
↘️when my superiors acknowledge me in public despite my tendency to embarass them↘️ ↗️I AM LEFT SQUIRMING ON MY OFFICE SITPLANE.↗️ ↘️i am too devoted to not humor, too eager of a wageslave to not pay minor mind to.↘️ ↗️A MODEL EMPLOYEE YOU LITERALLY CANNOT IGNORE.↗️ ↘️tirelessly filing your papers.↘️ ↗️CRUNCHING YOUR NUMBERS.↗️ ↘️monitoring your investments.↘️ ↗️STIRRING YOUR SCALDING BROWNSLUDGE WITH MY POINTER PRONG BECAUSE YOU HAVE DEIGNED THAT TASK UPON ME.↗️ ↘️i am reviled by lesser individuals who will not ask how high when their boss demands they jump.↘️ ↗️I AM DISGUSTED BEYOND BELIEF, I SQUEEZE MY NEW, EXTENDING PROWLERPOINT-TOUCHING BATON NEARLY TO THE POINT OF SNAPPING OVER THE NOTION.↗️ ↘️but i remain still, dutifully slicing my bulbvegetable in two.↘️


