I dreamed I was a pupa, crawling on the sodden earth; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a god who dreamt of being a pupa, or a pupa dreaming that I'm a god? My mailman couldn't provide a definitive answer. #DefundthePostalService #OpenSchools
-------------------------- cool. bUy my stUff next time WhateVer yoU are.
Please tell me you weren't receiving the mail naked.
Your Mind Is Of Constant And Unrelenting Fascination To Me
How dare you. Slippers are considered articles of clothing.
Thank you, I intend to inspire awe and fear amongst postal workers.
I have no solicitors on my door, please read the signs.
For all intents and purposes, they're footwear. Not specifically clothing.
And I Support Every Single One Of Your Efforts Uncritically