♣ mediated by @gildedClandestine
hes so great
Ok★y enough introspection. I'm going to figure out how to m★nipul★te we★ther.
i huug youu.
+[U] He-pisses-me-off.
+[U] I-got-a-new-tattoo-cause-that's-how-you-solve-all-emotional-problems-or-whatever.
Night three. My state has n9t impr9ved. At this p9int, the 9nly l9gical c9nclusi9n I can c9me t9 is that I am the victim 9f s9me nefari9us curse. I am calling all #witches, #wizards, #mages and #magically-inclined-pers9ns f9r aid.
Far 6e it fr9m me t9 accuse any 9f my G99d Friends 9f magical sa69tage, f9r I kn9w they w9uld SURELY never d9 such a thing. That said. Damaras? Kurl9zes? A relapsed wizard Cr9nus 9r tw9? Anything t9 declare? I pr9mise I w9n't 6e mad.
Remem6er t9 tag y9ur pu6lic pitch flirting and/9r self-demeaning su6missi9n appr9priately. Thank y9u. TW #nsfw #pitch #quadrantEntanglements #su6missi9n #degradati9n
F9r th9se still waiting 9n me f9r replies, I am deeply s9rry. My a6ility t9 write clearly and c9herently has 6een at an all time l9w.
o-|= hmmm i am pondering =>
Trying t9 herd a warm6l99d (and an 9ff-spectrum individual, n9 less!) t9 a place y9u deem m9re accepta6le s9 y9u can tune me 9ut? C9mm9n tactic. Typical c9ld6l99d privilege at w9rk. I'm truly disapp9inted.
Y9u're right, there's n9 argument. 9nly measured, meaningful discussi9n and dial9gue which y9u seem hesitant t9 accept - likely due t9 the guilty feelings it und9u6tedly inspires in y9ur c9nscience. It's fine. I understand, and f9rgive y9u. I 9nly h9pe y9u can get past y9ur initial gut reacti9n and attempt t9 6etter y9urself, t9 minimize the harm y9u cause t9 th9se less privileged. The insinuati9n that I d9 this f9r 'fun' additi9nally trivializes the imp9rtance 9f such w9rk, and is a 6latant attempt t9 infantilize warm6l99ds and s9ften their c9ncerns.
That's fine. Ap9l9gizing is the first step 9n the l9ng r9ad t9 redempti9n. Try #listening and #learning fr9m y9ur warm6l99ded peers, and practice empathy f9r their plight.
n/)t having designated task makes y/)u except fr/)m treated generally like backgr/)und tr/)lls wh/) d/)n’t really matter m/)st the time
d/)n’t bring me back t/) this i’m busy celebrating
feeling pretty g/)/)d t/) light. i made pe/)ple argue in s/)me/)ne else’s thread, s/)me/)ne i kn/)w tried t/) cull s/)me/)ne else i kn/)w, that /)ne rust bl/)/)d i’ve been checking in /)n is infact alive, and i think this calls f/)r a celebrati/)n! i’m g/)ing t/) rand/)mly text s/)me/)ne i gh/)sted a while ag/) as a treat
i d/)n’t want t/) be c/)mpared t/) ceruleans in any way. but maybe that’s because i kn/)w s/)me strange ceruleans
dont put(green) in the same category as cerulean;
/)lives are l/)wbl/)/)ds wtf r u talking abt
∙☾__☽ damn I can't SAY SHIT ON HERRE
riz if y/)u d/)n’t SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ⓧ Let me know when you figure this out. I'm curious what clowns do too. Ⓧ
Ⓧ The price of speaking with a tsundere. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Compliment a guy and he wants to block you. Fucked up. Ⓧ
+[U] Is-this-how-clowns-court-people?
+[U] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ⓧ I didn't even say anything MEAN. Ⓧ
+[U] I-can't-block-him-in-person.
+[U] Yeah,-but-saying-"you-called"-On-a-post-with-a-gif-of-something-opening-its-mouth-is-wild. And-you-left-me-on-read-earlier.
+[U] Apparently-trying-to-figure-out-wtf-you're-trying-to-put-into-my-mouth.
+[U] Hm...
+[U] AaaAA
+[U] Aaaa
+[U] No.
+[U] Yeah,-I-also-hate-this.
+[U] I-hate-this-too-by-the-way.
0kay tsundere
+[U] i-hate-this-by-the-way.
+[U] Actually,-I-don't-give-a-shit.
+[U] First-of-all: What-the-fuck-is-a-beforus Second-of-all: Who-the-fuck-is-Kankri?
+[U] I-should.
+[U] I'm-too-tired-to-deal-with-him-being-weird-about-me-biting-him.
+[U] I-hate-this.
+[U] he-left-after-i-didn't-explain-why-i-said-was-"feeling-ready."
+[U] You-can-if-you-want,-but-also-explode.
+[U] That-reads-crazier.
