READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I feel like it's not a uncommon thing to feel like that white globe head veck is er- discomforting? Slimy? ]
SL1MY 1S CORR3CT.
I think “erudite and charming” would be more accurate, my dear.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Do not ... call me that. ]
It is merely an opinion, but a very well formed one.
As you say, then, Ms. Dearie.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Eugh. That just feels wrong. ]
Very well, what is your preferred form of address?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just. Leave me alone. I'm nobody interesting. ]
You are wrong, of course. But for the time being I will honor your request.