•ᴥ- need a laughsassin all up in my business. -‿- -ᴥ•
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED AN ADVENTERROR'S GUILD??? Very convenient and personable sorts for when yer in a pinch somethin' fierce!
•ᴥ- hmmm. i can't say i have. -‿- but I'd give the whole guild a shot. #nsfw -ᴥ•
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < THE WHOLE GUILD?!?! I'd be careful...that's a lot of competing hands, equippables, and a very high DC to escape any grapple checks! I want you to imagine for just a wee spot 'o meanderin' mind moment what yer about ta get ewerself into!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> Handholdin', noggin pettin', breath-huffin', problem sortin', laugh-snortin'... (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 Body foldin', grow-together-oldin', trust fall 'n blindfoldin', information witholdin', recuperacoon moldin'... ( Ꮚ♠ꈊ♠Ꮚ) <3< BODY CONTORTIN', WEIGHT SUPPORTIN', UNCONSCIOUS TRANSPORTIN', LAST-NIGHT-WHEREABOUTS-REPORTIN', OHOHOH BAAAHhaaaa... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ya sure that's what yer fixin' for?!?!?!
•ᴥ- i'm flexible for a reason. don't worry about it. -‿- what kind of clown can't wear different hats. -‿- contorting and folding, weight bearing and molding to what who needs of me whenever. all par the course for a clown such as myself. -‿- -ᴥ•