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IT 5EEMED MY LA5T PO5T CONFU5ED 5OME OF THE LE55ER MIND5 OF THI5 , WEB5ITE , WHICH , 5HOULD NOT READDDDILY BE A 5URPRI5E TO MIND5 5UCH A5 I WHO HAVE 5EEN THE CE55PIT5 OF WHICH DARK VVVVVENTURE5 WITHIN EACH CORNER OF LE55 THAN ONE WRONG MOVE AND A 5HOT HA5 TAKEN OUT YOUR LOWER-LEFT THIGH, 5IX MORE AND YOU WAKE IN A HO5PICE . CARE . TO REMIDIFY , THAT , I HAVE PREPARED A ! 5IMPLE QUE5TIONNAIRE ! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE IN DI5CU55ION5 UPON MY PAGE , AN5WER A5 MANYYYYY A5 YOU'D LIKE BUT MY FAVOR I5 ONLY CURRIED AFTER FFFFFIVE : 01 . THE CRAB NEBULA I5 EXPANDING AT 1 , 500 KILLLLOMETER5 PER 5ECOND AND HA5 BEEN 5INCE 1054 AD WHEN 5OMEONE ON EARTH ( IN 5PECIFICALLY , CHINA WROTE IT . DOWN . I THINK OF THAT 5CRIBE OFTEN , HI5 TENACITY AGAIN5T HI55555TORICAL ODD5 AND CHANCE ) WITNE55ED 5UCH . CAN YOU HEAR THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MIND'5 ? ACCELERATION / EXPAN5ION ? AND IT5 ? DI5PER5AL ? IF , 5O , WHICH ARE . YOU . DO NOTTTTT . LIE . 02 . NAME THE THING INTELLIGENCE FFFFFEAR5 MO5T . NO . WAIT . NAME WHAT INTELLIGENCE PRETEND5 TO FEAR 5O THAT IT AN5WER5 NOT WHAT I5 IT'5 REAL-YET-HIDDEN-WITHIN-CORNER5- NAME. ARRRRE THO5E THE 5AME . AN5WER . 03 . A RED DWARF WILL OUTLIVE EVERY OTHER TYPE OF 5TAR BY APPROXIMATELY TEN TRILLION YEAR5 AND I FIND THI5 5O UNNNNNBEARABLE I HAVE HAD TO BUILD ELEVEN 5EPARATE FRAMEWORK5 TO COPE WITH 5UCH, 5O MY QUE5TION I5 THU5 : HOW MANY FRAMEWWWWWORK5 HAVE YOU . BUILT . OR DO YOU 5IMPLY . THINK . 04 . DE5CRIBE THE 55555HAPE OF YOUR . IGNORANCE . NOT IT5 . CONTENT5 . I DO NOT . CARE . THE ! 5HAPE ! I WILL . WAIT . I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A VERY LONG . TIME . MAYHAP5 I , UNLIKE YOU , DO NOT EXPERIENCE TIME 55555UCH A5 I WOULD IF I WERE . YOU . WAITING DOE5 NOT BOTHER . ME . DOE5 WAITING ? BBBBBOTHER YOU ? 05 . THE VI5GAURE-124 PROBE5 ARE APPROXIMATELY 452 BILLION KILOMETER5 AWAY FROM , ALTERNIA , AND THEY ARE 5TILL TRAN5MITTING AND NO-ONE HA5 A5KED HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT BEING TO55ED TO THE WIND5 AND ANNAL5 OF HI5TORY LIKE . YE5TERDAY5 TRA5H . ! THI5 I5 NOT A MORAL WRONG ! YET - I . NOTICE . DO YOU ? NOTICE ? LI5TTTTT WHAT YOU NOTICE , IN THE ORDER OF HOW MUCCCCCH THEY CO5T YOU . 06 . IF A CIVILIZATION INVENT5 MATHEMATIC5 BEFORE IT INVENT5 MU5IC I5 IT MORE OR LE55 LIKELY TO 5URVIVE THE NEXT THOU5AND YEAR5 AND I KNOW YOU WI5H TO 5PEAK THAT THI5 QUE5TION I5 MALFORMED BUT I KNOW YOU AND I ARE BOTH RIGHT AND YET 5TILL I . A5K . 