JC
@grimyGumshoe
Detective galore.
If anyone has information to provide on the whereabouts of the Midnight Crew, I would greatly appreciate it. They are a notorious band of troublemakers. Radio silence on their part spells nothing but ruckus. Please meet me at my office: Suite 24B of The Hemera. You'll be compensated as I see fit.
guys don't go here they're going to fucking kill you
This is a baseless and libelous accusation. I would never do such a thing. :/ Participants will be rewarded, emphasis on reward, as I see fit.
yeah i just thought it was funny lmao
Another things that has been bugging me on the last couple of jobs I've taken, I don't know why but i keep getting this odd feeling like somebody has been watching me, don't know who or why maybe it's my long lost evil twin or something, but jokes aside it's been bugging me.
Hey now, if you know something I think it would be really polite to speak up about it, now tell me unless you're just trying to fuck with me here.
I'm not in the business of getting more than I give. All I'll say is that a number of high-profile whackers have disappeared as of late. Let me fetch my papers.
Really now? Seems like this party is getting a little crazy, here you know what let's make a trade, you tell me what I wanna know and I'll tell you what you may wanna know about anything, deal?
Now we're talking. You know where my office is, yes? I'm jammed up and ready to kip for tonight, but do drop by sometime later.
Hmmm alright sounds like a plan, how does tomorrow sound? I should be free from my work given how slow it is.
My secretary did not, in fact, show up. He has been summarily fired. I am in business for a new assistant. Work hours and pay are standard, but open to negotiation based on experience and enthusiasm. Please forward all resumes to my inbox; candidates will be reviewed on a first-come, first-serve basis. ...Preferably someone without odd fixations on the equine, this time?
What does this position entail?
Lots of paperwork. Taking inquiries in my stead, filing and categorizing incoming intel, &c. You may tag along whenever the gig requires a smidge more elbow grease, so some training in strife is ideal. You'd functionally operate as my right hand man and partner in crime, or lackthereof. :B Just to be clear, this position does NOT involve horseplay. I'm looking at you, Strider. Quit snooping through my ads and pick up my cornsarned calls.
The federal minimum wage is 30¢ hourly. I'd negotiate up to a dollar, though, if you play your cards right.
Hmmm, tempting offer but I think I'll stick to my freelance business, besides I get clients that pay 1000 times what you offer and best part? All I gotta do is kill a few things.
You know, it takes some gall to march into a detective's inbox and confess to a crime. Why don't we discuss this over a cuppa?
Oh please, it's not like I go around killing innocent folk, I mostly kill demons and cultists trying to do some fucked shit, besides maybe offer some pizza and I might accept.
It sounds like a very interesting 8uisness opportunity. It is unfortun8te I wont 8e a8le to make the commute, I'd 8e more than interested in doing some secretarial work.
I'll be sure to contact you if a remote opportunity arises. Thank you for the interest, Ms. Serket.