Colven Merkur
@gloomboundAscendant
job do-er. king of beetles.
{[ I CAN NOW SAFELY SAY WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY. THAT THE VOIDROT CURE THAT ME AND MY MOIRAIL @gloom6oundAscendant HAVE DEVELOPED. WORKS FLAWLESSLY, WITH NO NE6ATIVE SIDE EFFECTS!!! ]}√ {[ HE SAYS THERE SHOULD BE A PRICE BUT HONESTLY I DON'T 6IVE A SHIT ABOUT MONEY SO I'LL JUST SAY... THE RE6ULAR CURE INJECTION WILL BE 2 CAE6ARS AND THE ONE THAT RE6ROWS YOUR EYES WILL BE 5 CAE6ARS. THAT SEEMS REASONABLE. ]}√ {[ INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE ATTACHED FOR HOW TO CORRECTLY INJECT THE CURE UPON SUCCESSFUL DELIVERY. ]}√ [ Attached to the post is a link to a website where cures can be purchased for delivery or scheduled for in-person application by Ashven herself. Despite the odds, should anyone purchase either strain of the cure from the site, they will find that it works flawlessly. ]
|]=====> are you fucking 16IDDING ME 4SHVEN???? ONL24 2 C4EG412S WH4T 412E 24OU INS4NE???????? <=====[|
{[ OH SHUT UP WE LITERALLY DON'T EVEN NEED MONEY. ]}√
...come to think of it..are there truly zombies?....
that doesnt tell me wwho you are
|]=====> dead trolls who do not stay dead. living corpses. they walk in the burning sun, partly rotting. slow and stupid but theyre annoying because most hit clients will still count them as the target being alive. <=====[|
...how disturbing. can..any corpse come alive like that?....
|]=====> not any corpse. its a fairly common genetic mutation, though. about 31.4% of trolls become shadow droppers. more likely to be lower-caste, but ive seen a few highblood ones too. <=====[|
Hello Dearies would Any Of You Godly Types Like To Volunteer Yourselves As A Test Subject For Light Experimentation In The Name Of Science? We’ll Give You Five Hundred Caeger And A Sandwich Of Your Choice #cw-medical-experimentation
|]=====> ...what a coincidence. my moirail and i offer more-or-less the same compensation. mildly curious as to what your experimentation involves. <=====[|
Oh Just Standing Still On The Spot And Telling Us How You Feel Before And After We Flash A Certain Light At You Is All
{[ WOW SEEIN6 HIM 6ET INTO AN AR6UMENT BORDERIN6 ON PITCH FLIRTIN6 WITH AN IMPERIAL CUCK SURE IS SOMETHIN6. THOU6HT HE HAD HI6HER STANDARDS ]}√ {[ ∴‿∴ ]}√
|]=====> that reminder bot is definitely on a rebel ship or something, right? <=====[|
haha,.oh.goodness.you.types,.always.so.ready.to.gnash.and.bite
|]=====> the only reason i havent torn down the empire is because my moirail does not want to end the world. <=====[|
ooooh.very.scary,.im.quivering.in.my.boots you.should.try.reciting.that.in.the.mirror.after.you.finish.your.high.schoolfeeding.classes
|]=====> witty. im sure the empire doesnt mind you wasting time and resources talking to an ancient god that could snap you in half as though he were a wiggler. <=====[|
hahahaha.oh.you're.a.riot people.who.claim.to.be.gods.here.are.a.dime.a.dozen you'd.be.more.special.if.you.claimed.to.be.a.normal.person.who.enjoys.golf.on.their.sunday.nights
thøugh i will admit. there is sømething very amusing abøut cønsidering øne tø be an "empirical cuck". prøven with evidence.
|]=====> fact: imperial cucks are empirical cucks. <=====[|