↘️i have been admonished for removing my walkpod coverings during my (patent pending) 9-5-9 shift, a concerted effort by my worksquare neighbor to remove me as competition for top finanscare advisor.↘️ ↗️"WROTHE, YOU CANNOT SIT WITH YOUR STEPPRONGS OUT."↗️ ↘️"wrothe, this sort of disciplinary action is going to earn you a diminishing pay, you aren't even worthy of a cheque to cut your name on."↘️ ↗️"WROTHE, WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS BEFORE."↗️ ↘️it is always something.↘️ ↗️WHEN YOU ARE AHEAD, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A SET OF CHATTERING BITERS TO PULL YOU BACK DOWN.↗️ ↘️but the moral of the story is that i will rise above the rest, and i will not be subdued by some particularly poor-bred fellow indigoffice worker.↘️ ↗️I HAVE INVESTED AN UNTOLD AMOUNT OF TIME AND ALSO CAEGAR INTO PERFECTING MY PROFRESHIONAL STEEZE.↗️ ↘️kindly do not step to me.↘️
↗️WHAT.↗️
haha just kidding man, you do you (this means they smell atrocious and you were probably pissing everyone off with your stench)
>([big steppa on t#e beat aint nobody gonna keep u down keep stickin t#em lengt#y prongs straig#t to t#e man]
you had your dogs out at work??? AGAIN??????
↘️you have already shown your hand, degenerate.↘️
↗️THE MARKED SIGN OF A SUPERIOR, TO HERALD THEMSELVES IN UNDERSTANDING OF SUCH A LOWLY UNDERWORKER, SUCH AS MYSELF.↗️ ↘️this is everything to me, in my darkest night.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU, "BIG KAHUNA".↗️
↘️why would you do this.↘️