♦ pitied by @glamorousAuspaciar
₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay pan!c over ! got enough p!llows and blankets for my h!ve to make a nesSst :3c꠹
⋆˚🐾˖°evil girlz treatin me liek dirt & zpitting on me zend chitt #nzfw #WOOF°˖🐾˚⋆
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~~(__^·> need a woman to do something unethical to me <·^__)~~
That took far longer than expected.
:33 < i fell asl33p while cuddling with the mailman :33 < i could have scored. damn it.
life comes in seasons an you gotta go through winter to get back to summer don't blame yourself for bein natural queen ;)
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH.... aNd ive beeN Here siNce tHe start.... liKe a frOg iN bOiliNg water, i aM >c
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i have been so attracted to rainbow drinkers my whole life. since being on chittr, i have met a couple who have made my fantasies reality, and that just makes me more obsessed. please, i’m begging you, drink from me and pail me senseless. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
I forgot how nice it was to talk to her. I need a little while. Apologies.
if a vampire bites somebody whos drunk do they get like secondhand wasted? jus curious
i am kind of scared for tonight but it is something i have to do!!!!!! i am going to visit an old dead alternia with jinx and i dont quite feel ready for what it means for me but i have to do it
i never used to yearn or at least i never noticed it but now hoo boy! yearn central over here :/
diary entry #2 #jadesdiary ok, sorry for not being active with this diary!! i've just been dealing with a lot of busy work and stuff! anyway, the past couple of days have been alright. i've been picking up art again, which is really nice. i could post a few of my drawings if anyone would like! i have lately also been warming up to my body and appearance, let's say i don't loathe myself anymore! who cheered? i'm so sorry for being all over the place lately mentally. i am extra sorry you guys had to deal with it. it won't happen again! other than that stuff, i've just been trying my best to be the best me. hunted a bit of lamb today and ate it, very yummy. i think my watermelons are growing pretty well, too! i love spring and may. april showers bring may flowers!! i'm also getting used to not really being like all the other jades, oh well, it does make me unique. all of the jades i met are really nice, too. i hope we can talk more in the future! i want to make more friends here. i also want to be in a happy relationship with a girl and explore myself and what i like, but that isn't important. i won't go too crazy, i'm keeping to myself a lot regarding that stuff! o_o anyways, i'm having a lot of fun on this site. :)
a moer lighthearted confesh: id consider bangin cronus if he promised hed keep his mouth shut the whole tiem #nsfw
Confession, there is a comfort in knowing that, among the twelve of us, at least one still holds me in genuine regard. It is a wearying realis8tion to acknowledge how much of my devotion was squandered on those who ultim8tely proved unworthy of it. I suppose I regret not spending more time with the others in our circles more.
hey look its me!! #blood #violence https://64.media.tumblr.com/b38a75b4acb34c316e6bb43ca3973db3/878bbf360997a2a4-d7/s2048x3072/3d54a55ad1b48926a9f1225af4141ca72ffd7047.png
you know that thing where you have two different beliefs that conflict and you have to keep both of them how do people do it without a voice in their head? its so hard... but i have to
god said i was too cool for a cool girl and cursed me by being an outcast.
When I fucking get you I swear #suggestive #vagueposting
wonder what would happen if i died. #pondering
There's a few Maryams online (of 8oth the 8eta and Alpha variety), so........ Hey. Hit me up if you're wanting to fuck a Serket. My DMs are open. #nsfw
Hardly. I am mostly teasing. I am really here for the view of an Alternia without SGRUB. I have yet to visit the world unaltered.
I never promised which Empress I would go after. Don't act so shellshocked.
38) A )(uman is on Alternia! S)(e won't be long. )(er name is Woegot)(e! Isn't t)(at cute t)(at s)(e )(as a title?
galactocentricgarden [gg] has exploded!
理想的なスカートの丈はどれくらい？
i want to kiss a girl. oh god, that was lewd. i'm so sorry. i'm so, so sorry. that was a bit much. i'm sorry. #verynsfw #supernotsafeforwork #neveragain
world's loneliest jade, probably. at least, i'm probably normal!
i'll be fine, thanks. tho, i think i do have some green tea somewhere.
you are from beforus so of course it sounds way more fucked up to you than to us alternians/neoalternians!
