# are pretty solid s#ields against t#e people prayin on my downfall]
>([w#o t#e fuck is t#at #ornless juggalo lookin mot#erfucker]
Unrelated But Have You Considered Changing Your Quirk
>([it never comes out big dawg literally never somet#ing about it clings to a daki sleeve like mustard to a #ot dog]
>([buying a#egao patterned clot#ing all sizes at asking price #nsfw]
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
>([you can believe w#atever you wanna believe cowboy it issss w#at it issssss]
>([i aint even do t#at it just did it its goddamn self]
>([as t#e evening winds down im just contemplating #myOrb]
>([ive run t#e numbers and if we all get about 14% more online t#en t#e cumulative c#ittr pressure s#ould form a pocket universe w#ere we can discourse n t#irstpost forever. take my #and]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/36ca3f50e63f43e3b54d2f65cd329310/5ad55bb02def5166-16/s500x750/90b71b5bb8d4d63a0496fd8ad9318ce21c22e8f6.jpg]
>([w#en yall gonna stop eating s#rimp wit# a wimp and start eatin lobster wi#t a mobster]
>([got t#e cylinder out]
>([t#is is smart as fuck man t#anks ill get oiled up asap]
>([t#e way t#at i get into situations makes a man so jealous for real]
>([t#e seal around t#e cylinder is really firm man im not sure if i can get anyt#ing in t#ere]
>([your nimble little #ands mig#t just do t#e job get over #ere and #andle t#is tube and cylinder for me]
>([im getting t#is fuckin cylinder out of #ere for bot# our sakes]
>([just know t#at t#e stuff inside is warm but not getting any warmer]
>([i could use your beautiful big brain on t#is cylinder problem zilla please]
>([ill try t#is but t#e mas#ed banana seems to #ave formed a seal and isnt getting any more viscous no matter t#e temperature]
>([t#anks mintyl youre a real one w#en t#e war comes u #ave my sword]
>([i put a cylinder into it big dawg its pretty self explanatory]
>([t#anks for t#e suggestion dude but not an option for me]
>([okay i tried t#at but i dont know w#at t#at #as to do wit# t#e cylinder]
>([if i cut t#e tube t#e cylinder mig#t be #armed and its important it isnt #armed]
>([t#e tube is really small and t#e cylinder is connected to a larger object t#at makes it #ard to twist]
>([please #andle my pickle dude youre my only #ope]
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
>([lowkey wanna #ear t#at impression now but t#anks ill lig#t some incense or somet#in for #er]
>([yea go a#ead and send albion i need me some magical girl power in a sitc# like t#is i wont lie]
>([jarvis make it bounce in r#yt#m]
>([t#ats w#at im fucking talking about babyyyyyyyy blast my pickle smoove off]
>([jarvis t#row it back]
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
>([t#ey sure as fuck aint #ere for you or if t#ey are im body blockin t#ey route in a major way]
>([#olla #olla i knew u knew #ow to party]
>([t#e worms are back]
>([slam a few code reds girl ill send u a care package]
>([t#en #it t#e #ay like it owes you monopoly money or somet#in]
>([dont worry bout t#at boo t#ang ill see u on friday]
>([yea# idk w#o tf cares about suc# a t#ang]
>([guys w#y does it kinda #urt w#en i pail]
>([im #im ive been #er i will continue to be t#em]
>([top s#elf sopor slime disrupting my circadian r#yt#m]
>([bro are we about to kiss or somet#in rn #a#a okay *closes eyes and starts t#e ascent*]
>([lemme make one t#ing clear if t#eres anot#er me around #ere t#en we aint beefing we aint making out we gonna be colluding on some nefarious sc#emes]
>([if a tree falls in a forest ass argument. im servin cunt because t#ats a fundamental part of w#o i am keep tf up]
>([breaks up my sil#ouette n serves cunt at t#e same time]
>([its part a my iconic and unique c#arm u know ur #ooked on it like bad cola]
>([fit c#eck im boutta #ead into t#e woods #ttps://i.imgur.com/7jKsIiR.jpeg]
>([w#y u gotta break my #eart like t#is on t#e reg]
>([i already gotc#u an avi set up n everyt#ang cmon gruesome u know u want it #ttps://preview.redd.it/my-dripped-out-godzilla-roblox-avatar-v0-y6r#w82#f4jf1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=c36fc979bbfc9bf845338cbb187a27dee32b1ad5]
>([you gots to stop watc#in skulltitan tapes on repeat and start gettin on t#e game you wastin t#at big beautiful brain a yours w#en it could be dedicated to makin major bank off a t#e wrigglers #ere]
>([#ig#key #ad enoug# of all t#is #op on t#e roblox tycoon game if u really fucks wit# me]
>(["undertaker is t#e og" "#ogan is t#e goat" "t#e rock is t#e best" s#ut t#e fuck up nobody did it like prime randee oreton t#at dude used to kick entire communal #ivestems in t#e #ead an t#en pose like t#is #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/5cf1d50887bc.png]
>([apply a warm towel to your tatas before t#ey seize and leap rig#t off your bod. i got you in a major way you can trust me]
>([breastie t#ats literally #alf t#e fun come on now]
>([exaaaaactly see t#ats w#y we work well toget#er you know me so well]
>([straig#t past t#e moon and onto t#e infinite expanse big mans t#is i promise you. ill deliver your grumpy ass straig#t to t#e aliens to see w#at t#ey t#ink a your ugly mug]
>([im gonna make you a star zilla stick wit# me and youll make it big in t#is town]
>([call me a prop#et t#e way im never wrong about s#it #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/d2dd17f5869a.png]
>([just keep yall eyes up #ere or my kismesis gonna start getting jealous #ttps://i.imgur.com/2Gu4slB.jpeg #nsfw]
Oh Dismas. You should.