Colven Merkur
@gloomboundAscendant
job do-er. king of beetles.
|]=====> i am so fucking tired. you get two successful cures for voidrot and suddenly the shit spreads like wildfire. i havent had a fucking break. it doesnt help that she insists on practically giving them away. <=====[|
|]=====> ....what are you all, 6 sweep olds? its alien genitalia, get over it. <=====[|
|]=====> I DID NOT FUC16ING W12ITE TH4T. FUC16 THE EMPI12E. I FUC16ING DESPISE IT WITH EVE1224 FI8E12 OF M24 8EING. <=====[|
{[ MY NAME'S COLVEN AND I LOOOOOOVE KISSIN6 UP TO THE EMPIRE I'M SO 6AY FOR THE EMPRESS OOOH I WANT HER TO 6RAB ME ABgdhshdhdydydydgdgdhdhfjjfhfbenrbsuta6yee65e5tteejjsshh ]}√ // #not-ooc-just-marked-that-to-unquirk //
▲you people all suck by the way, maybe five of you are ok, and that's a big maybe▼
:(
▼fine, maybe six▲
:)
|]=====> i probably should take a more up-to-date photo of myself. but also i dont care. <=====[|
|]=====> that reminder bot is definitely on a rebel ship or something, right? <=====[|
|]=====> the only reason i havent torn down the empire is because my moirail does not want to end the world. <=====[|
<action; statement input; statement: p|ease do not specu|ate |ike that. input; statement: you can get he|ms in serious troub|e on inaccurate charges. />
ooooh.very.scary,.im.quivering.in.my.boots you.should.try.reciting.that.in.the.mirror.after.you.finish.your.high.schoolfeeding.classes
|]=====> witty. im sure the empire doesnt mind you wasting time and resources talking to an ancient god that could snap you in half as though he were a wiggler. <=====[|
hahahaha.oh.you're.a.riot people.who.claim.to.be.gods.here.are.a.dime.a.dozen you'd.be.more.special.if.you.claimed.to.be.a.normal.person.who.enjoys.golf.on.their.sunday.nights
|]=====> for the record if you want your voidrot cured, talk to me instead of ashven. shes an idiot who wont keep you informed. <=====[| |]=====> here are the facts about our cure: its experimental, and works by killing the cells that produce the chemical that causes voidrot, and regrowing brand new cells in their place. there is a separate strain of cure for regrowing of lost eyes, which is less experimental because we know for a fact the eye-regrowing works (she tore out her own eye and used it on herself like a moron). <=====[| |]=====> we dont know any potential negative side effects of the cure, or if it would only be temporary. if you want to contribute to medical advancement, have your lost eyes regrown, and be compensated by 500 caegars, dm me. <=====[|
{[ —__— ]}√
|]=====> dont give me that look. unlike you i actually managed to be contacted by someone willing to contribute. <=====[|
{[ OH OK!!! I 6UESS I CAN LET IT SLIDE <> <> <> ]}√ {[ ˶ ∴‿∴ ˶ ]}√
|]=====> goregle how to deal with idiot moirail. <=====[|
{[ SHUT THE FUCK UP ]}√
|]=====> maybe i should take a photo of this new body i have after ascending. can certainly say i prefer it to the troll body. no need to be hemo-anon when you look like this. #body-horror? #to-some-people-i-suppose. <=====[|
{[ REPOSTIN666666 ]}√ {[ 6OT VOIDROT? KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES? WE'LL CURE IT FOR ***FREE*** ]}√ {[ DM ME OR @gloom6oundAscendant TO 6ET THE TRIAL RUN OF OUR VOIDROT CURE!!!!!! ]}√
|]=====> FUC16 24OU???? 24OU 16ILLED ME L4ST TIME <=====[|
{[ AND ***YOU*** KILLED ******ME****** THE 2 TIMES BEFORE THAT, SO WE'D BE FUCKIN6 ***EVEN*** IF I KILLED YOU A6AIN, WHICH I'M ***NOT 6OIN6 TO*** BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE FUCKIN6 WORLD TO BE REMADE YET!!!!!! ]}√
|]=====> WH4TEVE12 24OU FUC16ING 8ITCH 323232 SNO12E SNO12E 244WN <=====[|
{[ WHATEVER!!!!!! DRA6ONFLIES ARE BETTER THAN STUPID BEETLES ANYWAY ]}√
{[ NO. ]}√
{[ NO!!! ]}√
|]=====> T416E IT FUC16ING 84C16 24OU LUN4TIC 8ITCH <=====[|
{[ NO!!!!!! 6O EAT A BUL6E, BEETLEBOY!!!!!! ]}√
{[ OKAY! BAM! DONE! ]}√ {[ FEAST YOUR EYES, MORTAL AND NON-MORTALS ALIKE!!!!!! I, ASHVEN VENNIS, 6ODDESS OF VENUS AND QUEEN OF DRA6ONFLIES... ALON6 WITH MY MOIRAIL, COLVEN MERKUR, 6OD OF MERCURY AND KIN6 OF BEETLES (@gloom6oundAscendant), BRIN6 YOU... ]}√ {[ THE VOIDROT CURE PRO6RAM!!!!!! ]}√ {[ DO YOU HAVE VOIDROT? DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES?????? REACH OUT TO EITHER OF US AND WE WILL HELP, FREE OF CHAR6E!!!!!! ]}√ {[ (WE ARE LITERALLY ANCIENT REINCARNATED 6ODS WE DO NOT NEED MONEY) ]}√
|]=====> *this* is what you were working on? what are you, 4 sweeps old???? <=====[|
{[ SHUT UP IT LOOKS 6OOD ]}√
|]=====> alright you can all fucking die of voidrot then i dont care. i was only doing this for her stupid kismesis anyway. <=====[|
|]=====> going to post this again. are there any trolls here with voidrot who would like to volunteer to have it cured? my.... ugh. moirail and i have been working on a cure and believe we may have something of substance. in the event it does not cure your voidrot you will be compensated with 100 caegars. we cannot guarantee if this will be worth potential negative side effects. <=====[|
|]=====> no volunteer test subjects for the voidrot cure. alright. live with your fucking suffering. im doing this instead of what i normally would be, which is ending the fucking world by fighting the dragonfly queen to the death, by the way. <=====[|
|]=====> this one might actually work. anyone with voidrot want to be cured? need volunteers. <=====[|
|]=====> oh, hm. this one actually has a chemical composition that makes sense for this kind of thing. <=====[|
|]=====> #vagueposting i suppose. <=====[|
|]=====> hm yes im sure mashing a bunch of dead insects into other stuff with our powers will definitely create a cure for voidrot. this girl is an idiot. <=====[|
|]=====> you would think crushing a bunch of dead dragonflies and beetles together would not be able to make something entirely of different chemical composition. <=====[|
|]=====> hold on, she's bugging me about some troll with voidrot or something. end of the world is on hold for now. <=====[|