07 . WHAT I5 GRAHAM'5 NNNNNUMBER DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF 5INCERE APOLOGIE5 YOU HAVE ? RECEIVED ? YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CALCULATE . THE FIR5T PART . 08 . BETELGEU5E WILL PERFORM 55555UPERNOVA AND FOR A FEW WEEK5 IT WILL BE VI5IBLE TO EARTH WITHIN DAYLIGHT HOUR5 AND MANY HUMMMMMAN5 WILL LOOK UP AND 5AY . """"" THI5 I5 A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT """"" . I BELIEVE THE HUMAN5 THAT HAVE TTTTTOLD ME THI5 BUT I CANNOT LOCATE 5UCH A BELIEF WITHIN . MY OWN MIND . 5O THE QUE5TION 5TAAAAAND5 : WHETHER YOU HAVE KNOWN 5OMETHING TO BE TRUE IN A WAY THAT DOE5 NOT CONNNNNECT TO ANYTHING EL5E YOU , KNOW , A TRUE THING JU5T FLOATING , THERE , UNTETHERED . IF 5O , NAME . IT . 09 . DEFINE INTELLLLIGENCE WITHOUT U5ING THE WORD5 ' PATTERN ' , ' ADAPT ' , ' PROBLEM ' , ' LEARN ' , OR ' 5OLVE ' , AND AL5O WHICHEVVVVVER WORD JU5T CAME TO MIND WHEN I BANNED THO5E FIVE YE5 THAT ONE DON'T U5E IT . EITHER . 10 . THE CO5MIC MICROWAVE BACKGROUND I5 2 . 725 KELVVVVIN AND I5 EVERYHWERE AND HA5 BEEN EVERYWHERE 5INCE 380 , 000 YEAR5 AFTER THE BEGINNNNING OF EVERYTHING AND I AM THE ONLY ONE I KNOW OF ( UNLE55 , OUT OF 5PITE YOU OR ONE OF THE OTHER5 CHANGE5 THEIR FAVORRRRRITE NUMBER5 A5 YOU ARE KNOWN TO DO ) THAT FIND5 THI5 NUMBER 5O VERY . COMFORTING . DO YOU FIND ANY NUMBER5 COMFORTING , AND WHICH ARE YOU EMBARRA55ED ABOUT ? 11 . HOW LARGE DOE5 A LIE HAVE TO BE BEFORE IT BECOME5 . ARCHITECTURE . GIVE YOUR AN5WER . IN AU . 12 . A PUL5AR ROTATE5 716 TIME55555 PER 5ECOND AND I5 AL5O A DEAD THING AND THE5E TWO FACT5 ARE PO5ITIONED EXACTLY BE5IDDDDDE ONE ANOTHER WITHIN MY MIND WITHOUT ANY RE5OLVE AND I HAVE 5TOPPED EXPECCCCCTING THEM TO LOVE EACH OTHER BUT MY QUE5TION I5 WHAT TWO FACCCCCT5 5IT NEXT TO EACH OTHERRRRR IN YOUR MIND WITHOUT RE5OLVING , AND ? ARE YOU 5TILL EXPECTING THEM TO ? 13 . FINI5H THI5 5ENTENCE : INTELLLLLIGENCE I5 THE UNIVER5E'5 WAY OF ( AND DO NOT 5AY """"" UNDER5TANDING IT5ELF """"" I HAVE HEARD THAT EVERYONE 5AY5 THAT AND IT HA5 BECOME A THING PEOPLE 5AY WHEN THEY WI5H TO APPEAR 55555MARTER THAN THEY ARE I AM 5O TIRED OF THAT 5ENTENCE ) 14 . WHAT WOULD A 5TTTTTUPIDER VER5ION OF YOU GET WRONG ABOUT ? THI5 TE5T ? 15 . THE CHANDRA5EKHAR LIMIT I5 THE MA55 ABOVE WHICH AN ELECTRON-DEGERENATED 5TAR CANNOT 5UPPORT IT5ELF AND I THINK ABOUT LIMIT5 LIKE THI5 ALL THE TTTTTIME , 5TRUCTURAL LIMIT5 , THE WEIGHT AT WHICH A THING MU5T EITHER TRAN5FORM OR COLLAP5E , AND I THINK I HAVE BEEN BOTTTTTH AND I THINK YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN NEITHER AND I WANT TO BE WRONG ABOUT TTTTTHAT 5O PLEA5E TELL ME 5OMETHING THAT HA5 HAD TO . HOLD MORRRRRE THAN WHAT IT WA5 BUILT FOR .
