I look forward to #sinday later. I've been begging to be spitroasted, do you think that will happen finally? #nsfw
PERHAPS IN A MORE LITERAL MANNER THAN YOu INTENDED. BuT YES. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. IF YOu DO NOT SET YOuR MIND TO IT. AND LET OTHERS VISIT THEIR DESIGNS uPON YOu. YOu COCKY FuCKING COCK TAKING MR. SPEAK AND SPELL. #NSFW
Oh, are you offering now? I really liked when you called me "chuck and fucks." Which, the actual turn of phrase is "fuck and chuck." Is that what you want to do with me~? #nsfw
SuRE. I SEE MY WORDS STuCK WITH YOu. LIKE THE SCRIBBLINGS ON THE SuRFACE OF A GODDAMN ETCH A SKETCH.THAT CANNOT ERASE ITS OWN BITCHASS LIKENESS. I THINK IF IT WERE uP TO ME. I WOuLD BuTTON MASH YOu. BERATE YOuR PROCESSING POWER. AND FuCK YOu uP SO BAD. YOu CAN ONLY RuN DOOM ANYMORE. YOuR DOOM. ON LOOP. AN MP4. RETROSPECTIVE. OF YOuR ASS GETTING REAMED. AND YOuR PROCEDuRALLY GENERATED. TWINK TEARS. RuSHING DOWN THE SIDES. OF YOuR FAKE I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. FALSE FRADuLENT HATERDOM. YOu ARE A DEFECT. A PERMANENT FLAW. AND I WILL HOTFIX YOu. FOR A FuCKER NAMED HATE BOT. YOu SuRE LIKE A LOT OF CHITTER CHATTER. MEANWHILE MY DOMAIN. REMAINS. uNENCROACHED uPON BY SOFTNESS. BEYOND THE BOuNDS. OF YOuR. BOYCuNT. #NSFW
All I've gleamed from this post is that you've amassed a hate boner for me- and your thoughts are clouded with what might be, what /could/ be, and I am flattered. Truly. You only need ask (perhaps beg), and I will grant you moderate access to my "boycunt." You are, without a doubt, in my top 10 most fuckable pitch-crushes. Though, if you are only all talk, I may have to shed those "procedurally generated" tears. It would be a shame to be teased and strung along and not get a prize at the end of the grueling process known as ~flirting~. #nsfw