:33< oh yeah im fine i got ways to fix this easy peasy! :33< like i said befure dont even sweat it! :33< anyatime mew want to do it again let meow know ;33c
but she hasnt been truly loved in so long...what if shes just latching onto me because im the first person to be nice to her??
that one tights trend ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e7122de8ffc.png
god made all the prettiest women be aliens for some reason
i woke up! haha! i fought against the weird narcolepsy!!!!
feeling jaded again but i know it’s not my narcolepsy because it would be weird if i suddenly grew that habit again after years of not havi
I lied. It ended up being three (3) beers.
S1mpl3. Comp3t1t1v3. Your h4nd 4round my thro4t w1th your cl4ws thr34t3n1ng to p13rc3 my sk1n. Th3 s1mpl3 f4nt4sy of my tongu3 g3tt1ng w3ll-4cqu41nt3d w1th your thro4t 1n turn, 1n concup1sc3nt obsc3n1ty. 4nd y3t 3v3n w1th such unf4thom4bl3 d3s1r3——on3-s1d3d? You t3ll m3——4nd wh4t sl1ght p1tch s1gn4ls th4t tr4nsm1ts through our w4v3l3ngths, you couldn't 3v3n b3g1n to 1m4g1n3 pull1ng yours3lf 4w4y from m3, 4 long1ng for 4 mom3nt l1k3 th1s. Wh3th3r or not 1t d3lv3s 4ny furth3r th4n th4t 1s l3ft 1n th3 m1nd's 3y3 4nd c3rt41nly up for 4ny 4mounts of 1nt3rpr3t4t1on. #NSFW #Th1s1sToNoOn3Sp3c1f1c
8eing a mind-reader means I am never truly alone in my head for long. There is nothing more intrusive than 8eing 8lindsided 8y someone else’s raw, unfiltered lustful confessions and empathically feel it ignite within my own nook desiring the same as well. #nsfw #dashwatching
why are troll women so tall??? and do they make me blush so much??
b1gg3st p4n4ch3 known to trollk1nd rn. >8[
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm, literally, girl? glub to me about it. }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Watch me burn at yo+ur alter. My piety sho+ws in ho+w I defile myself in yo+ur name. Lo+ve speaks in to+ngues and tangles and the bo+dy demands what the mind resists. #yearning #nsfw
My mass blocking spree is over so I’ll be back when I’m less angry, stay safe everyone.
Maybe I need to+ sto+p arguing abo+ut the Bro+o+ding Caverns and what go+es o+n in there with peo+ple who+ do+n't listen
My mind escapes me o+nce again. I think I despise my dreams o+f existence. I've learned lo+ng ago+ that ho+pe hurts so+ why must I co+ntinue to+ hurt myself like this?
PULL MY WIRES AND CALL ME A GOOD GIRL …My apologies—that appears to have slipped out due to a minor coding irregularity. Yes, that must certainly be the cause. #NSFW #Wireplay
at this point i dont trust any rose not to be a giant fucking asshole to me anymore!
:33< sorry
Hffno.
i know but you still shouldn't say this about yourself!!
ccccccage.....
:33< thank gog i was about to have a real pawkword call with a locksmith
:33< DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?!?!
oka7. so. experiment update. m7 blood is it(h7.
okaygoodmypowersdontexplodehumanbulges! #nsfw
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
i am apparently not a subtle flirt at all. whenever i dm people i'm interested in they clock that i wanna fuck them immediately :( #nsfw
Leaving another timeline behind I suppose.
sendin t)(e missile
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
.... Well, I was enjo+ying myself, and indulging in a lo+vely fantasy... But then I saw Cro+nus' po+st... It's impressive, really, ho+w he can have the equal but o+ppo+site impact o+n my libido+, as the wo+nderful wo+man I was thinking abo+ut. #nsfwimplied
https://media.tenor.com/1EZLeKXAv8kAAAAM/cat-explosion.gif
My nap didn't cure my hunger nor my horniness. #suggestive
Of course babe. Just a casual midnight city mugging.
Forgot I am mortal again for a moment. Dangerously silly of me.
