↗️THE AMOUNT OF DEEPLY INTERPERSONAL DRAMA FLAUNTED ACROSS THE FEED RIVALS EVEN THE MOST SORDID GUSHING A LESSER EMPLOYEE MIGHT ENGAGE WITH AT THE HYDRATION COOLER.↗️ ↘️while partaking in their nightly one small, paper cup of water.↘️ ↗️I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER POSTED ANYTHING THAT IS DEEPLY REVEALING.↗️ ↘️or overly emotional.↘️ ↗️I AM LEADING BY EXAMPLE.↗️ ↘️a pristine, untarnished wageslave.↘️
Wait why did you add quivering?
↘️then you are just naturally stupid, and i am rating you low on my newly adapted "cringe gradient".↘️
↗️BECAUSE I AM QUIVERING.↗️
↘️it would, if i believed you are cute. but i do not, so much so that i cannot even dignify this distinct linebreak with an upper arrow.↘️
is it because you are a #pervert ?
no judgement if you are i guess
The Other Way Around, Genius. I Am Patronizing You. #positive
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↗️I AM NOT A PERVERT.↗️