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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! tonight i am putting together a lawsuit against His Honorable Tyranny, my district's head judge. ideally this case will be overseen by like a different judge but i can make it happen regardless. the charge is for workplace mistreatment because courtblock recess is always too short (to play #tmtg. so uh i guess if any other legislacerators, any bailiffs, any justiceradicators, sterrornographers, etc other court employees would like to contribute testimony or be called as witnesses please reply to this post or send me a DM #law

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don't know shit from fuck about law but i got notes on big clown

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POINT OF ORDER! honestly even if i do it will be incredibly cathartic to at least attempt to use my axe on the judge

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DIRECT EXAMINATION! yeah? anything helps

you are going() to die();

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POINT OF ORDER! everyone dies eventually

D:on't let them :Counterspell your lawsuit!

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CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i'll play my Hexing Squelcher first!

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well one time he came to uhhhhh my old sect and well shit got messy as usual yknow but get this i think i saw the mf backwash in the faygo keg? fucked. that's gotta be something

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CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i will keep it in mind ty

clowns do Not want to hear this. barkbeastma runs way fuckin deₑᵉp its fucked the whole message and energy of the clurch is backwards anymore the only thing that's rly consistent is the murdering bitches goₒᵒd luck btw ur definitely getting eaten for this i know a possession pit if u neₑᵉd to lay low after dropping the law bomb or whatevrr

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