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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! what i'm looking for in a matesprit is someone who shares my passion for spreadsheets. and in a moirail someone who shares my passion for email. and in a kismesis someone who shares my passion for gambling. and in an auspistice someone who shares my passion for google calendar

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could you elaborate w+at does a passion for email look like

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CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! holy shit you're living the dream

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CONFER WITH OPPOSING COUNSEL! aletha you have no idea.

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W.o°rking .o°n that shared G.o°regle D.o°c t.o°gether was the m.o°st intense experience .o°f my life

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CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! listen either you get a rush out of writing "let's circle back on this" and "(see the attached PDF)" and "i've CC'd HR on this" or you don't

w+at are your t+oug+ts on t+e satisfaction of "per my previous email" as a subtle jab at t+eir inability to read

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RE: OH MY GOD! a shared goregle doc. my god. i'm... so happy for you.... god damn it some people get all the luck

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DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes exactly yes lmao i even say that shit in court when opposing counsel is being stupid (frequently)

a personal favorite is to say "i understand your concern" before immediately explaining w+y t+at "concern" is incredibly stupid

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Been a while but it was a f.o°rmative experience f.o°r sure I h.o°pe she is well still

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