↗️THEY ARE HANDING OUT SOME FORM OF FOUL-SMELLING GELATIN AT AN OFFICE MIXER TONIGHT, TO CELEBRATE SOME SORT OF "HIGHLY IMPORTANT CULTURAL OCCASION FOR THE PURPLES THAT MOTTLE OUR CLASS OF UPPER MANGLEMENT".↗️ ↘️mind you, yeaster funday got no such attention, which is monumentally upsetting for me, a beholder of all fashionable accessories of social superiority and what the higher, more physical castes may get up to.↘️ ↗️NEEDLESS TO SAY THOUGH, I WILL NOT BE ENGAGING.↗️ ↘️i will just sort of watch.↘️ ↗️I ENJOY WATCHING.↗️ ↘️#substances.↘️ ↗️I GUESS.↗️
⚇ best start showin' a lil' more respect, lowblood. ⚇ its a good motherfuckin day. ⚇ i ain't need your sweaty corpo ass stinkin' it up. ⚇
↘️i literally just said i would gleefully watch you and your castekin indulge.↘️ ↗️ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF MY PASSIVE GROVELING.↗️
↘️i know.↘️ ↗️:)↗️
⚇ thats the problem right there. ⚇ the passive part. ⚇ you ain't gonna get involved? ⚇ get jiggy wit' us? ⚇ cmon, man. ⚇ have a faygo, bust a move! ⚇
↘️i do not know how to do that.↘️ ↗️I MEAN, I ALSO DO NOT WANT TO ENCROACH ON CULTURAL TERRITORY EITHER.↗️ ↘️but i am forever gracious for your invitation.↘️ ↗️I WOULD POLISH YOUR CURLED SHOES WITH MY OWN TIE WHILE IT IS STILL ATTACHED TO ME IF I MUST.↗️
⚇ firstly. my shoes ain't curled. ⚇ kind of assumptive, huh? ⚇ kind of stereotyping a motherfucker. ⚇ secondly...you sound like you wanna be doin all that regardless. ⚇
↘️i do.↘️ ↗️I AM TREMBLING IN THE FACE OF YOUR REPRIMANDING.↗️ ↘️that was totally uncalled for on my part.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME THESE IMPORTANT AND ALSO VALUABLE LESSONS. I WILL CONTINUE TO CONSUME THEM FROM YOUR OPEN GRASPER LIKE SOME KIND OF SKITTISH HOOFBEAST GRAZING OATS FROM THE FLAT GROPEPLANE OF AN EXPERIENCED HANDLER.↗️ ↘️if you will allow me to continue to indulge in your re-education of course.↘️ ↗️I AM SLAVERING FOR YOU.↗️
⚇ hahahahaaha HOINK ⚇ you one kinky bitch, huh? ⚇ at least you's funny. ⚇ motherfuckers who dont make me laugh get culled ⚇
↗️THANK YOU.↗️