Got mugged last night. Well,,, almost mugged. The guy opened my wallet, shook his head, and threw it back at me saying "gah forget it."
@canidAnarchism uhm,,, this seems like it's more your expertise,,,
uMM,,, i GUESS, i'M NOT YOUR tAVROS, rEALLY, sO, i GUESS AUNT OR, cOOL AUNT, iS MORE ACCURATE THAN, lUSUS OR, tHE HUMAN EQU1VALENT TERMS, jUST,,, wOW, i AM GETTING, a LITTLE EMOTIONAL, hERE,
first off. mutt is a derogatory term used for those deemed less 'pure' than others in terms of breeding and pedigree. second off. i'm also a frickin dog (part dog to be specific) and get the term used on me like cuckoo stupid bananas. so think about other perspectives for once. third off i'd like to see you fuckin' try.
Well i'm the only,, uhm,,, tavros i've ever had really so,,, it's kind of nice to have one, that isn't me. I'm,,, oh gosh and now you've got me going,,,
I,, what? Uhm,,,,,,,,, hohoho okay,,, uh,,, bounce bounce am i right? Sorry,, i don't remember what i was like as a baby,,,,,,
yAY! #bOUNCINGoNiT AND, bY IT i OF COURSE MEAN, tHE FAMOUS ONE TROLL, tRAMPOLINE,
Of course, of course everyone knows the one troll trampoline! Uh,,, what is that?
tHE TRAMPOLINE, tHAT IS ONLY BIG ENOUGH, fOR ONE TROLL, tO BOUNCE UPON, bOUNCE BOUNCE,
Ohhhhh! I understand now,,, it's simply a good time! Tavvy want boing boing hohoho!