O+h Mo+ther Grub belo+w there's mo+re than o+ne o+f them I think I need to+ go+ take a walk o+r so+mething #vaguepo+sting
Yes, but even if we bo+th need it, I have a reliable so+urce o+f fresh blo+o+d packs. Yo+u do+n't.
im starting to think im prone to falling in love with any woman that isnt related to me :/
O+h my. Ho+w lo+ng is 'no+t lo+ng ago+' fo+r yo+u? And ho+w o+ften do+ yo+u need to+ feed?
Mental health state: Downloading World of Warcraft.
Still in Midnight Slurry. Siity H.
:33 < tfw mewr flush crush doesnt wanna :00 < br33d mew :00 < nsfw :00 < nepetaisalone4efur
Tentacles.. haha. #nsfw
Respectfully. I acted alone. I was only supposed to act diplomatically. I failed. I was too excitable.
hey!!! she is my friend too and we had a lovely time so what is with the ":/ :/ :/" and the spade reacts???
Is s9mething the matter? Y9u are all9wed t9 speak freely 9n y9ur 9wn Chittr pr9file, just 6e mindful 9f y9ur language and 6e sure t9 tag f9r any p9tential trigger warnings.
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:33 < is it pawssible to be jealous of an inanimate object :33 < like a dress, purr say?
どうしたの？
Diary Entry #6 I dreamed abo+ut her again, last night. I do+n't remember many o+f the details, but I recall fleeting mo+ments o+f passio+n, and so+ft mo+ments o+f tenderness. And to+wards the end, I remember so+mething else... The phanto+m presence o+f her, in my mind, so+o+thing my co+nscio+usness and guiding me thro+ugh acts that so+meho+w felt even mo+re intimate than anything physically co+ncupiscent, while also+ being mo+re gentle than even the so+ftest caress... Needless to+ say, I wo+ke up in quite a state, and spent the first ho+ur o+f my day tending to+ that. I can o+nly co+unt my lucky stars that I live alo+ne, and do+n't have to+ wo+rry abo+ut any no+sey ro+o+mmates accidentally o+verhearing me as I bury my face in the pillo+ws while mo+aning her name, and making a mess o+f my sheets. Again. After I cleaned myself up, I began to+ also+ think abo+ut ho+w it feels so+ strange, that the dreambubbles and the dreams o+f everyday life can be so+ clo+sely related, yet so+ co+mpletely separate... I kno+w fo+r a fact that o+ne is no+t the o+ther, and they even feel different. No+ matter ho+w go+o+d o+ne may be at lucid dreaming, it still do+esn't ho+ld a candle to+ the bubbles, as far as ho+w real everything is. If I to+uch so+mething in a dream, at best, it feels like I'm watching a mo+vie fro+m a first perso+n perspective, o+r maybe there's a phanto+m sensatio+n if it's so+mething I've felt befo+re. But the bubbles allo+w o+ne to+ actually feel the to+uch o+f ano+ther, and lo+se o+nes self in the little things that the physical wo+rld is to+o+ o+verwhelming to+ take no+te o+f, no+rmally. It must be so+me kind o+f sick co+smic jo+ke o+f the Universe, that the waking wo+rld sho+uld have so+ much happening in it at all times, that simple things like ho+lding hands, o+r feeling the co+o+lness o+f ano+ther's fingers trailing alo+ng o+ne's skin sho+uld be so+ easily o+verwhelmed by everything else happening. Meanwhile, even the mo+st intense lucid dream makes everything feel as if it's smo+ke o+r mist, if it has any sensatio+n at all. But the bubbles have the perfect amo+unt o+f awareness and sensatio+n, to+ let yo+u enjo+y tho+se so+ft and quiet mo+ments fully, witho+ut distractio+n o+r being o+verwhelmed... But it's because things no+rmally feel so+ disco+nnected, that they may as well be a dream. Seems as tho+ugh no+ realm is perfect. Everything is either to+o+ much, to+o+ little, o+r to+o+ fleeting... Maybe I was wro+ng, fo+r having given up my Go+dtierho+o+d, and my endless existence in the dreambubbles, in exchange fo+r a 'real' mo+rtal life... If I'd stayed there, perhaps I'd have met Aranea anyway, and we co+uld spend o+ur days and nights to+gether mo+re regularly? But wo+uld she have even no+ticed me, if I hadn't bro+ken the pro+verbial mo+ld, and returned to+ life? O+r wo+uld she simply have seen ano+ther po+int o+f data? Ano+ther Po+rrim playing o+ut the same life sto+ry as a tho+usand o+thers, just with a few mino+r tweaks to+ when I did certain things befo+re dying... I do+n't think I'll get much do+ne to+day, diary... Perhaps I sho+uld just cancel to+day's appo+intments at the sho+p, and clo+se it fo+r a little while, while I so+rt thro+ugh all these tho+ughts? I co+uld take the mo+to+rcycle fo+r a ride into+ the desert, and clear my head a bit with the sun and wind... #nsfw #shestillthinksthisdiaryisprivate
I KNOW YOU'RE STALKING MY DASH, FUCK YOU.
