♣ mediated by @gildedClandestine
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < miss the days we could just slap a collar on these smug little bitches and sell them off to azkaban. #NSFW #Slavery

Ok★y enough introspection. I'm going to figure out how to m★nipul★te we★ther.

i huug youu.

+[U] He-pisses-me-off.

+[U] I-got-a-new-tattoo-cause-that's-how-you-solve-all-emotional-problems-or-whatever.
o-|= hmmm i am pondering =>
Y9u're right, there's n9 argument. 9nly measured, meaningful discussi9n and dial9gue which y9u seem hesitant t9 accept - likely due t9 the guilty feelings it und9u6tedly inspires in y9ur c9nscience. It's fine. I understand, and f9rgive y9u. I 9nly h9pe y9u can get past y9ur initial gut reacti9n and attempt t9 6etter y9urself, t9 minimize the harm y9u cause t9 th9se less privileged. The insinuati9n that I d9 this f9r 'fun' additi9nally trivializes the imp9rtance 9f such w9rk, and is a 6latant attempt t9 infantilize warm6l99ds and s9ften their c9ncerns.

n/)t having designated task makes y/)u except fr/)m treated generally like backgr/)und tr/)lls wh/) d/)n’t really matter m/)st the time

d/)n’t bring me back t/) this i’m busy celebrating

feeling pretty g/)/)d t/) light. i made pe/)ple argue in s/)me/)ne else’s thread, s/)me/)ne i kn/)w tried t/) cull s/)me/)ne else i kn/)w, that /)ne rust bl/)/)d i’ve been checking in /)n is infact alive, and i think this calls f/)r a celebrati/)n! i’m g/)ing t/) rand/)mly text s/)me/)ne i gh/)sted a while ag/) as a treat

i d/)n’t want t/) be c/)mpared t/) ceruleans in any way. but maybe that’s because i kn/)w s/)me strange ceruleans

dont put(green) in the same category as cerulean;

/)lives are l/)wbl/)/)ds wtf r u talking abt

∙☾__☽ damn I can't SAY SHIT ON HERRE

riz if y/)u d/)n’t SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ⓧ Let me know when you figure this out. I'm curious what clowns do too. Ⓧ
Ⓧ The price of speaking with a tsundere. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Compliment a guy and he wants to block you. Fucked up. Ⓧ

+[U] Is-this-how-clowns-court-people?

+[U] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ⓧ I didn't even say anything MEAN. Ⓧ

+[U] I-can't-block-him-in-person.

+[U] Yeah,-but-saying-"you-called"-On-a-post-with-a-gif-of-something-opening-its-mouth-is-wild. And-you-left-me-on-read-earlier.

+[U] Apparently-trying-to-figure-out-wtf-you're-trying-to-put-into-my-mouth.

+[U] Hm...

+[U] AaaAA

+[U] Aaaa

+[U] No.

+[U] Yeah,-I-also-hate-this.

+[U] I-hate-this-too-by-the-way.

+[U] i-hate-this-by-the-way.

+[U] Actually,-I-don't-give-a-shit.

+[U] First-of-all: What-the-fuck-is-a-beforus Second-of-all: Who-the-fuck-is-Kankri?

+[U] I-should.

+[U] I'm-too-tired-to-deal-with-him-being-weird-about-me-biting-him.

+[U] I-hate-this.

+[U] he-left-after-i-didn't-explain-why-i-said-was-"feeling-ready."

+[U] You-can-if-you-want,-but-also-explode.

+[U] That-reads-crazier.

+[U] He-opened-the-door-and-knocked-me-over,-so-now-my-ass-hurts. And-he-unblocked-himself. :/

+[U] I-hate-that-tag.

+[U] I-hope-he-explodes.

[ @reverberateInvestigator ] Blocked [ @trypOut ]

