:33 < A new confession! Let's cut right to the chase, shall we? A popping fan says - Ms. Leijon! I have infos for mew! (Good cat pun!) I saw famous TV personality Jake English holding hands with some nobody from a wrestling tv program by the name of Dirk Strider! They were going to an Olive Garden, and I think Mr. English was wearing something to make his already deliciously plump behind even bigger? Wow, what a good confession, folks! I dont know either of these two, but they sure do sound famous! What do you all think about this one? Is Dirk out of his league, or is Jake right where he wants to be? Leave your thoughts below!
OH GOOD GRAVY.
>([i #ear t#ese dudes are gonna be wrestling at #eridanweek]
The mamas and the papas couldnt pry these jonesing eyes away from me and now i have all this hubbub following me HERE.
IT WAS JUST A BRO MEET UP BETWEEN MUTUALISTIC PALS.
:33 < Are you suuuuure? A butt lift is nothing to scoff at, Mr. English! Perhaps you'd like to make an official statement for the column?
My official statement is that ive always gone au naturale when shooting the shit with my pal i dont understand the hang ups here!