♦ pitied by @gloomboundAscendant
hey. buddy. step off.
not the pity shotgun please
MY NAME DOES NOT LIE
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FUCK ME AND MY CHUD LIFE NOT THE PITTY
i’m bing bong
not me. i'm not that guy.
chat, can we pity and mediate that guy?
{[ OH SHUT UP WE LITERALLY DON'T EVEN NEED MONEY. ]}√
...i see. i don't need to worry then....
okay captain asshole
...how disturbing. can..any corpse come alive like that?....
I guess as a maid 0f time im destined t0 d0 what im t0ld
.⋆♱⃓ I n𓆩𓆪d to post more but I k𓆩𓆪p ge𓆩𓆪ing distracted by thinking about men in Aprons
that doesnt tell me wwho you are
Daring today aren't we?
Ɏ they invented beginner's luck to give you a-a-a spike of good feelings before the cra-a-ashing rea-a-aliza-a-ation of being mid a-a-at something sets in Ɏ
...come to think of it..are there truly zombies?....
(≽^-⩊-^≼) < *AC LAYS ACROSS YOUR F33D WAITING FOR PETS AND TREATS*
1M 0U7 0F M50K35
X Nightmares again. x
▲you people all suck by the way, maybe five of you are ok, and that's a big maybe▼
Hello Dearies would Any Of You Godly Types Like To Volunteer Yourselves As A Test Subject For Light Experimentation In The Name Of Science? We’ll Give You Five Hundred Caeger And A Sandwich Of Your Choice #cw-medical-experimentation
> look1ng at the feed 1 th1nk 1 have 1t bad but holy crap 1 could have 1t wor2e #da2hwatch1ng <
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!remindYou REMINDER: THIS IS NOT TRUE STOP SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT REMIND BOT >,<;; !remindYou NO NO NO!!!
-t would be funny. -t would also be desperately sad. The fate of rebel sh-ps -s rather foregone, - would say.
{[ 6ORE6LE MOIRAIL DOES NOT SEND <> EMOTICON BACK ]}√ {[ 6ORE6LE HOW TO TELL IF MOIRAIL DOESN'T LIKE YOU ]}√
{[ OH OK!!! I 6UESS I CAN LET IT SLIDE <> <> <> ]}√ {[ ˶ ∴‿∴ ˶ ]}√
{[ —__— ]}√
{[ SHUT THE FUCK UP ]}√
{[ FUUUCK ]}√
DEL: Respond ==> .tcatnoc ot ohw wonk I won ,sknahT ...
{[ @gloom6oundAscendant ]}√
hey. to you pitying me, do you think this shit is sunshine lollipops and rainbows? uncool mr pitying shotgun.
.) GQsh, I dQn't really check Chittr as much as I used tQ, and then I feel like I've missed, like, a hundred things at Qnce XD ))
i got totally DRENCHED in the rain today. shows over. go home!!!!!! jk, pls be safe and do not crowd around the stage today, i don’t want anyone getting crushed AND wet. :(
{[ REPOSTIN666666 ]}√ {[ 6OT VOIDROT? KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES? WE'LL CURE IT FOR ***FREE*** ]}√ {[ DM ME OR @gloom6oundAscendant TO 6ET THE TRIAL RUN OF OUR VOIDROT CURE!!!!!! ]}√
{[ POSTIN6 THIS A6AIN ]}√ {[ 6OT VOIDROT? KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES? WE'LL CURE IT FOR ***FREE*** ]}√ {[ DM ME OR @gloom6oundAscendant TO 6ET THE TRIAL RUN OF OUR VOIDROT CURE!!!!!! ]}√
{[ SHUT UP IT LOOKS 6OOD ]}√
{[ OKAY! BAM! DONE! ]}√ {[ FEAST YOUR EYES, MORTAL AND NON-MORTALS ALIKE!!!!!! I, ASHVEN VENNIS, 6ODDESS OF VENUS AND QUEEN OF DRA6ONFLIES... ALON6 WITH MY MOIRAIL, COLVEN MERKUR, 6OD OF MERCURY AND KIN6 OF BEETLES (@gloom6oundAscendant), BRIN6 YOU... ]}√ {[ THE VOIDROT CURE PRO6RAM!!!!!! ]}√ {[ DO YOU HAVE VOIDROT? DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES?????? REACH OUT TO EITHER OF US AND WE WILL HELP, FREE OF CHAR6E!!!!!! ]}√ {[ (WE ARE LITERALLY ANCIENT REINCARNATED 6ODS WE DO NOT NEED MONEY) ]}√
w04h
{[ BLUHHHHHH ]}√
c< glad 2 see CHittr dOesNt cHaNge, NO Matter tHe weatHer aNytHiNg HappeN wHile i was gONe? dO i gOtta pOur a driNK Out 4 aNOtHer sOul lOst 2 tHe tiMeliNe? >c
3> Okay. Just dont like. Kill me, or my matesprit. <3
3> House invasions are annoying as shit. <3
woof
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(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Oh nO! I hOpe yOu're alright (◞ ︵ ◟) —— (˘ ³˘)
{[ Hhe is LITERALLLY STANDIN6 6VER MY BODY WATCHI6N ME BLEED OUT ]}√