+[U] He-opened-the-door-and-knocked-me-over,-so-now-my-ass-hurts. And-he-unblocked-himself. :/
+[U] I-hate-that-tag.
+[U] I-hope-he-explodes.
[ @reverberateInvestigator ] Blocked [ @trypOut ]
WHA╋━ IS MY PREFERRED DESSER╋━? A DECEP╋━IVELY SIMPLE QVERY. ONE WHOSE ANSWER, I SVSPEC╋━, CARRIES ╋━HE AN╋━ICIPA╋━ORY WEIGH╋━ OF MY REPV╋━A╋━ION. I╋━ MIGH╋━ BE EXPEC╋━ED OF ME ╋━O NOMINA╋━E SOME ARCANE CONFEC╋━ION OF OBSCENE RARI╋━Y AND PROHIBI╋━IVE COS╋━. A GILDED, GOLD-LEAFED RAP╋━VRE CRAF╋━ED BY PÂ╋━ISSIERS IN SOME DIMLY LI╋━ A╋━ELIER ABROAD. NO. I DO, INDEED, GRAVI╋━A╋━E ╋━OWARDS ╋━HE FINER ╋━HINGS. ╋━HE FINES╋━, SOME MIGH╋━ ARGVE. HOWEVER, I HAVE FOVND NO S╋━RENG╋━H IN ╋━HIS PLANE ╋━O RESIS╋━ ╋━HE ALLVRE OF AN AMBROSIA DISC WI╋━H CACAO INCLVSIONS, WARM AND BV╋━╋━ER-SOF╋━. ╋━HEOLOGICALLY PROOF OF BENEVOLEN╋━ DESIGN. ╋━RANSCENDEN╋━.
+[U] ._.
+[U] my-dm-lit-up.
+[U] I-am-deeply-amused. He-hates-it,-but-I-am-laughing.
+[U] tempted-to-reply,-"Thank-Gog-we're-not-friends,-and-my-ass-is-flat."
YOV MVS╋━ NEEDS PROCVRE FOR YOVRSELF A PVRSVI╋━ OF GREA╋━ER REMVNERA╋━IVE PO╋━EN╋━IAL.
BEGONE.
+[U] Ew.
+[U] @glidedClandestine-this-guy.
+[U] Yeah.
+[U] My-Kull-is-higher-than-my-Kult-because-the-double-tap-duo-and-their-trusty-double-tap-dickhead-keep-touching-my-posts. I-HAVE-NOT-TALKED-OT-A-SINGLE-OTHER-PERSON-HERE-YET. Well,-except-that-really-annoying-as-fuck,-weird-ass-human. Hope-they're-dead.
ANO╋━HER VERDAN╋━ PHAN╋━ASM, LIME IN I╋━S CHROMA, HAS BEEN COMPELLED ╋━O ADORN MY MEMOS WI╋━H CARDIAC OFFERINGS AND MVRMVRED PI╋━IES. MY WORDS EVER A SHRINE A╋━ WHICH SHADES LEAVE ╋━HEIR SMALL DEVO╋━IONS.
Ⓧ He's mad because he wants a taste. A nibble. I might let him if he just asked all nicies. Ⓧ
+[U] I-think-this-is-the-closest-to-anger-I-have-ever-experienced-in-my-entire-life-and-after-life.
+[U] Eugh. I-need-to-think-about-something-else.
+[U] @trypOut-Hey. I'm-the-gay-one,-and-he-says-gayer-shit-than-I-do.
+[U] Now-I-can't-sleep-cause-I'm-irritated.
+[U] Didn't-sleep-well,-but-not-that-surprising.
+[U] I-am-being-completely-reasonable.
+[U] Hey-gang,-should-I-be-worried-or-what?
+[U] I'm-not-getting-kidnapped-again,-at-least.
+[U] Lol.
+[U] Yes,-shoo.
+[U] Get-out-of-my-notifications,-Alijah.
+[U] I-didn't-lose-my-job-or-my-life. I-lost-PTO,-though. :/
+[U] I-recovered-enough-to-hate-Alijah's-post.
i am going to wish death on you but before i do that what are you pronouns #suicidebaiting
aalsso yeaah kiill yoursself
+[U] I-guess-I'm-getting-kidnapped,-first-time-too. Kinda-scared;-any-tips?
+[U] Awesome,-I'll-get-a-glass-of-water-to-prepare.
+[U] If-he-shows-up-at-my-hive,-I-am-going-to-scream. If-you-hear-a-loud,-girly,-shrill. That's-me.
+[U] Fuck-you.
+[U] Hey.
+[U] I-don't-disagree,-sometimes-you-just-gotta-hate-a-man-for-everything-he's-said. not-what-he-stands-for,-dont-care-about-that. just-gotta-hate.
HOW CVRIOVS. YOV SHOW DISDAIN FOR MY LOGORRHEIC MODALI╋━Y YE╋━ HERE YOV S╋━AND, AGAIN, A REGVLAR VISI╋━AN╋━.