WHA╋━ IS MY PREFERRED DESSER╋━? A DECEP╋━IVELY SIMPLE QVERY. ONE WHOSE ANSWER, I SVSPEC╋━, CARRIES ╋━HE AN╋━ICIPA╋━ORY WEIGH╋━ OF MY REPV╋━A╋━ION. I╋━ MIGH╋━ BE EXPEC╋━ED OF ME ╋━O NOMINA╋━E SOME ARCANE CONFEC╋━ION OF OBSCENE RARI╋━Y AND PROHIBI╋━IVE COS╋━. A GILDED, GOLD-LEAFED RAP╋━VRE CRAF╋━ED BY PÂ╋━ISSIERS IN SOME DIMLY LI╋━ A╋━ELIER ABROAD. NO. I DO, INDEED, GRAVI╋━A╋━E ╋━OWARDS ╋━HE FINER ╋━HINGS. ╋━HE FINES╋━, SOME MIGH╋━ ARGVE. HOWEVER, I HAVE FOVND NO S╋━RENG╋━H IN ╋━HIS PLANE ╋━O RESIS╋━ ╋━HE ALLVRE OF AN AMBROSIA DISC WI╋━H CACAO INCLVSIONS, WARM AND BV╋━╋━ER-SOF╋━. ╋━HEOLOGICALLY PROOF OF BENEVOLEN╋━ DESIGN. ╋━RANSCENDEN╋━.

+[U] ._.

+[U] my-dm-lit-up.

+[U] I-am-deeply-amused. He-hates-it,-but-I-am-laughing.

+[U] tempted-to-reply,-"Thank-Gog-we're-not-friends,-and-my-ass-is-flat."

YOV MVS╋━ NEEDS PROCVRE FOR YOVRSELF A PVRSVI╋━ OF GREA╋━ER REMVNERA╋━IVE PO╋━EN╋━IAL.

BEGONE.

+[U] Ew.

+[U] @glidedClandestine-this-guy.

+[U] Yeah.

+[U] My-Kull-is-higher-than-my-Kult-because-the-double-tap-duo-and-their-trusty-double-tap-dickhead-keep-touching-my-posts. I-HAVE-NOT-TALKED-OT-A-SINGLE-OTHER-PERSON-HERE-YET. Well,-except-that-really-annoying-as-fuck,-weird-ass-human. Hope-they're-dead.

ANO╋━HER VERDAN╋━ PHAN╋━ASM, LIME IN I╋━S CHROMA, HAS BEEN COMPELLED ╋━O ADORN MY MEMOS WI╋━H CARDIAC OFFERINGS AND MVRMVRED PI╋━IES. MY WORDS EVER A SHRINE A╋━ WHICH SHADES LEAVE ╋━HEIR SMALL DEVO╋━IONS.
Ⓧ He's mad because he wants a taste. A nibble. I might let him if he just asked all nicies. Ⓧ

+[U] I-think-this-is-the-closest-to-anger-I-have-ever-experienced-in-my-entire-life-and-after-life.

+[U] Eugh. I-need-to-think-about-something-else.

+[U] @trypOut-Hey. I'm-the-gay-one,-and-he-says-gayer-shit-than-I-do.

+[U] Now-I-can't-sleep-cause-I'm-irritated.

+[U] Didn't-sleep-well,-but-not-that-surprising.

+[U] I-am-being-completely-reasonable.

+[U] Hey-gang,-should-I-be-worried-or-what?

+[U] I'm-not-getting-kidnapped-again,-at-least.

+[U] Lol.

+[U] Yes,-shoo.

+[U] Get-out-of-my-notifications,-Alijah.

+[U] I-didn't-lose-my-job-or-my-life. I-lost-PTO,-though. :/

+[U] I-recovered-enough-to-hate-Alijah's-post.
i am going to wish death on you but before i do that what are you pronouns #suicidebaiting
aalsso yeaah kiill yoursself

+[U] I-guess-I'm-getting-kidnapped,-first-time-too. Kinda-scared;-any-tips?

+[U] Awesome,-I'll-get-a-glass-of-water-to-prepare.

+[U] If-he-shows-up-at-my-hive,-I-am-going-to-scream. If-you-hear-a-loud,-girly,-shrill. That's-me.

+[U] Fuck-you.

+[U] Hey.

+[U] I-don't-disagree,-sometimes-you-just-gotta-hate-a-man-for-everything-he's-said. not-what-he-stands-for,-dont-care-about-that. just-gotta-hate.

HOW CVRIOVS. YOV SHOW DISDAIN FOR MY LOGORRHEIC MODALI╋━Y YE╋━ HERE YOV S╋━AND, AGAIN, A REGVLAR VISI╋━AN╋━.

VEXA╋━ION, PERHAPS? YOVR DERISIVE EFFOR╋━S, SVCH AS ╋━HEY ARE - AND DO VNDERS╋━AND ╋━HA╋━ WHICH I NO╋━E WI╋━H DISAPPOIN╋━MEN╋━ - REGIS╋━ER A╋━ A MAGNI╋━VDE INSVFFICIEN╋━ ╋━O FRAC╋━VRE MY IN╋━EGRI╋━Y. YOV MVS╋━ NEEDS APPLY YOVRSELF WI╋━H SIGNIFICAN╋━LY GREA╋━ER RIGOR.

