Not to seem antiquated but terms like fartmaxx and shitmog becoming part of colloquial lingo truly harkens the downfall of our linquistic integrity.
Alexa play opening a can of whoopass on haughty b-list directors by me bass-boosted.

i dont think they make b list creative directors maybe they do though i wouldnt know
Funny! I couldve *sworn* it was your name i saw on the imdb rating.

i mean it probably was do you have any fucking idea how many god forsaken dave goddamn motherfucking striders there are mucking about like an unholy number of us zillions even whatever made up numbers that one capitalism game uses once you unlock mars and shit not even just accounting for alternate universes on the whole weve gotta count timelines within those too not all of us can be sexy hot and talented dog some of us are making misses
You do have a point. Thus far my count of sexy hot AND talented daves ive seen on this site remains firmly planted at 0. So i suppose the opening is still available if you were looking for something to whittle away the hours hehe.

not gonna lie dog that was a sick burn you just gave

that said you have to know the babes on this site are all over the stache man i dont even have to try
I must confess ive got myself a real case of the green eyed monster for that caterpillar of yours. Ive been trying to coax a proper beard out of this face since i was a gangly seventeen year old whippersnapper and the best ive ever managed looks like a patch of scraggly weeds that lost a fight with a lawnmower. So call me a babe the way i too am all over it!

see i am literally so sexy hot and talented
I wouldnt go that far but i concede to your superior hair follicles. I think that just about falls under talented.