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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

The "Rice Purity Test?" ... Could you not simply wash your grains of their imperfections prior to cooking? Some of you CLEARLY don't own the Betty Crocker Rinse & Ready Rice Separator. Three easy payments of $19.99. Shipping and handling included to most Kingdoms.

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Personally I'll be putting in an order for three. One for each kitchen!

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Why wouldn't I just buy an oppressionroaster? ]

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It's alright if you can't afford it. You don't need to pretend.

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