Is this karmic retribution? That i must now waddle around pawing protectively over my heinie lest this pooch gets screwed right up the wazoo? Oh god is that where itll come out? Why barak trollbama?! WHY?!!!
I apologize. It’s what the people want.
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jake please i can only laugh so hard
The sanctity of my behind is no laughing matter dave!!! Ive seen the fanfiction!!! I know what they want to do to me...