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should s+ar+. diagnosing people online.
Ar3 you a fla2hlight? Cau23 I wanna turn you on
Lost Puppy Looking Stray. At Least It Know It Does Bite And Can Be Trusted With Not Mauling Me In My Sleep #violence
said oo girl shock me like an electric eel ow ow ow no not that much ow ow owie ow
I WOULD MISS ALL THE GOOD TIMES WE COULDVE SPENT TOGETHER...
I coul·ld make you beg for me to but a bit in your mouth and pul·ll·l your reins. #suggestive #nsfw
D --> I think tomorrow i will have to spend many hours repairing my husktop D --> Most keys are broken off by now. Inscrutable olive f100zy #reference #vagueposting
SLEEP SCHEDULE SO BAD I COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR A HUMAN.
I may not go down in hi2tory, but I 2ur3 a2 2hit can go down on you
Hehehee, rage8aiting high8l00ds is such a high. D0 I shame him pu8licly, 0r n0t? Mmm, s0 t0ugh #vaguep0sting
Leather and cuffs, my special·lty. This coul·ld be you. Wonder if them hoofbeast l·lovers coul·ld do anything with my l·leather beauty? #nsfw #cuffs #theharnessnotthel·lady #bondage #restraints https://cdn.imgchest.com/fil·les/fcfeb99eee60.png
NO... well... it is your decision... when you finally emerge once again... i hope to meet you...
There Are Kinda Bad Pick Up Lines.. I Can't Tell If It's A Sign To Go Back To Sleep Or Be Sad #dashwatching
Damn you didn't? Honestly yeah you should have, oh well maybe you might run into her again.
NO... that is so unfortunate... i am sorry...
Honestly, valid way of breaking a nail.
Im j3alou2 of your pu2h3r Th3 way it g3t2 to pump in2id3 you all night long.
How the hell did you break a nail?
Do I know you? cau23 you r3ally r3mind m3 of my n3xt mat32prit
perhaps I should a++end. more par+ies.
[ An Audio File Was Uploaded. Untitled. The Recording Started Rather Suddenly. A Loud Smack Was Heard In The Background As She Started To Play Her Guitar And Sing. ] she's So Pretty with All Of Her Lack Of Polish oh How Her Skin Shines all Of Her Clumsy Moves teeth Like Vice oh Burn The Maiden oh Burn The Maiden burn Before The Sun's Light haven't You Heard? all Hues They Found within Her Sheets they Say A Darling Is Stolen everytime She Goes Out maiden Maiden maiden Of The Sun can't You See How You Hold Us? can't You See How We Fall For You talons Against Our Skin blood On Her Lips oh Maiden oh Maiden watch As Her Eyes Gaze her Voice Like Sin let Rumors Be Rumors her Touch Soft As Cotton her Love As Sweet As Nightshade a Kiss Like A Lily kiss Like An Beast she Thinks She's So Innocent oh Maiden maiden maiden Of Silk dancing Within Whispers oh Burn The Maiden oh Burn The Maiden forget The Marks Of Last Light the Feeling Of The Bite the Way That We just Kidding burn The Maiden burn To The Sun's Light maiden Maiden burn Like You Left give It Up watch Me Burn you Fucking Coward [ "fuck.." You Could Hear Deep Sighing Into Her Chest. The Singer Stopped The Recording ] #music #lyrics #suggestive #violence
Say are you a finger puppet? Cause I would love to put my fingers in you. #nsfw
Its 4am and yal·ll·l makin me feel·l some sorta way that I cant be unpacking 2 hours before my guard shift.
Ar3 you my hiv3work? Cau23 I wanna 2lam you on th3 d32k and do you all night long
D --> I... Did not say it was D --> But clearly there is something in the air tonight D --> Youre all fiends
I AM YOUR FRIEND NOW!!! where are we going...??? we must hang out now...
D --> Stop this at once. I already have one of you trying to attract me
2crollin a w33k down and r3plying, mind you.
[FEEDBACK] Were you looking for something else?