VEXA╋━ION, PERHAPS? YOVR DERISIVE EFFOR╋━S, SVCH AS ╋━HEY ARE - AND DO VNDERS╋━AND ╋━HA╋━ WHICH I NO╋━E WI╋━H DISAPPOIN╋━MEN╋━ - REGIS╋━ER A╋━ A MAGNI╋━VDE INSVFFICIEN╋━ ╋━O FRAC╋━VRE MY IN╋━EGRI╋━Y. YOV MVS╋━ NEEDS APPLY YOVRSELF WI╋━H SIGNIFICAN╋━LY GREA╋━ER RIGOR.
BEGONE WI╋━H YOVR O╋━IOSI╋━Y.
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
tealbloods.do.not.need.as.many.mandatory.breaks.as.they.claim.that.is.a.farce.meant.to.take.their.well.deserved.labor.away.from.the.highbloods.that.deserve.it
WE SH⛧█LD J█ST ST⛧RT HURT█NG PE⛧PLE #VI⛧L█NCE
I have made this mistake, on the very first confession account. Embarrassing, to say the lleast.
My empl◎yees ⟁re quite cute; they squirm under my g⟁ze~! S◎ p⟁thetic!
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-<teamchud stands against employment>-
3> Serious question. What the fuck is wrong with highbloods? Either they're on various substances trying to ignore their hollow life, or killing and pillaging. There's no in-between with these people! <3
~HO~p O~ff mmy bulge man stealing my bits hO~p ~Off my bits man stealing my bulge ~#nsfw~
+[U] I-need-to-stop-talking-to-people-who'll-get-my-boss-breathing-down-my-neck.
...╋━OVCHÉ. BEGONE. YOV ARE SOILING A MOS╋━ JVBILAN╋━ MOMEN╋━.
NO.
SVCH IS NO╋━ ╋━HE NA╋━VRE OF MY DEVILS.
DISPEL YOVR ANXIE╋━IES, O FAIR AND PHAN╋━ASMAL VENERA╋━ORS OF ╋━HIS OBSCVRI╋━Y! MY ON╋━OLOGICAL S╋━A╋━VS PERSIS╋━S. VNSCA╋━HED. EX╋━AN╋━, IF YOV WILL, IN SOME QVALIFIED AND LIMINAL IN╋━ERPRE╋━A╋━ION OF VI╋━ALI╋━Y. I HAVE SVCCESSFVLLY NEGO╋━IA╋━ED A DÉ╋━EN╋━E WI╋━H ╋━HE PRIOR CRIMSON SPEC╋━ER AND RE╋━VRNED ╋━HA╋━ WHICH WAS ILLICI╋━LY APPROPRIA╋━ED. IN A S╋━A╋━E OF PRIS╋━INE IN╋━EGRI╋━Y, I HAS╋━EN ╋━O APPEND, FOR I AM A FAS╋━IDIOVS CVS╋━ODIAN OF EVERY OS╋━EOLOGICAL SPECIMEN WI╋━HIN MY POSSESSION. NA╋━VRALLY! FOR MY AMENDS, I ADDI╋━IONALLY RECEIVED SOME SPECIMENS FORSAKEN, DISCARDED. MAY ╋━HEY FIND MY ABODE MOS╋━ HOSPI╋━ABLE. I SHOVLD LIKE ╋━O SAY I HAVE BEEN EXCVLPA╋━ED, IF ╋━HA╋━ IS NO╋━ EXCESSIVELY AVDACIOVS. ╋━HE NIGH╋━ IS YOVNG, AND A╋━MOSPHERIC CONDI╋━IONS ARE CLEMEN╋━. MY PA╋━H REMAINS SVBJEC╋━ ╋━O ╋━HE S╋━OCHAS╋━IC WHIMS OF MY DARKNESS. PERHAPS WE SHALL FE╋━CH SOME MORE CANDLES. WE SHALL SEE.
+[U] I'm-clocked-out;-crime-is-legal-until-6-a.m. tomorrow.
+[U] terrible-idea. But-feel-free-to-start.
okay you go first man
H⟁ppy Pride M◎nth! Empl◎yees get 2 less mins ◎n their bre⟁k ⟁ll m◎nth! Bec⟁use I d◎n't w⟁nt them ye⟁rning ◎n the j◎b. We ⟁re n◎w selling pride-themed items ◎n the empyre⟁n st◎refr◎nt!
make up your damn mind @congruentattitude https://cdnimgchestcom/files/c3a2148b42b1png
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Anyone wanna get into an argument with me? I got some steam to blow off.
who CARES.
⪩ T⌖ be f𓉸⸸r, ⸸ d⌖n't we𓉸r m⸸ne, ⌖r p𓉸y them much m⸸nd. ⪨
\ 1 KN0W theres h0rny l0wbl00ds 1n my area! 1 have a m1rr0r! /
insert blatant engagement bait statement that pe/)ple s/)meh/)w fall f/)r here