Porrim Maryam
@glamorousAuspaciar
O+ver and o+ver we find o+urselves here. (Icon art is mine)
⋆˚🐾˖°evil girlz treatin me liek dirt & zpitting on me zend chitt #nzfw #WOOF°˖🐾˚⋆
Yo+u seem like my favo+rite kind o+f tro+ll. Do+ co+nsider reaching o+ut so+metime.
I lo+o+k fo+rward to+ it.
:33< this ones fur mew ladies! :33< *the mighty huntress no look throws a basket ball behind her it misses so furking badly it bounces right off the backboard and into the back of her head knocking her unclawncious*
Swo+o+n.
:33< cant help but f33l im getting a repmewtation as a slut around here... :33< that ill pail anyathing that mewves and some things that dont... :33< so long as its clear im a sub and a bottom GOOD! :33< #nsfw
Wo+rry no+t. I co+uld never mistake yo+u fo+r anything else after all we've do+ne.
you all wish you were me right now https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/8ulge.jpg #nsfw
https://i.po+stimg.cc/dQxSgRm0/image-2026-05-14-215712857.png Bo+ld to+ claim the title...
c< My dMs are very OpeN duriNg #yuriHOur because i will always be Here 2 Kiss/dOOtHerstuffwitH/2 wOMeN! #suggestive #Nsfw if yOu squiNt >c
Duly no+ted.
I knew a wo+man o+nce. #YuriHo+ur
#standingovation #pusherwarming
Thank yo+u. This was difficult to+ co+me clean abo+ut.
:33< #yurihour ??? :33< i started my DAY with yuri :33< #yurifurrever
Yo+u lucky bastard.
i forgt 2 do my daily post of i luv women!!
Finally, so+mething I can appreciate o+n the dashbo+ard.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Happy #t!ttytuesday #nsfw httpsSSS://f2.toyhou.sSSSse/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!mages/119817776_qLmUgOduJxGDoSs!.png꠹
Happy indeed, go+o+d go+ds.
:33 < i fell asl33p while cuddling with the mailman :33 < i could have scored. damn it.
Yo+u still co+uld. Do+n't lo+se faith.
round 5 why the fuck does it keep doing bridge deaths are as follows @carcinoGenetwinkist @gardenGnostic#0133 @glamorousAuspaciar @militaristicGeek @chillerAficionado https://i.imgur.com/TkTFFZX.png
FUCK!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35991dec8e3a.png 0H MY G0G
FUCK!!
Troll smash or pass was last night let's do a ranking this time! #nsfw 1. Aradia, oh my God I love shes so much she's so pretty and attractive and cool 2. Aranea, yap session but awesome 3.Eridan, I like my men pathetic 4.Meulin, she has snacks! 5.Feferi, she's pretty! I like her a lot :) 6.Porrim I feel like my lack of a mother figure has led me here 7.Meenah shes mean but it's hot 8.Nepeta, shes cute! One of the good cats in my opinion. 9.Equius, he's hot! But I'm pretty sure a night with him wouldn't go well 10.Latula she's fine like really fine and cool! 11.Kanaya, she's sweet dunno about that whole rainbow drinker thing though :/ 12.Rufioh, he seems nice actually :) 13.Terezi, she's a bit all over the place but we could have fun :) 14.Sollux, feel like we'd argue more than get anything done maybe it'd be good once we get going 15.Vriska, a bit too mean for my pace not sure how we'd get along anyways 16.Gamzee if I knew him better maybe higher as of now no thanks 17.Damara I wouldn't understand her at all :/ 18.Mituna, feel like we'd have a bad time from what I've seen 19.Tavros, way too awkward not my thing 20.Karkat, way too much complicated shit not touching anything with him unless I'm incredibly wasted 21.Kurloz, don't know well enough :/ 22.Kankri yap session but evil 23.Horuss not my type period 24.Cronus, never
Whatever bro+ught yo+u here, I'm very happy to+ be so+ highly regarded. I just so+ happen to+ be very caring.
How long do rain8owdrinker 8ites take to heal??
10 nights, ro+ughly.
I guess I'll bite too. #SmashOrPass?
Hm?
Smash, fo+r clarity's sake. I was being silly because it's very o+bvio+us what I wo+uld say, but it's smash.
Thank you Dave for this idea #Nsfw Troll smash or pass! @turnaroundGodtech Karkat- pass between arguing with him today or his many past selves I've had enough of karkat for my life kankri- pass, I feel like he's just not my type feel like I'd get a migraine before we start aradia- SMASH I mean uh she's super pretty and nice and also cool and other such features that I will not ramble on about because she's the best option on this list damara- pass not sure about her plus I don't think we'd get along :/ tavros- pass, way to awkward! I'm not gonna mess with that yeesh rufioh- Hmmmm smash he seems nice! sollux- pass feel like we'd argue more than actually doing anything:/ mituna- pass see above yet again nepeta- smash she seems nice! I would be down to try it at the very minimum meulin- smash she seems nice too plus she probably has snacks terezi- pass she's nice and a little bit psychotic but not really my type latula- smash she's cool! Feel like it'd be a fun time gamzee- pass I barely really know him anyways and don't really care to go that far with him anyways kurloz- pass he's a bit to aloof if you ask me equius- smash he's actually pretty attractive despite um everything I'd probably need to be drunk though horuss- pass no amount of alcohol would ever make me feferi- smash! She's super cute and pretty nice meenah- smash, but I'd need to be a little drunk she can be kinda rude :/ eridan- smash he's a bit annoying but it's weirdly endearing??? cronus- pass ew kanaya- pass I feel like it'd be awkward :/ porrim- smash she could put out a cigarette on me and I would thank her vriska- pass she's too mean aranea- smash she info dumps but in a good way;
And I wo+uld be happy to+. Pleased to+ make the cut.
Oh wow I mean yeah it'd be stupid to pass !
That's very cute. Yo+u kno+w where to+ find me if yo+u ever want to+ see that thro+ugh, hm?
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
Thank yo+u. Much appreciated.