D --> More GRAND than the STRONGEST of pillars constructed with maraging steel
D --> I am coursing with a HAUGHTY STRAIN of lust D --> Uncontrollable D --> This is surely going to leave a mark on my deteriorating reputation #nsfw
*tzzk* I do not know. How normal it is to. Re-link ones own posts but. I am still very pleased with. My prose on this one. Tags are. On the main post. It is. Not safe for work. *sskh*
Any0ne else get 0ff 0n having high 8l00ds threaten them? #suggestive
♞No updates to share so soon. CClose to the Enif herd, CCurrently resting. The stronger members guard the smallest, that gather in the CCenter. Beautiful to see, but I won't risk disturb them with a piCCture. They are at their most territorial in these moments. FoCCused on proteCCting their herdmates. Instead I share some fine art. My banner is a CClassiCC from troll Arnold BoCCklin. For a troll to be able to give suCCh aid for suCCh a wonderful beast. Grant it CComfort and proteCCtion in its travels. To see it return with the dim season, to CClean its hooves. To replaCCe its hoofshoes. To offer whatever measly CComfort against the elements one CCan. UtopiCC sights suCCh as these may be pure fantasy. But I enjoy them nonetheless. Feel free to share more art if you have it. https://i.imgur.CCom/BHREZ3A.jpeg♘
[FEEDBACK] Oh, you're a savior. Thanks. Need anything in return?
=oXO awawa so many new people on the feed''' i don,t know if um i have much energy to scroll but its really cool to see¡¡ =oXO
8ack t0 h0rnyp0sting t0 chase away the 80red0m. Y0u ever think 0f pailing s0 hard y0u can't get up? And then s0me m0re till y0u're a stupid dr00ling mess, just grinding d0wn 0n anything and everything? Yeah, me neither #nsfw
[FEEDBACK] Consider me the least pickiest person on Alternia the way I don't mind what.
[COMMENTARY] I'd ask if someone can slide me a pack of cigs, but my producer doesn't want to catch me smoking. However, if I do it /efficiently/, and slide a very secret code of need someone's way...
aight sound off who got their back blown out today #nsfw
Do you think we can brie saved...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
(( depends how much context they need but the simplest answer is "multimedia webcomic from the 2010s"
None of you know the pain of fucking on someone who sends you minion gifs...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
[BROADCAST FEEDBACK] Oh, the people did not like that one. It's alright. It's bull░░░░. Not everything we say is, but that was definitely something to test our viewer retention. By gods, I gotta get a ░░░░ing drink.
the h)o(pbeast at g)o(th night l)o()o(ked really tasty we think.
Water
maybe... maybe i do deserve them... i will accept them so graciously!!!
Yaknow only on3 of you fuck3r2 appli3d to b3 my 2ub2tanc3 buddy and y'all r3ally mi22in th3 fuck out tbh
I DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE COMPLIMENTS!!!
Is thErE mUch Of A lIghtlIfE whErE yOU lIvE AcqUAIntAncE nArcys?
Are you Smurfing Hard or Hardly Smurfing?
im gonna eat a sweet treat by my Lonesome
unf)o(rtunately #g)o(thnight was the )o(nly j)o(b we had scheduled f)o(r 14 m)o()o(ns.
I will now f★ll ★sleep. S★y goodlight to sh★rk plushie.
Bruh im 2o fuuuucking booooor3d
OH... HEH... THANK YOU... YOU ARE NOT BAD LOOKING YOURSELF...
YES... I DO PROMSIE... and if it doesnt happen this light,,, itll happen eventually...
i will appear in your dreams tolight... believe it...
anyway off the age thing onto the topic at hand cant relate #alwaysthefumbledneverthefumbler
nah but like for serious i think yall need to stop puttin pressure on yourselves to get things right in one go aint the end of the world to fumble a baddie theres gonna be another one
Imagine....If you were little itty bitty. Like the size of a thimble.
im at the real sicknasty sunday right nowv. none of that pussy shit the rest of you get up to. and its beautiful. revwelatory. im transfixed. life is so beautiful.
Im crying and id like to stop being empathetic. #empathyisacurse
hot damn all these other striders out here experiencing the agonies an im over here like fuck im so delicious sexy hot lmfao i mean i am but like sorry bout all yalls problems get well soon
I think I dozed off, while I was in there. Had a dream. ... Anyways. Back to work.
