For as many of my pals as there are afoot i have yet to see the most supportive and kindly of them all! If only dear erisolsprite were to turn up here i just know hed be giving me a proper talking to and all sorts of wisdoms and advice of which i would take promptly and to heart. He was such a good listener not a day goes by that i dont remember the great times we had like when he flipped me the bird and floated away or like when he raised his other middle finger and did the exact same thing a second time but in the opposite direction.
Wait...
Stepping away from the heat of it...
Admonishing me in a sort of silly and goofy way you cant possibly really mean...
Oh erisol!! It really is you!!!
oh gods ivve shot myself in the fuckin foot havvent i im only half of that idiot ok dont go off gettin your goddamn panties all up in an excited twwist just yet
Pert to near but not plum is all i need! Boy howdy here i was thinking i was down on my luck but youve come into the room and lit the whole juke joint up purely by being you. You cant possibly see this mister erisol but im all grins on my side if the screen and its so good to know i have you stocking my gallery YET again.
call me erisol one more fuckin time an ill twwist your head around a solid 180 degrees ugh shoulda kept my damn mouth shut
Sorry bro egg on my face its erisolsprite right. Im a total dunce. Oof!
at this point im jus gonna assume youre illiterate its ERIDAN or if youre feelin real fuckin cheeky its ERI ok im not part of the SPRITE NONESENSE any fuckin more so lets wwash that out noww and be done wwith it
Yes bro of course eridan. Durr! Oh joyous day to reunite with one of my closest and greatest amigos ever.