
I need to spiffy up. Imagine if you would a curly ended stache a tailcoat and a top hat. A real old fashioned gentleman id be and dapper to boot!

Don't forget the monocle! Of course, that leaves you with one batty eye. :B

Im concerned about the optics of being called someones pops on a post about a dope tailcoat and stache.

One needs not to see straight when hes got a screwball aimed precisely at how epic he looks!

That seems like some kind of implication or perhaps an invitation!

Then we proceed in full fanciful regalia!!!
D --> Do not be D --> Aurthour was the most magnificent of butlers, with a fab001ous mustache and huge muscles D --> He didn't wear a tail coat because it wouldn't fit his other half but he would have 100ked good in one I think

Why was your dad your butler that seems a little screwy.

Err. Yikers.
D --> What D --> He is of a butler genus it is just fact D --> He is, of course, the most fantastic butler of all of his kind D --> With skills that are unrivaled by any other D --> You should not besmirch his work