Drone Striking Your Address Now
'100% syn+he+ic mea+ subs+i+u+e.' cull yourself.
[O] Okay. Had my one single allowed crash out.] [W] Will not go to the office tomorrow.] [I] I deserve this.]
are you +oo plagued. by es+ablishmen+s who insis+ on shoehorning. +he la+es+ popular syn+hesized 'superfood'. in+o every+hing +hey cook. ?
finding a res+auran+. wi+h food I can ac+ually bo+her wi+h. is so much harder +han i+ ough+ +o be.
The bathtub helped a little bit.
(string^ 'well. despite the face i'm making in this photo, it's not a bad one. courtesy of misha, i guess.')
o°○¤¤still waiting..... my thighs are getting cold.... #nsfw #nopants https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83bd25e0d594.png¤¤○°o
D --> They often send me dangerous packages in the mail D --> They being the secret society that lurks in the shadows of Beforus D --> Certain ones are against me D --> They want my position D --> But this comes with the territory D --> And I am used to dealing with it D --> I simply mail it to someone else
it is s∞ gr∞ss and stupid t∞ give up c∞ntr∞l d∞nt ever fucking d∞ it.
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𝄞 ✧ A♫d ♩t's the pe♪v♩c thrust that rea♪♪h dr♩ves you ♩♫sa♫e!
[BARK LIKE YOU WANT IT!]
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
★ctu★lly nevermind I'm more interested in wh★tever's h★ppening with Florid rn lowkey. #d★shw★tching
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D --> Finally, after much hype D --> The E%emplar Comfort Body Pillow line has dropped D --> The crowning achievement of Trotswor% merchandise D --> All necessary details can be found in the advert below D --> But other styles D --> Nude, bound, fully clothed, gimped, glazed, stained, moist, torn, decorated (one of each caste color including fuschia, authorized by Her Majesty, The Constern herself)
I thInk thAt I Am jUst A bIt tOO scArEd tO AttEnd gOthnIght... I wIll InstEAd bE AttEndIng UrsIlA nIght whErE I UrsIlA wIll stAy hIvE And wAtch sIlly pUrrbEAst vIdEOs It wIll bE glOrIOUs
Yov c^n ^ctv^lly pierce yovr own e^rs ^nd they're only gonn^ bleed occ^sion^lly if yov do it right.
Guy enough to post thirst traps, wolf enough to chase his tail when no one's looking.
(( equius...latex...horsetail oooohhhhhhh thank you gawd for this meal 🤤🤤🤤👅👅👅👅👅 #nsfw #bc #hsbcspoilers
I love a good fil-ling of lin-guis-tic know-ledge
Look sometimes yovr lvsvs feeds yov ^pple cores when yov're ^ grvb ^nd yov c^n't stop e^ting them when yov molt into ^dvlthood. And th^t's tot^lly fine.
My sex appeal is my age. Yeah I could be 30 and insane, but 55 and insane is attractive I think.
dont ask me how the fuck i fit in the gap behind the boxes in the storeroom at mie big size but trust i make it work if one daie i am buried it'll be like a pharaoh's tomb of like soda and load gaper rolls
aight cool you coulda just said the sweeps three and a half sweeps is definitelie the sorta age the lusus is gonna be doing the shopping kid's getting schoolfed chatting age but not all that smart yet sure some wrigglers gotta grow up fast so theie'll be doing their own shopping but theie aint gonna make good decisions that young actuallie most wrigglers alone at such a young age uh dont make it so shrug but yeah lusus will either do the shopping or be present while the wriggler does it
Interesting. Are the cognitive abilities of lusii like... Super varying?
But an intelligent lusus can just... Show up at the Stop and Shop and grab some eggs and milk and shit?
