✿ wazzup my #glurplings my #glurps how r we tonite
✿ oh zamnnnn wat he do he seemed okay aside from tellin me to go to my dang room
✿ did he post booty butt i have a feelin he posted booty butt on da profresh account
→I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T AN♈︎T♈︎ME SOON. M♈︎ CO-WORKER HURSUS (FROM THE MARKET♈︎NG TEAM) D♈︎D POST A SCANDALOUS PHOTO OF H♈︎M AND MR. KELDAM TOGETHER. I'D RATHER NOT GET ♈︎NTO SPEC♈︎F♈︎CS, I'M SUSP♈︎C♈︎OUS THE♈︎ M♈︎GHT BE HAV♈︎NG A RELAT♈︎ONSH♈︎P OUTS♈︎DE AND ♈︎NS♈︎DE OF THE WORKPLACE AND HAVEN'T NOT♈︎F♈︎ED HR ABOUT ♈︎T.
✿ oh wow dis is juicy so whos hr and why do they have to know is he cheatin 🍿
→HR ♈︎S THE TROLL RESOURCES TEAM. IT'S COMPR♈︎SED OF 6 PEOPLE AND THE♈︎R JOB ♈︎S TO OVERSEER THAT EVER♈︎TH♈︎NG ♈︎N THE COMPAN♈︎ DOESN'T V♈︎OLATE AN♈︎ RULES SET B♈︎ THE H♈︎GHER UPS. IF THE♈︎ ARE ♈︎N A RELAT♈︎ONSH♈︎P FULL D♈︎SCLOSURE TO HR ♈︎S NECESSAR♈︎ TO AVO♈︎D CONFL♈︎CT.
✿ dat sounds dumb they should keep everything secret foreva
→M♈︎ PERSONAL OP♈︎N♈︎ON ♈︎S THAT THE♈︎ SHOULD NOT♈︎F♈︎ HR TO AVO♈︎D AN♈︎ C♈︎TAT♈︎ONS FROM THEM. ALTHOUGH EVER♈︎ONE ♈︎S GO♈︎NG TO BE ON HURSUS ASS ABOUT TALK♈︎NG TO R♈︎TCH♈︎ ♈︎NTO G♈︎V♈︎NG THEM ALL A RA♈︎SE (ME ♈︎NCLUDED). WHAT I KNOW THE♈︎ SHOULD KEEP A SECRET ♈︎S THE♈︎R SEX L♈︎FE SO LOOK ♈︎NTO THAT ALL ♈︎OU WANT, I'M SURE R♈︎TCH♈︎ DOCUMENTS H♈︎S SEAFARES.