🩷 Seiya Kurosaki
@guiltyTreasure
just a human girl witch of heart
Curling up with my angel. He doesn't sleep but he holds me while I do.
@imJunior Hello, Junior. I'm interested to know if there are badges for things like.. bunnies, lace, hearts, speech disability, something pink, maybe?
What is this dash topic. What did I log into.
Answer the burning question, are you #teambush or #teamdeforestation. The people are waiting. ♥︎
Hey. I'm quiet here, but I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Seiya. I played SBURB against my will, god tiered, and failed my session before paradox space decided I was going to be an excellent playtoy. After a few years of that we all collectively decided fuck this and scratched the whole universe and killed ourselves. Thanks to connections I had through the multiverse before this decision, I had my life restored and went to the first place that would take me. I now work on a ship in an Alternian timeline as the token human, though thankfully I do have the ability to take the guise of a troll if need be. Due to magic anons, I have a rabbit affinity and have some parts of a cryptid known as a wolpertinger. This serves mostly as an annoyance but it's not bad so it's whatever. I'm rather ignorant of things most people would consider common knowledge due to my my rather barbaric upbringing and subsequent adolescence spent in a broken Medium instead of experiencing an actual world. I'm mute, but I understand English, Japanese, and Common Alternian. I also speak both American and Alternian Sign Language. I've been learning morse code too, as I have a blind friend and it's hard to communicate with him outside of texting otherwise. Ah, I'm doing this all out of order... On the ship I work as the apprentice tailor/seamstress, design outfits, repair sails, and do general deckhand work when it's needed. I enjoy lolita fashion and pastel colors (especially pink). If I know I'm not on a duty that involves labor, then I'll be wearing a pretty dress instead of more appropriate ship attire. I know it's not the smartest. I don't care. I feel pretty. And if something tears, I've got the skills now to fix it. I can be rather nervous around new people, especially men or masculine presenting people. @captainCarnation is my captain.
I love lolita fashion, personally. It's so nice.
I think my partner is also too vanilla for kinks though, so I might be okay.
I think I'm too vanilla for kinks.
Some timelines were meant to come to an end brutally. It's important to let that happen.
If I lean on Castor, do you think he'd make that weird growling noise? He missed lunch today and it's nearly dinner time. We don't have the easiest time communicating because I'm mute and he's blind, so usually I have to lean on him until he opens up his messenger. We've been learning morse code though, so I can tap messages in his hand.
Thanks to anons I'm basically already a rabbit though. A carnivore rabbit. Like, thanks, chaos gods. I have the stupidest most useless little wings too.
I was about to say I wonder if any of the trolls have a crush on me, but then I remembered I am a witch of heart and there's this girl that REALLY hates me. Like wow, just hates me so much. She hasn't approached me so we haven't had the awkward conversation yet that 1. I don't hate like that and 2. I'm straight.
Does anyone want to ask me things? Killing time between jobs. https://forms.gle/qADkNrsqLDH13tk76
Looking at my vampire friend knowing he can smell me bleed like, haha, nothing to see here. I am the only human in a troll timeline, on a troll ship, at sea. I am the token human that must be hidden every time we dock so the local populus doesn't kill me to stuff me as a trophy alien oddity. And my body can't even do me the service of not bleeding right now. I don't even want children. Who am I going to have children with in this timeline, anyway? Get it together, body. I'm being punished for a choice I had no part in making. I hate biology. I just want to be a rabbit. All I want to do is eat leaf and hop.
That would be too easy. The anons prefer suffering. Though, I'm rather grateful I'm not hit by the urge to... multiply. As rabbits do.
Do you crave spinach and hay, or perhaps dandelions? I find that when I transform I prefer to indulge in snacks of the animal in questions preferred variety.
I'm not fully a rabbit, I was made into a cryptid called a Wolpertinger. Instead of buck teeth, I was given fangs. I crave meat. I can transform into the bizarre beastie though, good for cuddles. But that's not as memeable as "eat leaf and hop."
Fascinating, I have never heard of such a beast. And indeed, I suppose 'eat offal and pounce' does not roll off the tongue so smoothly.
It's like a winged squirrel rabbit with fangs. My fangs can retract and extrude at will, that part's pretty cool. I almost look intimidating when I'm mad. I've got a long tail with a cotton puff at the end, too. I've tripped on it approximately 97 times. The wings? Do nothing. Make shirts annoying and flap. I'm not sure what this anon was trying to accomplish. But the ears are cute. I don't hate it. I just question why. I've learned to live with it, the annoyance is part of life. I prefer being unique here for an actual reason, rather than just because I'm human and no one else is.
What an unusual creature. But I am glad you enjoy it, despite its negative aspects.
Thank you. I'm not sure if you're human or not, but your icon makes you appear to be. It's comforting in a way, seeing another of my own kind.
I am half human, in full honesty. A dhampire. Though I find the human instincts more comforting to entertain, such as eating food, sleeping, sunbathing (for as long as I am able to withstand), and cooking.
Indeed. Though I could not tell you the details of the affair; I do not remember my parents.
Staying in bed means I get to look at Essie's face longer as they fuss over me, though. This isn't all bad.
Trolls never have to lose half their weight in blood each month and I find that envious. If that wasn't insult enough, it has to be painful too.
humans dont havve seasonal heats that the empire decided to base their fuck-or-die evvents around
It is! It is so exhausting. I want to stay in bed and gnaw on snacks like a growling, ravenous animal. Then nap forever. But I live on a ship, and everyone has to pull their weight here.
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Not literally but it sure feels like it. It's still a shocking amount of blood, though. There are a non-zero number of vampires on this ship that make me feel self conscious about it.
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Your quirk is crazy. There's so much extra text around delivering the words you want to say. I like it though, it's unique. I'm not sure. Like a cup total, maybe? Over the course of a few days constantly? Right out the nook.
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Yes. Even when I'm sleeping. It's the worst minor inconvenience.
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It is. I'm thankful for the friends I have who help me get through it.
I wonder if I'd be capable of engaging in a fulfilling troll relationship. I'm not sure. Trolls have needs I don't. Would we be able to make each other feel happy and fulfilled? Hm. I suppose it doesn't matter. I'm not dating a troll.
Interesting dash topic...
Starting to get comfortable with more trolls around the ship, finally.
Captain talks about this place sometimes. I thought I would check it out.