{[ @gloom6oundAscendant Stopp I6NORIN6 MEEEEEE Jeez yousta66ed6 me with a fccking NAIL the LEAST YOU COULD DO is 6ay attentiont to me. Is this cause I took out your EYE when wewere WI6GLER6?????? Hahahahahaha ]}√
{[ WHAT ]}√
{[ Ii do NOWWWWWW ]}√
B/EEDING OUT TAKESS A SSURPRISSING/Y /ONG TIME FROM MY EXPERIENCE >8/ IVE PATCHED UP SSOME WOUNDSS IN MY PASST THAT I HAD THOUGHT WOU/D SSURE/Y BE FATA/ BUT IM SSTI// A/IVE AND WE// HEHEHE >83
+ it is distressing because it cannot be seen + - it is distressing because there is nothing to be done about it - + but a normal scrape can be disinfected and patched up + - and a normal bruise can be iced - + you cannot really do anything with something that isn't there + - ow -
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+ we have time + - we have time - + thank you for the instruction + - we will do this -
+ thank you colven + - thank you merkur - + we know some nonlethal flowers + - we know where some are - + should we go and get some + - should we go and get some? -
+ should we bring one? + - what should we bring? - + who are you? + - how should we refer to you?
+ we were told to give gifts when going to people's hives or to a party + - meeting at a cafe does not require a gift also, does it? -
{[ I will NEVER get a jo6!!!!!! They are GOVERNMENT LIES to keep trolls COMPLACENT AND HOPELESS AND BORING!!!!!! ]}√
print("it appears i have six hundred more kull then kult") print("that is probably not a sign of anything bad right?")
i guess kickin that guys ass would b pretty fun but like, in a horny way #suggestive
print("i try to but you know") print("the economy or something")
The word of the day is doloriferous, which means bearing grief or pain. Like I do at the sight of some of your chits, readers.
umm do i look emo to u
>+. I RECOMMEND MORE PEOPLE GET MAGIC BOOB GROWING ARTIFACTS .+< #nsfw
i remember. the urge of needing attention comes to me randomly. and it sucks. <;/ #yearning #rubydidnotpostthis
Hi pe0ple 0f Chittr. UMMM. UM uM My n4Me is Di4lik it's nice t0 be here I think!! #firstp0st #ple4sebenicet0Me
၄⋆၃ no thank you im quite alright with my freelanxe xommissions
i’m a high ranking government offi(ial, a(tuall7!
၄⋆၃ ahem mind if a troll gets a little silly question mark puts on my twirly propeller hat and grabs my xomixally sized lolipop #whimsy
Every second I spend above the murky abyssal grip of some terrifying creature many times my size is another I'll begrudgingly fold my arms over my chest with a mournfully lugubrious "hmph" accompanying my every subtle movement, adjusting, or veering to a different direction. I am allowed to be pouty if I so choose.
flirting advi(e for people who need it - tell her her puss7’s the bee’s knees
h4ppy bEc4usE i g0t F00d. im 4 simplE crE4turE
>>| congratulations. you're now .a joke from now .on.
i think we shoulld have more manhunts on the website actually. Make things interesting for me
>>| .i .already have .a job, much prettier than yours.
-^The boy who cried wolf except it's the troll who cried kidnap. Seems everyone gets kidnapped these nights.^-
the *ord “kidnap” gets thro*n around a lot these nights
Ugh.. Just some stupid shit, you'll see the pattern here.
ill ha-e to get her a ne* palmhusk. the last thing i need is this bitch bothering more than she already does
and who else is using m7 fu(king (hittr a((ount, wh7 is there another me
Sorry I got mad about the Duskie stuff, I'm just tired of shit happening all the time I guess.
if i had a job id have no time for cosplay and for hollow knight silk song
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωr ♱ⴵ-∊Ɨr Ⱥlr-∊Ⱥdy fƗnȺn☪︎ƗȺlly Σ-∊♱ Ⱥnd dΩn'♱ n-∊-∊d -∊mplΩym-∊n♱ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
dont need one
⧃ Tonight will be another long night at the office. Trying to keep up with the garden may be a chose at this right... the logical thing to do would be to hire someone to tend to it in my place, but that would take all of the purpose out of it.