Narcys Cygnus
@gildedCountenance
He/Him ⋮ Leo Rising Philosopher, devotee, appreciator of the finer things. The famed Daphne De Luxe; come watch my shows at The Afterglow on Saturdays at 7pm.
ᨳ Dear god, It's barely 1 yet. You have to be kIddIng Me.
ᨳ Forget tryIng to sleep, apparently. I can hear them cryIng from all the way up here.
ᨳ FInally got to experIence fIrst-prong the sIght of a double-headed grub. The textbook Images truly do not do It justIce.
ᨳ ApologIes. I had lImIted tIMe on My palmhusk thIs wIpe. We had a code jade. I am back now.
ᨳ Lovely to see everyone tolIght. Thank you Applause for hostIng Daphne once more.
ᨳ He's very lucky I have a second one, or else I would have been late to My show tonIght.
What woul·ld you do if I had your onl·ly one?
ᨳ Be forced to buy another on short notIce. I am not GIvIng wIthout a snatched waIst.
And here i thought you'd take it off me
ᨳ Was I not In a hurry? You know I would. Alas, you may be stuck thIs way untIl after the show~.
Time to take photos then
ᨳ Plenty.
ᨳ Why the fuck can I not fInd My corset (????????)
My bad.
ᨳ Happy FrIday to My #fatfucks, #affectIonate. Be happy, proud, and loud In your skIn.
ᨳ Of course now would be the tIMe I run out of cIgarettes.
ᨳ Oh sure everyone yell at Me for steppIng on one lIke they are not ALWAYS UNDERFOOT. THEY COVER THE ENTIRE YARD, PRICIL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO.
ᨳ Is It the weekend yet. Is It the weekend yet. Please.
ᨳ The paIr of calves we have In the caverns rIght now are absolutely adorable. Such a shaMe these gentle, kInd, carIng creatures are forced Into lIves of servItude, but at least they wIll be hIghly regarded and pampered theIr entIre lIves. So much cuter than they grubs they bare.
ᨳ Thank the fates I am on calf raIsIng duty tomorrow. I fear I was begInnIng to go Insane.
ᨳ I wIll not fear. Fear Is the mIndkIller.
ᨳ I need the whole bottle. FUCK.
ᨳ Helpful tIp; you cannot feel flustered whIle havIng a glass of wIne. If emotIons persIst after one glass, drInk another.
Not accurate in my experience
ᨳ Clearly you have not reached the proper amount of glasses, then.
ᨳ Then fIve It Is. Never allow yourself to drown In pItIful, unpleasant emotIons.
ᨳ Oh god, he Is so hot and so stupId...The worst kInd of allurIng..
ᨳ Thanks to the gIrl who broke My naIl In that fIght; because these are wayyyy better than the last set.
OOOH, NOW THOSE ARE DAMN NICE. I OUGHTA SWING FEF N ERI TO WHOEVER DID YA’ NAILS, CAUSE THAT IS JUST PLAIN GORGEOUS.
ᨳ I wouldn't accept anythIng less. They were done by the lovely and talented TaInted Talons. She tends to book quIte far out, but let her know I sent you and she may make an exceptIon.
THANK YA’ FOR THE TIP, SIR. I’LL BE SURE TA’ GIVE EM’ A CALL.
ᨳ You're welcoMe, hunny.
ᨳ I Mean...That's one way to use the IncInerator.
ᨳ At least beIng on mother watch Means I can sIt on My palmhusk and read. The lesser of all the evIls, honestly.