
beau hates me
testimony: LOL ᴹB) tell him my business card is in @glitteringAcuity's pinned 🤙

OBJECTION! FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT A LEGISLACERATOR ANYMORE YOU'RE A CORPSE

😭😭😭 yall are sadists the lot a you

coming to my rescue noble knight? 🥺🥹

DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! sure what the hell. if YOU need a divorce lawyer, i know a guy

i DON'T need a divorce lawyer i thought you were defendin me from your bones currently uh see testimony above BULLYING me

POINT OF ORDER! i can get you a fantastic settlement for very reasonable rates 😭

DISCLAIMER! but sure uh no one's gotta hate you. unless you're in a pitch relationship & that's the point of it

i'm suin your ghost for emotional damage. and homewrecking. and for beau tellin me right now i'm bein silly. catastrophy all of it.

ok yay <3
