It is too goddamn hot out here. A guy decided to touch grass once and suddenly he's cursed with an hour of sweating his balls clean off the sack. Living in the Consort Kingdom is fine and all until you realize you're taking a permanent dip into Satan's Sauna, no chargebacks. And maybe that might be less humid.
Wow what an interesting way to string words together! Very creative bravo!
but you wasnt complainin all weekend or when we lit set da beach on hellfire
That's because it's the beach. I dressed for the weather, expecting it to be hot. I ain't anticipating 95F, 80% humid weather on a random Monday. I'm not built like a troll, alright?
SIG)( yeah i know
Do you frequently enjoy taking patronizing potshots at random Dirks.
Oh shoot did that come off patronising? I was just genuinely impressed by you wordsmithy bro. I posilutely felt the cobblers themselves shucked off the sole!
Oh, uh. Right. You're gonna want to keep your seatbelt on next time, bro. We've barely even pulled into my lexical lane and you've already gotten flung into the backseat. And this ride ain't even down a quarter tank yet.
Okey doke but in my defense most conversational vehicles dont hit sixty before the passengers finished fastening the seatbelt. *click* Alright pal consider me strapped in!