@glitteringAcuity — #law
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! tonight i am putting together a lawsuit against His Honorable Tyranny, my district's head judge. ideally this case will be overseen by like a different judge but i can make it happen regardless. the charge is for workplace mistreatment because courtblock recess is always too short (to play #tmtg. so uh i guess if any other legislacerators, any bailiffs, any justiceradicators, sterrornographers, etc other court employees would like to contribute testimony or be called as witnesses please reply to this post or send me a DM #law
FWD: SOME SHIT OPPOSING COUNSEL JUST SAID! "your highblood i don't know what objection to make about this but can filigree please stop throwing rocks at stars witness while i am cross examining him" okay first of all bitch you mean point of order regarding decorum second of all thank you for using my neopronouns most people dont and THIRD of all shut the fuck up but fourth of all yes your highblood im done throwing rocks my client got the point by now we're good dont call the bailiff on me ive killed too many bailiffs already #law #relatable
POINT OF ORDER! new drinking game take a shot every time you hear "hearsay is an out of court statement being used for the truth of the matter asserted" #law
POINT OF ORDER! yes your highblood i am the legislacerator that filed to sue a grub but i'm not seeing how that's relevant to *today's* trial. why do you ask #law #justiceforcrotalsass
SIDEBAR! your highblood can opposing counsel please clarify if they ever actually passed the fucking bar because i doubt it #law
OBJECTION! your highblood opposing counsel failed to properly establish the prongs of 702, they have laid no alternate foundation as to their witness' expertise, therefore their witness is not qualified to say jack shit about my client's hat and whether or not it is actually ugly as hell and i want that OFF the record #law
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty! consult with Hallowen & Co. law offices today #law #ad
READING ONTO THE RECORD! all my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success #business #law
SIDEBAR! the only downside to being moots with other legislacerators on here is that by the power of networking in a fairly small field there's a very high chance someone will eventually recognize me vagueposting about them because i love chitting when opposing counsel is being stupid. well if they want to sue me over it they're welcome to fucking try #law