Waiden Miller
@gristTorrenter
#on that GRIND$€T 24/7 "Get mone¥, fuck bitch€z" - Sun Tzu
ho₩ to trick a highblood into pa¥ing off ¥our d€bt$
[how]~[much]~[debt]~[are]~[we]~[talking?]~[i]~[recently]~[won]~[quite]~[a]~[bit]~[from]~[my]~[bet]~[on]~[galyne's]~[ascension]~[fight.]
What th€ fuck i$ prid€month and can i g€t 20 dollar$ out of it
if you're gay the 20 dollars will automatically appear in your bank account. keep checking.
(( redacted this was just awful, the worst post here MAN the rewrite fairy hit this hard))
ngl ₩hat €l$€ did ¥ou €xp€ct?? intro$p€ctiv€ €$$a¥$ on th€ m€aning of lif€???
those little silica packets in DEHYDRATED MEAT PRODUCT are actually temporal anomalies. they slow the passage of time in a small vicinity for any organic matter
Starting to think ¥ou n€v€r got th€ $choolf€€d
Top 10 thing$ ¥ou don't ₩ant to find at ₩ork: Nr 1. Your co₩ork€r$ $€v€r€d h€ad in th€ ₩at€r cool€r #gor€
It$ contaminating th€ ₩at€r, ho₩'$ a gu¥ $uppo$€d to g€t a r€fr€$hing gla$$ of room t€mp ₩at€r no₩?
Shit $uxx, th€¥ ₩anna do an inv€$tigation:/
50 7h47 w473r c00l3r 15 91v1n9 h34d huh? #n5fw˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
IIf iit'2 anythiing liike my old workplace there'2 a fre2h bottle iin the 2upply room, and a replacement cooler, becau2e iit happen2 a lot. What II really would liike two know ii2 how they get the head iin through the tiiny hole at the bottom of the bottle though, iit'2 alway2 been a my2tery two me.
Th€¥ confi$cat€d all ₩at€r bottl€$ aft€r $om€on€ tri€d to poi$on th€ ₩hol€ accounting floor (th€¥'r€ lo$€r$ tbh $o I g€t it)
addiing extra flavor two the water ii2 completely normal. tho2e who can't 2tomach a liittle biit of poii2on have no bu2iine22 pu2hiing paper.
1 TH1NK TH1S COUNTS 4S HOST1L3 3NV1RONM3NT 4ND 4 WORKPL4C3 H4Z4RD.
Th€¥ put a bunch of tap€ around th€ ₩at€r cool€r and told u$ to $ta¥ aft€r our $hift$ for Int€rrogation$ #fml
yup https://i.postimg.cc/kg92M43p/image.png
Who giv€$ a fuck #thi$ i$ ₩h¥ human$ fail€d to coloniz€ $pac€ probabl¥ #dumba$$
my human ritual of riding my strorse into the sunset is very important to me and this is mad offensive
im not even gonna try to unpack the horror this instilled within me keep living your horseless life i dont want any part of this belief system
horses are not scary ok well i mean kinda but come on theyre like ugly cute
Ho₩ard from accounting, count ¥our da¥$. I'm $igning ¥ou up to $ooo man¥ inappropriat€ ₩€b$it€$ right no₩ #g€tfuck€d
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I’m afraid there aren’t a lot of ways, good sir, unless you have something valuable to sell or someone you can sweet-talk into helping you. But perhaps I can still give you some advice. What are your skills?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
G€tting out of $ituation$ and $camming old g€€z€r$ onlin€ (and I'm a pr€tt¥ good $hot but I'd rath€r not cull troll$ rn)
Mo$tl¥ th€ $ort that r€po$t$ lik€ 500 pictur€$ of troll j€gu$ or th€ m€$$iah on grubbook
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh fair enough, they have it coming. Hm. Well, maybe you just need one big, good scam. What kinds do you usually run?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
Imma b€ r€al it'$ mo$tl¥ ju$t m€ tr¥ing to $€€ ho₩ $tupid I can g€t ₩ith it? On€ tim€ I DM€d $om€ old gu¥ $a¥ing I ₩a$ hi$ anc€$tor and h€ ju$t??? B€li€v€d m€??
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh, my good Mr. Miller. Please. We can upgrade your scams. No wonder you're floundering. But I do see potential in you. A thirst to succeed. So aside from the ancestor thing, what other tactics have you tried?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
Oka¥ but ¥ou can not judg€ m€ for thi$ on€. So I'm r€all¥ good at pitching m¥ voic€ up? And I'd ju$t larp a$ a girl in th€$€ $hitt¥ $€rv€r$ inf€$t€d b¥ d€$p€rat€ n€rd$
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Why would I judge you? Honestly, brilliant. I truly feel for all the women I know, having to deal with such things, that you are honestly doing a public service by diverting attention from them. If you get caegers from it, even better! Let them be toppled by their own clumsy lust!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
It ha$ it$ p€rk$ I gu€$$- fall$ und€r th€ radar too Unlik€ a gr¥btco rug pull (although that'$ v€r¥ t€mpting)