READING ONTO THE RECORD! as we all know the four aspects of negligence are duty, breach, causation, and damages. which is easy to remember because of the mnemonic "don't be a cunt, daniel". and i just want it to be known, to be stated for the record, that most breaches of duty are actually like fine and the jury doesn't need to care and a lot of the time damages are boring. and really i also think causation is hard to prove because there are an infinite amount of other timelines so who is to say why anything happens. so anyways as someone currently defending a country club against a negligence charge and hasn't had to sue for negligence in like half a sweep at least i think maybe negligence doesn't actually exist and isn't real and no one can ever be held liable for it unless i get hired to make it happen in which case if you're interested my business card is in pinned #law