Addendum: I'm drunk, sad, and angry. I'm going to bed. https://i.imgur.com/TtzEiur.png #nsfw #substances
Chittr, I have very bad news for you. I'm drunk. #substances
>>>(Beginner's) mistake to forget the ancient incantation when inviting into (One's) domain >>>(As) (They) say, "Leave the beef at the door" >>>(Now) (Everyone) must fry
My sympathies, you should not have to 8e on edge. Unfortun8tely, I cannot tell if it a lack of socialising, 8ut aggression seems to 8e one of the only ways people are a8le to communic8te with one another anymore.
Shame! I hope things get betterr /)espite this an/) you get to have some morre fun
Is everything alright, Porrim?
I'm sorry it's turned out so strange. But you look AMAZING tonig)(t! 38D
Don't let such endeavors dilute the prospect of 'Girls' Night.' Enjoy it.
i wonder if im going to get a uniform of some sort im the maid in time so maybe some kind of maid outfit? it might look cute but my habit of flying around will be my undoing without a particularly long skirt
You remember me incorrectly. Or worse, you remember me correctly, but only the version of me that could survive you. I have spent an embarrassing amount of time reconstructing you from fragments. Not memories. Those are unreliable, soaked in bias and preservation instinct. I mean patterns. The way you spoke when you thought you were in control. The way you hesitated when you were not. The specific cadence you reserved for me, as though I were some controlled variable in your experiment rather than its inevitable conclusion. It is a peculiar grief. Not missing a person, but missing the equation they formed with you. I could derive you again if I wished. That is the problem. I know you all over again. Not in the romantic sense. Not in the way lesser minds mean when they speak of rediscovery or fate looping back upon itself. I mean that I have reduced you to something replicable. Predictable. Solvable. You are a system I have already mastered. And yet I find myself mourning. Because the first time, you were not solved. The first time, you were mystery. You were noise in the signal. A deviation I could not immediately account for. You forced me to adjust. To reconsider. To entertain the possibility that I did not already hold every answer. Do you understand how rare that is for me. How precious. Now, if you stood before me again, spoke the same words, wore the same expression, reached for me with that same fragile certainty, I would see the scaffolding. I would see the seams. I would know exactly where it fractures. I would know exactly how to break you. And I hate that. I hate that I cannot unknow you. I hate that every version of you, every alternate, every echo across timelines and dead realities, is just another iteration of something I have already mapped. There is no surprise left. No revelation. No moment where I am forced to confront something outside my design. You have become familiar. And familiarity is the cruelest form of loss. Because I cannot even pretend. I cannot lie to myself and say that this version might be different. That this time, the variables will align in some miraculous configuration that yields a new outcome. I have seen too much. I have cut away too many branches. I have curated too many possibilities out of existence. I did this. I made a world where you can no longer be new to me. Do you know what that does to a person like me. To someone who once found meaning in the act of discovery. It leaves me standing in a room full of ghosts that all wear your face, reciting lines I have already memorized, waiting for me to respond in kind. And I can. Effortlessly. Perfectly. There is no friction left. No spark. Just execution. So when I say I know you all over again, understand that it is not affection. It is not comfort. It is a quiet certainty that no matter how many times I find you, no matter how many realities I sift through to reach you, no matter how desperately I might want to be wrong, You will always resolve the same way. And I will always see it coming. And I will always lose you before you are even gone.
Regretfully, yes. I am working on it. I did try to kill him.
