My back sounds like those crackly cat toys.
Ruh-roh. I think i see a horde of cat people coming your way. Better shake a leg there strider.
I mean. I wouldn't be opposed.
I thought you were more of a pony sorta guy?
If I'm the pony, yeah. Dogs and cats for the other person.
...simultaneously?
Either, both. Two people. One. I'm not picky.
I cant imagine a fella with such niche interests COULD be picky. Im usually more of a dog person myself but i can see the appeal of barn type situation.
Dog is good too. Pony is, however, just better. But do you prefer having the dog or being the dog?
Hmm. Depends entirely on my mood if im honest. More often than not id find myself slipping into what i like to call "puppy mode" which really just amounts to smoking a considerable amount of green and scrolling chittr for hours hunting down unsuspecting gentleman types to pester about their extracurricular activities. #substances #suggestive
Interesting.