Lets say yes it does, for the purposes of this post
hi. troll here what is "proper child age"
HRM ANGUISH WHEN WOOLY TRUNKBEAST GETS AWAY NO LIKE ANGUISH
That w3r3nt pity bait it w3r3 mo2tly a jok3. I aint going cau23 my a22 only got thr33 look2. Partykini, tank top, button up.
prꙮ tip: with enꙮugh patience and training, yꙮu can learn tꙮ use water walking bꙮꙮts ꙮn mist. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
depends on the lusus depends on how old the troll is
● it does seem like many events advertised here are recurring ! hopefully you'll get some advance notice in the future ? fingers crossed ! ☽
● goth night is every night, if you are pure of pusher . ☽
goth night's not happening 7et. two hours
👍🏿 Yes.
I'm sorry to the people who want a weak 55-year-old man to fuck, I am a strong 55-year-old man. My back is doing great with a healthy active brain. Morning sodoku is the answer.
HATCHED TO WATCH MORNING CARTOONS, FORCED TO NEGOTIATE ARTICLE RIGHTS.
readie for cupe looks at the time yup still have several hours of work aight nap in the gap behind the boxes in the storeroom seems like a plan
despite the desperate efforts by my many haters and enemies i wwill continue to cast my incredible hivvemade spells and don my genuine lusus leather sorcerers garb ESPECIALLY at #gothnight do NOT attempt to stop me again #sorcery #wwizardry #gpoe #myspells
n∞t me i was the cutest t∞ ever d∞ it 😌😇 s∞rry b∞ut y∞ur ugly grubs
(( On any medium, Hephaestus is incapable of keeping his cool in front of his ancestor, and I find this hilarious https://i.imgur.com/qTI1Kdk.png
|'ve done ^ lott^ odd jobs ^nd shit for c^eg^rs bvt liter^lly selling the shirt off my b^ck? E^siest twenty of my life. They weren't even th^t weird ^bovt it.
uuuughuuuugh i have t∞ get my palmhusk fixed. my carefully curated c∞llecti∞n ∞f men... my cute selfies... all my ph∞t∞s and vide∞s ∞f me an magnum...
⌞ in the spirit ☐f #nsfw p☐sting, I w☐uld l☐ve t☐ remember the way she shivered beneath my claws as I trailed them up her s☐ft thighs, maybe i miss having s☐me☐ne t☐ make keen ⌝
[Q] Quite alright !] [MISC.] 😅]
Want to lose a bet to a little jester?
F U C K i blew it
[M] My crippling ancestral debt.] [MISC.] ]
^ ..lowkey being sandwiched between two highbloods,, fighting over who owns me,, while theyre both inside of me an i can barely fink,,, or just being used by two at once.. while they degrade me,, or ttel me hhowgood im doing,,,.. hholy shitt.. #nsfw #suggestive.. ^ =^o+o^=
[MISC.] ] [N] Need to block nsfw tag.] [M] Must "lock in".]
https://∞pen.sp∞tify.c∞m/track/5qZ4c1EBVWpmz1GBaks8Uq
Guys the "villains" are fighting.
[G] Got a few shrimp from coworker.] [P] Placing them inside boss' PC when he goes to next meeting.]
For what is divine Dress it all in gold Let your worshippers plead Let them beg It never dims To be worshipped in such ways Honesty in the cruelest form The fools all gathered But who can ever change it? You sit upon youe throne of dead No one has yet to cause your fall So many sweeps So many perigees Is that why the engines of war, Never slow? Alone forever upon your golden fist Or is it the fate of Divine? All are meant to service All have a role within this Suffocate the youth No repeats of the mistakes Let all rebellion cull itself, Or suffer a fate worse than death Every role rotating with few exempt Is it alone as rot sets in your creation? But you are Divine What am I to question Within your domain, I am but yet another death Yet another corpse of the youth Temporary powers to change nothing For I am, An forgotten memory that won't be recorded #writing #poetry #violence #cw-religious-imagery
it's a bit slow, right now
THE FACE OF THE EMPRESS FRACTURES. THERE WILL BE GREAT CULLINGS. WE SHALL ALL BECOME AS VAPOR. #prophecy
I rEcEntly fOUnd OUt thAt AppArEntly bEIng cOld All thE tImE In mUltIplE lAyErs Of clOthIng dUrIng thE sUmmEr Is nOt UsUAl AppArEntly I hAd A nUtrIEnt dEfIcIEncy
banned.from.a.bed.bath.and.beyond