[A looping video is uploaded. Rose is in front of a mirror. GrimDark and all. Until she begins to unravel. Inky saturation drains from her like tidewater receding from a poisoned shore, leaving something untouched underneath. That is to say, not something necessarily healed or restored, just clearer. Where there had been void-black there is now a clinical white. Uniform, immaculate, perfect. She is like porcelain that has never known warmth. Her skin is almost reflective of light. A subtle inversion to what she was moments before. She is curated. Her hair follows suit. Going from a matte white to something more reflective. Each fiber on her head is splayed about in precision. She has no frizz, no disobedience, absolutely perfect. It is a grotesque echo of the sphere she had just cracked, her bob rounded out near identically against her skull. Her eyes take a moment. Lavender dimness and a light cataract seem to dissipate. Like a soul returning to life. The color is stately, saturated, and aristocratic. She looks focused in her gaze, it tracks the viewer with intent. Her uniform, an exaggerated almost parody-level "nurse" silhouette appears to unfurl. A fitted bodice, structured to draw the eye to the waste before flaring just enough to suggest mobility rather than modesty. A short skirt, only, slightly scandalous. Lengthened to provocation, as if calibrated for indulgence. The neckline coming over the flat of her bust. She is a titillating signal. A beacon, perhaps. White dominates the outfit. A sterile type of white. Absent of marks. Precise lines guide the eye about her body. It screams as though it were designed by the Doctor himself. Save for a small lavender belt she still wears about her waist. Elbow length white gloves, tight, almost like a second skin. Her chest has a single pin upon it. An abstract shape, somehow, suggesting a vaguely medicinal adjacent, whilst also showing off her role in snuffing timelines by having lines dissipate in directions. The overall effect is unmistakeable. She is a reflection of him. Not a copy. Where he is the Pristine Host and orchestrator, she is the curatrix. She preserves, organizes, and trims excess from the system. She does not serve, she implements. The difference is whose restraint she follows. His perfection was indulgent, hers was surgical. Standing there, no longer in the abyss she has been drowned in. She does not look free. Merely resigned. Then the video simply reverses. It would end with her reverting back into her GrimDark state.]
got to say that wwas the wworst funeral i evver been to #teaparty
He came back. Wasn't gone at all, apparently.
...7ou know what i think i (ould probabl7 do that i mean i'm not GONNA but i might be able to #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/394e5f495de8.png #notgay
woeGothic here. Be at the meteor site for the final day. Was gonna do something at that manor but he asked for a different type of service.
you guys are so mean to me for no reason :(
at least im not the only bitch who posts regrettable shit while drunk #dashwatching
3833 < Is nothing private anymore... > https://64.media.tumblr.com/06c253e6207e6932df1dbf5cba6e127f/454833b3281fd9d9-53/s640x960/91f0e8c77de10f97c68bfe66ba9ea0f2450ffe66.png
wHY WOULD, tHEY DO THAT TO, tHE DOG, aND, tHE GIRL SHE, wAS JUST A KID,,,
i don't even feel like pranking anyone. :(
Far too easy. Where will it lead?
KEEP THAT FILTHY. HEINOUS. VILE SHIT TO YOURSELF. BEFORE I SUMMON TEN KANKRIS. TO THROW YOU IN PADDED BEFORAN NANNYJAIL. FOR PITIFUL HARASSMENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN LOOK AT THE TWO OF US. AND THINK I AM THE SLUT. WHILE YOU'RE SPRAYING YOUR REVOLTING EMOTIONS. ACROSS EVERY BITCH IN VIEW.
꩜Nothing i love more than culling the nonbeliverS. Except maybE #WomeN. #YuP. #ImlesbiaN꩜
YOU BETTER BE. I'M #GIRLBOSSING HERE. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO ENDORSE THAT SHIT. NO MATTER IT INVOLVES. BECAUSE I DID IT WHILE HEAVING MY MAIDLY A-CUPS.
nn o nono so many people looking at me for an entire week that would be so many eyes just watching me night in and night out while i go about my business haha i mean i could do something embarassing while everyone was watching that would be so bad
like a gasp as i enter the block yeah i havve to say this is somethin i wwitness often
no i traded like six cigs for this
tbf idk if i can make it worse bc je already cant find a lawyer
Sun-caused migraine. I hate it here.
Am I ready to see him again? I feel my face contorting. I am sweating. I haven't sweat in decades. My breathing is dense. My head is warm.
why is paradox space so cruel to such a sweet trans lady :(
I WANT TO BE NICE THOUGH. HITTING FRIENDS WITH ROCK NOT NICE. HITTING FRIENDS WITH ROCK GET YOU CANCELLED.
