MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6d05f15ddf0.png if i did a proper ode to the sense-experience of being in a courtblock it would be much too long for sonnet format. but i hope this conveys the tone i was looking for...
/| Absolutely Gorgeous Writing As Usual Trycks |\
[HONK], THIS STUFF MOVES A GUY. I ♥ YOUR WRITING SO MUCH. My Favorite Aspect has to be the pervasive IMAGE you create with all your pieces. Even though I'm Not A Legislacerator, the way you tell the tale of being one while bringing a lesson for us (Readers) to take. I will never tire from admiring your Work. This is so Charmingly Trycks. (POSITIVE!)
READING ONTO THE RECORD! everyone is kind of a legislacerator. #truthnuke (SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! thank you!! i think playing with words is fun as hell & just Describing Stuff Fancily has been a hell of an exercise in that)