PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! what i'm looking for in a matesprit is someone who shares my passion for spreadsheets. and in a moirail someone who shares my passion for email. and in a kismesis someone who shares my passion for gambling. and in an auspistice someone who shares my passion for google calendar
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! holy shit you're living the dream
W.o°rking .o°n that shared G.o°regle D.o°c t.o°gether was the m.o°st intense experience .o°f my life
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! listen either you get a rush out of writing "let's circle back on this" and "(see the attached PDF)" and "i've CC'd HR on this" or you don't
w+at are your t+oug+ts on t+e satisfaction of "per my previous email" as a subtle jab at t+eir inability to read
RE: OH MY GOD! a shared goregle doc. my god. i'm... so happy for you.... god damn it some people get all the luck
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes exactly yes lmao i even say that shit in court when opposing counsel is being stupid (frequently)
a personal favorite is to say "i understand your concern" before immediately explaining w+y t+at "concern" is incredibly stupid
Been a while but it was a f.o°rmative experience f.o°r sure I h.o°pe she is well still