There is no chair youre all being uber crass and hellaciously uncouth about my interpersonal going ons. Might i remind those sitting in the boxes that i am heavily allergic so the peanut gallery should pipe down! Lest i get all prone to a strangle fit you know.
yEAH! tHE ONLY CHAIR, yOU'D EVER STAND ON IS THE ONE, yOU'D USE WHEN IT'S TIME TO FINALLY, gO FOR THE TOP ROPE, lIKE EVERYONE EXPECTED BUT, wERE HOPING WOULDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE, tHEY'RE AFRAID OF THE CONSEQUENCES, aND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW THAT YOU'RE UP THERE, aND WHY THEY DIDN'T DO MORE, tO PREVENT THIS, hANGING FROM THE RAFTERS, rEADY TO DROP YOUR DEAD WEIGHT ONTO ANYONE WHO MIGHT TRY, tO GET YOU DOWN! #CW-SELF-HARM
Tavvy my good gal you have an awesome way with words but i cant help but feel like all this talk of ropes and chairs has me feeling less like the host of a hoot and hollar and more like a man shambling to the gallows. Can you say something silly please to cheer me up? :(
i THINK YOU MAY NEED SOME, cALIBRATION GOOD BUDDY IF THAT'S WHERE IT SENDS YOU, uMM,,, oH OH, oKAY, i'VE GOT IT, wHY DO COWS, lOVE TO HANG OUT WITH, yOU SPECIFICALLY, aND i MEAN, aLSO OTHER COWS, aND, fARM ANIMALS BUT, sPECIFICALLY THIS IS TO DO WITH WHY THEY LIKE YOU AND, oNE OF YOUR HOBBIES, wHAT'S THE COW'S OR COWS' FAVORITE THING TO DO WITH YOU, wHICH IS WHY THEY LIKE HANGING, wITH YOU?
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bECAUSE THEY LIKE TO GO, tO THE,,,,,,,,,, mOOOOOOOOVIES, wITH YOU! bECAUSE YOU LIKE, mOVIES AND THAT'S THE SOUND, mOOBEASTS, mAKE,
Youre such a riot!! That was such a knee slapper i FORGOT about what i was even upset about. Phew! Tear to my one little eye that was a gooddun.
yIPPEE!
wHAT ABOUT,,, yOUR BIG EYE,
You and my eyes tav you always love to gaze into them and hear about them. Such a stand up lady.