↘️i will continue to write extensive, lengthy reviews of my superiors and their physique.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE DETERRED BY THE LESS THAN STELLAR ATTENTION SPANS OF MY GREATEST DETRACTORS.↗️ ↘️i am submitting myself to levels of devotion never before seen.↘️ ↗️IF THERE IS A PUDDLE ON THE GROUND, I WILL REMOVE MY COAT AND LAY IT DOWN SO THAT THEY CAN WALK OVER IT WITHOUT TARNISHING THEIR STEP PROTECTORS.↗️ ↘️if there is a gap too large for them to safely leap, i will extend my measly height (6.3 steplengths) across it and allow them to trample me as a makeshift bridge.↘️ ↗️I AM FULFILLED.↗️
You're such a gentleman! That is very sweet of you to do and you are super for your kind actions. :)
Crazy you think your superiors incapable of just stepping over a puddle and needing to be coddled by you
↘️they literally enjoy stomping the lower class, idiot.↘️ ↗️THAT IS WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT, SINCE YOU CANNOT INFER MEANING BEYOND A TROLL DOCTOR SUESS BOOK.↗️
↘️thank you.↘️
YOU COULD BE SUBMITTING A LOT HARDER. FOR EXAMPLE. BY THROWING YOUR PATHETIC BODY INTO THE PUDDLE. FACE DOWN. TO BE TRAMPLED UNDER THE BOOTS OF YOUR BETTERS. TORN AGAINST THE ASPHALT. LIGHTLY DROWNED. AND SO ON. #ROOMFORIMPROVEMENT
Brother, we are not going media literacy for media literacy here You will lose 100% of the time
↗️I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.↗️ ↘️i am a fool.↘️ ↗️I AM WRITING THIS DOWN, AND TAKING THESE EFFORTS IN GROVELING WITH OPEN LISTENHOLES.↗️