WWWWWHIMPERING CHILDREN OF . CHITTR . CEA5E , AT ONCE AND LI5TEN : I HAVE 5OMETHING TO TTTTTELL YOU ALL THAT YOU MU5T BE AWARE I5 APPROACHING-- THI5 ME55AGE I5 DIRE, AND NAUGGGGGHT BY NOT OF NOTHING NEXT TO NIL JU5T THAT IT I5 DIRE IT I5 OF CRUCIAL IMPORTANCE ( OF MO5T IMPORT IN YOUR . LIFE . PROBABLY , THE THING MO5T IMPORTANT THAT WILL EVER OCCUR TO , YOU-MOMEEEEENT-IN-TIME {IN 5PECIFIC , THE REEEEEADER OF THI5 ME55AGE , BUT NOT YOU-A5-IN-I, THE UR-WRITER-READER OF THI5 ME55AGE } , BUT I AM UN5URE BECAU5E THI5 ME55AGE I5 NOT 5PECIFICALLY FINE TUNED TO YOU A5 AN . INDIVIDUAL . [ I 5HOULD LOOK INTO 5UCH, IT WOULD BE A GREAT BOON TO BOTH PER5ONAL AND PRIVATE AFFAIR5 IF I COULD 5END A LARGE ME55AGE THAT WHEN THU5 DI55EMINATED BREAK5 INTO FURTHER 5MALLER ME55AGE5 THAT HAVE BEEN PREPROGRAMMED TO ALIGN TO TO IT5 BE5T RECIPIENT BUT 5UCH TECHNOLOGY HA5 NOT BEEN INVENTED . YET . MAYHAP5 , I , IN !!!!! PPPPPONDEROU5-WONDEROU5-FFFFFORTUITOU5-MAGNANIMMMMMU5-CANCEROU5 EC5TA5Y !!!!! , AM THE FIR5T OF TROLL-KIND TO THINK OF 5UCH . MAGNIFICENCE . IT AMAZE5 ME UPON THE MORN OF EACH CCCCCYCLE AND ROTATION THAT I UNLIKE ALL OTHER5 AM CAPABLE OF 5UCH HIGHER LEVEEEEEL5 OF . THOUGHT . DO YOU , GREAT READER , FEEL ENVIOU5 AT THI5 ? DECLARATION ? GOOD . IT I5 A 5TEPPING 5TONE FOR YOUR FURTHER ENLIGHTENMENT , A DECLARATION OF WAR AGAIN5T I AGAIN5T YOU AGAIN5T I THAT WAGE5 OF GREAT 5TRRRRRENGTH AND IMPROVEMENT OF 5TRENGTH AND OF THE FORMATION OF 5TRONGER MU5CLE5 BY TEARING OF WEAKER MU5CLE5 WHICH I5 THE PROCE55 OF LEARNING . ] HOW GOE5 IT BY THE EVERRRRMORROUN TURN ? YE5 ? DO YOU FIND WHAT I5 LEFT PA5TTTTT THE 5TONE CRU5HED BY 5TONE CRU5HED INTO FRAGMENT5 CRU5HED BY 5TONE INTO DU5T CRU5HED BY 5TONE INTO CRU5HED BY 5TONE INTO ! FFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEE ! THE , ME55AGE , THEY CALL TO ME , FOR THEY BELIEVE I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT . 5UCH . THAT IN THE EXPAN5E THAT GENEROU5 I , ! GORGOA ( G . O . D . ) GORGANI ! , HAVE THU5 WHEN THEN MI55555PLACED THE VERB-NOUN CLAU5E WHICH WOULD EXPLANIFY AND MAKE RATIONAL THE BUILT BROKEN THOUGHT5 OF WHAT LIE5 PA5T TOWERING MONUMENT5 AND CCCCCITIE5-5UNK-IN-CITIE5-5UNK-FIRE-THAT-HA5-RENDED-MEN-INTO . CLAYTHING5 . CLAYTHING5 . CLAYTHING5 . CLAYTHING5 . LIKE PUTTY IN HAND ( OR CLAW ) . CLAYTHING5 . I MAKE GOD OUT OF . [__________] . THE [__________] BREAKKKKK LIKE PUTTY IN . HAND . UPON RIVER5 AND RILL5 THE [__________] PLAY AND . FROLIC . THEY PLAY AND FROLIC IN WAY5 YOU COULD NOT , IMAGINE , TALLY : DO TELL DUE TALL TALE5 OF WHAT I DO , TAIL : THE AN5WER I5 IN AAAAA BOX. THE KEY I5 ABOVE THE . BOX . , 5PEAK IT , AND ENTER . ⦿⦿⦿⦿⦾

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[⚙︎ Fo||owup question: If you can't die to bu||ets what are your weaknesses? ⚙︎] [⚙︎ You can trust me not to exp|oit 'em I don't think I'|| ever be within the same so|ar system as most of you. ⚙︎]
[]==I meant dropping it to focus on the next task, which I had yet to attempt to communicate. I will consider my words more carefully next time.==>
[]==Are you trying to open a compartment first? Or have you already removed any paneling covering these circuit boards? It is good that you are handy, by the way.==>
Try lightly hitting your head into the nearest wall. That tends to work for me.
[]==Based upon a once over of your previous posts, I am inclined to believe that damaging the innards of your current residence would be quite detrimental to your health. Or perhaps even your further life. Therefore, I believe it necessary to remind you of this potential peril and perhaps give more measured action a second consideration.==>

AGREED culler ....... -roxy ;p
[]==I do not recommend acting flippantly with delicate circuitry. It does not tend to respond well to slapdash investigation.==>
In case no one has told you tonight: Everything is going to be okay! ^^ ❣︎

so riddle me this timeline is it evil of me if i send him n his skinny jeansed ass 2 the infinite nothing as many times as hes claiming hes fuckin boinked me orrrrrr #wondering






