Verwil Saagar
@grotesqueConcreterie
[ Men's rights activist - Boy band enthusiast - Alternian - Dersite - Heir of Rage ] #1 on #BeastieBoyschtt #Beatleschtt #MSYMCchtt #1Dchtt #BeachBoyschtt Mem... DM me... Womem? Fucketh off.
Womem talk so much to say so little.
[ >PETULANT IMBECILIC KNAVE I STRIKETH YE DOWN. GIVE ME YOUR LOCATION_ ]
[ >GOOD THING I AM NEITHER MAN NOR WOMAN YE QUIVERING WORM_ ]
And yet always a man spawting these hateful and pawrly perpended remarks on Chittr... It really is a wonder your kind has survived long enough to even be allowed to share your thoughts on this platform. Aren't you suppawsed to be at work? Bringing our great hiber-nation to glory and great fortune? You aren't meant to be on social media, using up precious impawrial resources on your thoughtless endeavors.
[ >CHECKETH YOUR FRONT DOOR #MYSURPRISEPRESENT #NOTABOMB_ ]
I kimdly ask you to remoweth the bomb from "my" fromt door as I hawe humbly giweth awaye mime hiwe to the less fortumate. If you wish to fimd me I reside withim a yellow submarime. #PeaceAmdLowe #GiwimgToTheLessFortumate #MemMakeMowes
[ >CHECK YOUR AIRLOCK_ ]
@turpemtimeAcademia Framkly, I fimdeth it fuckimge disgustimge that youe woulde tracketh dowm my accoumt simply to follow me before amyome elseth. You are a wile womam who is chromically obsessed with me. I do mot reciprocateth your adwamcememte. You are to umfollowe immediately. #Womammomemt
Good evening, Verwil. I find your assumptions *unconscionably* baseless. I did not "track [you] down," so much as your profile appawred on my feed. You should cubsider it a stroke of luck that your despawrate account would even be pawsented before my ganderbulbs. But, I digress. Perhaps I share an interest in the workings of those underpawriveleged in our society. Perhaps I only wish to know the going-ons of my associates. You are not *au courant* on manners of my inner *cogitations.* "Cubsession" is a strong word, Saagar. I would not use it so flippantly if I were you. I am not "cubsessed" with you, I am simply interested in what you have to say on the state of affairs of our great hiber-nation. Can I not follow those who share differing presuppawsitions about our world? I suppawsed not in this pawlice state we live in where nobody is allowed to express free speech. In short, no I will not be unfollowing you. No, I am not attempting to "pawrsue" you in any manner or sense of the word. I am simply *dilating* my horizons on such an app. Do you take issue with this? I would hope not.
You hawe writtem am essay you are so offemded. #Commom #OwerEmotiomalWomam
"Essay" is *munificent.* I wouldn't write an essay for you, Verwil. My time is precious to me, and clearly you do not understand that. No, this is no essay, simply a thorough and prudent response to your *solipsistic* claims. Have you no shame? And, for your sake, I will ignore the claws-minded remark about my *receptivities.* You know it is untrue, anyhow. Us women run the important clawffices in society due to our exceptional prowless in such manners. It is why I am pawrsuing such a role after all. You seem small-minded though. I believe it may be a fool's errand to try and reason with you.
You are comtimuimg to write am essay spliced by my commemtary. You wom't ewem ackmowledge this. You're goimg to semd more essay im rebuttal.
You haven't the slightest clue what an essay actually is, have you? I can show you essay, but I fear it would go over your thinkpan. That, I suppawse, is part of why you "mem" as you like to say, will never truly rule this world. You haven't even got a rebuttal of your own that isn't "You're writing an essay!" (Which I verifiably am not doing.) You *lambaste* me for not acknowledging your cubmentary, but your cubmentary is dull, and *fallacious,* or shall I say "phallacious?" I presume you would get a kick out of that, knowing your wigglerish mind. You are not developed enough in the thinkpan to be able to keep up with me in matters of *perspicacity.* If you want to really see an essay, I have plenty of those on my Grubstack, which I have helpfully linked in my chittr biography. Good day to you, Saagar.
YOUETH ARETH STILLE. WRITIMG. THE. ESSAY. YOU HAWETH WRITTEM MORE ESSAY. PRESTI. YOUR ESSAY.
It appears you did not even read my message that I carefully paw-crafted for your *naïf* sensibilities. It truly is a shame the way this empire does not leave suitable respawnsibilities for its least fortunate civilians. Perhaps if you had a meaningful job suited to your *puissances,* you would not be so pent up and enraged. Instead, you find yourself armed with a keyboard and a mouse, taking up a battle of wit against one who you might find, in all humility, vastly outclasses you. It is not your fault, of course, that the humble pre-law student with a 3.75 GPA would outclass you, for it is not her fault neither that the violet blooded imbecile on the other end of this correspawndence would have such a lackluster expertise (or lack thereof) in matters of rhetoric. You would do good, however, to cut your losses when they are fresh. You wouldn't want to return to your hive empty-pawed with your tail between your legs after being thoroughly trounced, would you now?
No, you may not. You can use those ganderbulbs you grew yourself to exercise your thinkpan. It could use a metaphorical stretching of its fronds, so to speak, clearly, since you haven't been able to clearly follow any of my prior messages. Perhaps I am doing you a service, by providing intellectual stimulation for you to protect your fragile thinkpan from melting when forced to read anything longer than one incomprehensible run on sentence.
I suppaws I will mefur kmow what you wereth so cubsessed withe. #Tragic