Remede Liston
@grimArchivist
Test Subjects wanted.
||| have been asked |f my butchurgeon cl|n|c w|ll perform "bone-bulge enhancement" surger|es. The answer |s, and always w|ll be, No.||
||Th|s was a ruse to trap people |nsecure about the|r bulges. Get rolled, sucker.||
||Prov|de me w|th the left eye of a bronzeblood and exactly 238 gra|ns of saltr|ce and |'ll change my m|nd.||
i s)(arpen my nails against actual grindstone. first i break my nails and t)(en i scratc)( t)(e stone up for a solid 5 )(ours. t)(en i get my manicure on. every time i do t)(at, t)(ey only get )(arder, and s)(arper. like fully studded knives. been doin t)(at for millenia. aint ever unarmed.
||Does that mean | could hypothet|cally make a kn|fe out of your dazzl|ng na|ls?||
||| prom|se | shall craft only the most bl|nd|ngly bedazzled weapon |n your honor.||
# $topped the bleeding! I'm fine now! I'm going to raid Helehn'$ food $torage! $till $ome odd $tuff on the timeline, but whatever happen$ happen$! #
# Maybe! Not right now, ¢leaned it all up already! And be$ide$ that, I'm not $ure if we live on the $ame planet or in the $ame timeline! Al$o, what do you need my blood for, dare I a$k? #
||t|mel|nes, such an |nsufferable concept. As for why | need your blood, |t's mostly cur|os|ty. |'m not exactly sw|mm|ng |n fuchs|a pat|ents.||
# I think I ¢an $pare a little if we end up being on the $ame plane! I'm a pretty generou$ guy! Not too mu¢h blood, though! I need that! #
||Your generos|ty |s apprec|ated! | may not have fuchs|a, but | have plenty of other shades |f you end up need|ng more.||
i wanna purrticipate in #beetleposting!! https://canopytower.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acrocinus-longimanus-1-800x530.jpg
awww look at thiss one!!! so cute >XO #beetleposting #bugposting https://www.cerambyx.uochb.cz/assets/img/taxa/rosalia_alpina_1.jpg