BEGONE WI╋━H YOVR O╋━IOSI╋━Y.
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.

2 feet

tealbloods.do.not.need.as.many.mandatory.breaks.as.they.claim.that.is.a.farce.meant.to.take.their.well.deserved.labor.away.from.the.highbloods.that.deserve.it
WE SH⛧█LD J█ST ST⛧RT HURT█NG PE⛧PLE #VI⛧L█NCE

I have made this mistake, on the very first confession account. Embarrassing, to say the lleast.

My empl◎yees ⟁re quite cute; they squirm under my g⟁ze~! S◎ p⟁thetic!

3> Serious question. What the fuck is wrong with highbloods? Either they're on various substances trying to ignore their hollow life, or killing and pillaging. There's no in-between with these people! <3

~HO~p O~ff mmy bulge man stealing my bits hO~p ~Off my bits man stealing my bulge ~#nsfw~

+[U] I-need-to-stop-talking-to-people-who'll-get-my-boss-breathing-down-my-neck.

...╋━OVCHÉ. BEGONE. YOV ARE SOILING A MOS╋━ JVBILAN╋━ MOMEN╋━.

NO.

SVCH IS NO╋━ ╋━HE NA╋━VRE OF MY DEVILS.

DISPEL YOVR ANXIE╋━IES, O FAIR AND PHAN╋━ASMAL VENERA╋━ORS OF ╋━HIS OBSCVRI╋━Y! MY ON╋━OLOGICAL S╋━A╋━VS PERSIS╋━S. VNSCA╋━HED. EX╋━AN╋━, IF YOV WILL, IN SOME QVALIFIED AND LIMINAL IN╋━ERPRE╋━A╋━ION OF VI╋━ALI╋━Y. I HAVE SVCCESSFVLLY NEGO╋━IA╋━ED A DÉ╋━EN╋━E WI╋━H ╋━HE PRIOR CRIMSON SPEC╋━ER AND RE╋━VRNED ╋━HA╋━ WHICH WAS ILLICI╋━LY APPROPRIA╋━ED. IN A S╋━A╋━E OF PRIS╋━INE IN╋━EGRI╋━Y, I HAS╋━EN ╋━O APPEND, FOR I AM A FAS╋━IDIOVS CVS╋━ODIAN OF EVERY OS╋━EOLOGICAL SPECIMEN WI╋━HIN MY POSSESSION. NA╋━VRALLY! FOR MY AMENDS, I ADDI╋━IONALLY RECEIVED SOME SPECIMENS FORSAKEN, DISCARDED. MAY ╋━HEY FIND MY ABODE MOS╋━ HOSPI╋━ABLE. I SHOVLD LIKE ╋━O SAY I HAVE BEEN EXCVLPA╋━ED, IF ╋━HA╋━ IS NO╋━ EXCESSIVELY AVDACIOVS. ╋━HE NIGH╋━ IS YOVNG, AND A╋━MOSPHERIC CONDI╋━IONS ARE CLEMEN╋━. MY PA╋━H REMAINS SVBJEC╋━ ╋━O ╋━HE S╋━OCHAS╋━IC WHIMS OF MY DARKNESS. PERHAPS WE SHALL FE╋━CH SOME MORE CANDLES. WE SHALL SEE.

+[U] I'm-clocked-out;-crime-is-legal-until-6-a.m. tomorrow.

+[U] terrible-idea. But-feel-free-to-start.

okay you go first man

H⟁ppy Pride M◎nth! Empl◎yees get 2 less mins ◎n their bre⟁k ⟁ll m◎nth! Bec⟁use I d◎n't w⟁nt them ye⟁rning ◎n the j◎b. We ⟁re n◎w selling pride-themed items ◎n the empyre⟁n st◎refr◎nt!
15 17 k1dn4pp1n9 1f 1 45k Kurl0z 70 74k3 50m30n3 fr0m 7h31r h1v35 4nd 8r1n9 7h3m 70 m3? 15 17 4 cr1m3˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Anyone wanna get into an argument with me? I got some steam to blow off.

who CARES.

\ 1 KN0W theres h0rny l0wbl00ds 1n my area! 1 have a m1rr0r! /

insert blatant engagement bait statement that pe/)ple s/)meh/)w fall f/)r here











