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What the turnip! ⋆˚✿˖°
"Velvet your kid is dressed like a hobo" I hear you say One, it's play clothes, two, getting her to dress nice is basically impossible she craves looking like I pulled her out of the dirt like a turnip
You know, I've mentioned a few times on here that I have a kid, but now that I have the Vampire Camera (tm), I got my partner to capture something I've been working on with her. Here's my baby I found in a bush, she's like seven. ((Art by @sunflowerGardens))
(i t-think we h-have a g-good chance o-of making i-it a p-perigree this t-time!)
3833 < )(oly doomed yaoi
[BEGIN MESSAGE] |0w ttazk night f0r me. [ACTION:QUERY] h0w iz every0ne tt0night? [END MESSAGE]
(oh g-gosh... okay y-yeah, maybe w-we can g-get the t-teal price...) (just l-lemme charge m-my battery b-before i g-go out, i d-don't w-want to n-need to g-get jumpstarted-)
(stelye a-ate something h-he shouldnt a-again, so i-i guess i-im calling t-the mediculler a-again...)
Does it count as napping if I'm not sleeping, just laying in bed all cozy?
(its a-a very n-nice night) (i e-even put a-an egg i-into my r-ramen dinner, and i-i havent f-found any e-eggshell fragments i-in it y-yet, which i-is really n-nice) (sometimes t-things work o-out)
[THEY BROKE ↑ IN A #OMMENT $E#TION UNDER THE PORN VIDEO OF ONE OF THEM WITH A PLU$HIE ]
you sure did lmao
you said no context
so the king in yellow is here like for real
An Evil Cherub fought a guy and exploded.
slams_table_ i_know_whats_wrong_here_there_aint_no_whimsy
(uhm... ill... ill t-think about i-it, thank y-you for t-the offer, thats r-really kind o-of you)
... L00k, I kn0w a guy wh0 d0esn't care much f0r that shit, all he cares a80ut is h0w c0mpetent y0u are. What're y0ur qualificati0ns? I can try t0 land y0u a j08 with him
May8e like d0n't pay f0r y0ur 80ss' lunch ever??
(uh, ill, see i-if i c-can ask s-someone else s-sorry sorry i-i didnt m-mean to u-uhm, bother y-you sorry...)
its alright we all do it sometimes dw
(oh g-gosh, uhm, yeah j-just in a-a second i-i need t-to delete t-this chit h-how do i-i delete i-it...)
(i u-uhm thought e-everyone woudl l-like to s-see my o-outfit for t-the night) (i h-hope it l-looks good, i c-couldnt really s-see the p-photo)
⧽don⸝⸝'t⸝⸝ worry⸝⸝ ⁞⸝⸝ can⸝⸝ just⸝⸝ k⁞ll⸝⸝ the⸝⸝ bank⸝⸝ trolls⸝⸝
(work w-was nice) (they e-even let m-me eat m-my lunch w-without stealing i-it)
(i k-kind of w-wish they h-had uhm, the o-option for a-alttext on p-photos...) (not t-that im c-complaining!! I w-wouldnt complain a-and make a-anyone feel b-bad it j-just, is n-not fun w-when my t-text reader j-just reads o-out an i-image link a-and i h-have to t-try an i-imagine what i-it looks l-like...)
⧽yeah⸝⸝ ⁞ts⸝⸝ called⸝⸝ collect⁞ng⸝⸝ look⸝⸝ ⁞t⸝⸝ up⸝⸝
(hehe) (i l-like the o-one with t-the really l-long mane)
⧽kk⸝⸝ ⁞ll⸝⸝ post⸝⸝ ꕀy⸝⸝ ꕀlp⸝⸝ collect⁞on⸝⸝ then⸝⸝
⧽so⸝⸝ whats⸝⸝ the⸝⸝ content⸝⸝ consensus⸝⸝ here⸝⸝ what⸝⸝ do⸝⸝ you⸝⸝ people⸝⸝ post⸝⸝
⧽⁞ve⸝⸝ heard⸝⸝ abt⸝⸝ ꕀult⁞ple⸝⸝ k⁞dnapp⁞ngs⸝⸝ nd⸝⸝ stuff⸝⸝
(this i-is nice) (all o-of my f-friends are h-here)
⧽hey⸝⸝ you⸝⸝ you⸝⸝ talked⸝⸝ ꕀe⸝⸝ ⁞n2⸝⸝ th⁞s⸝⸝ ⁞t⸝⸝ better⸝⸝ be⸝⸝ worth⸝⸝ ⁞t⸝⸝
⧽f⁞rst⸝⸝ day⸝⸝ on⸝⸝ ch⁞ttr⸝⸝ saw⸝⸝ ꕀy⸝⸝ f⁞rst⸝⸝ spheres⸝⸝ ok⸝⸝ yeah⸝⸝ cool⸝⸝ #dashwatch⁞ng⸝⸝
( uhm i-if anyones c-curious about w-what it l-looks like o-on the r-rooftop garden ) ( i c-can't r-really see i-it all t-that well, but i-i can h-hear the b-bugs in t-the leaves, and i-i think t-there are b-bees too, i b-bet its r-really pretty)
(uhm, oh s-should i t-take a p-photo) (thats w-what people o-on social m-media do, they t-take photos...)
(its v-very pretty o-out...)
(i s-suppose...) (uhm, would y-you please, pick u-up some g-groceries for m-me actually?) (i h-havent been a-able to g-go to t-the store, they g-got rid o-of my u-usual one a-and, i d-don't w-want to a-accidentally walk i-into incoming t-traffic) (again)
B3 2trong 3nough to b3 g3ntl3
Bºůght thịs nɛw tºªstɛr frºm ª ƴªrd sªlɛ. It ºnlƴ ɛlɛctrºcůtɛd mɛ twịcɛ. Lɛt's hºpɛ ịt's mªkɛs stɛllªr tºªst
6eyond happy to 6e here. 6eyond happy knowin' i Can visit and see and talk to my friends again. that game Can't offer nothin' worth more than that.
°•🪸🐠〰°•
(oh, thats r-really good, im g-glad)
(oh, i j-just, thought i-in case y-you forgot m-me over t-that time...) (are t-they working o-out well?) (i h-hope they a-are)
(uhm h-hi there r-remell) (its n-nice to s-see you) (if y-you still r-remember me) (its o-ok if y-you dont) (i w-woudlnt blame y-you)