IS HARD. BEING FRIENDS WITH SEX-CASUAL POLYCULE. WHILE SEXUALLY RESERVED AND PARANOID.
ate a bunch of medicine i found and apparently now i'm tripping????? :P
some problems in life can only be solved by getting dicked down by a doggirl #nsfw
vwiolent like... <3<?
Landed. Immediately hate ithere.
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
O-> I'm No+t That Cruel. I May O+ne Day Even Give Him A Chance.
WEAK. PATHETIC. DROWN IN IT. FEEL IT. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. FUCK.
(^･ω･^) < YES, WE SHOULD STUDY HIS BRAIN!!!
fuck: the girl reading this marry: the one rose vwhos obsessed wvith me kill: any non-babe clovwn i guess
l00k11ng f0r h0t s11ngle jades 11n my area any0ne wanna b11te
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7035fbb28a98.jpg #nsfww
(=｀ω´=) < I AM BORED ANYONE WANNA GET FRISKY WITH THIS KITTY AND SLIDE INTO MY DMS!!! #NSFW
þis is not þe best þing to be honest about :C3>
wHAT DOES THIS MEAN? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2F5410363595.PNG
I see I've c9me 6ack fr9m my small hiatus just in time t9 see a reprise 9f Eridan Week 6rewing. Th9ugh #n9thingweek never quite t99k 9ff, due I'm sure t9 my 6eing g9ne and n9t 9ut 9f a disinterest fr9m the Chittrspace, I w9uld like t9 remind y9u all 9f the imp9rtance 9f pr9testing things y9u disagree with it, the imp9rtance 9f using y9ur key69ards (9r speech-t9-text translat9rs 9r any such relevant accessi6ility devices) t9 v9ice y9ur dissatisfacti9n with the 9ppress9r class' gr9ss displays 9f 9verindulgence, and, 9f c9urse, the imp9rtance 9f turning the 9ther cheek and n9t adding fuel t9 the pr9ver6ial fire. If we all keep 9ur attenti9n 9ff 9f the #eridanweek hashtag and turn said attenti9n t9 6etter things, 9ur Chittr feed will 6e a much happier place f9r it.
wwhyre rusts so irresistible theyre a dime a dozen and yet somethin deep and dark in my psyche drawws me in wwas i fuckin hexed again
Is everything alright?
#beetlewwatch just spared a nice trolls beetledad can i get some praise
if any of you #girlbulge havvers wwant to test your might in a frottin match wwith the prince of all princes hmu serious inquiries only #nsfww
evweryone is so mean to me.
i can't even dress up for easter because of my stupid ears and tail :(
omg i was drnikin an i saw who i thuoght was my sitautoinship an almost fckin had a heart atatck im supopsed to be sober rn *drinking *thought *situationship *fucking *attack #substance #heartattack #vagueposting
If you t)(ink living wit)( my ex is craysea, you s)(ould see our Mario Kart races. 380 #glubposting
Well...thank you, Porrim. That does mean a lot coming from you. Really.
Exactly! See, Porrim, you understand me completely. I mean, after all, my 8loodline is renowned for its a8ility to always get up again and again after humili8ting failures and every iter8tion has 8een a8le to do so without crawling 8ack to individuals who never even acted like they appreci8ted them while they WEREN'T making horri8le decisions!! In summ8tion, thank you for the concern, 8ut this post was a 8ad idea all around and I have grown and changed as a person.
Noooooooo. No. No. I'm fine. It's all fine. Who needs "8est gillfronds" anyway? Not this Serket.
Porrim! Hi. Hello. No, I'm not doing that. I'm a8solutely NOT going to do that. No no no. I don't need anyone actually. That's how fantastic I'm doing.
I immedi8tely feel immense shame upon posting this. How do I delete it........
uuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1'm sooooooooooooo fr34k1ng booorrr333dddd wh4t th3 h3ll!!! >8/
vV Hehe! I love it when their faces beam up after eating a grubcookie! Vv
What's up, baby (Uh)
so i got a rde back form #eridanweek with te hep of troll obama but i drnak 3 shots atfer not drinkin for yaers ooof *ride *the *help *drank *after #substance
alwvays does baby
feeling lonely, huh? i could alwvays come keep you company ;)